MIRE THREAD

Small mires, big mires, no mires, let's share some motivation.

>Dad had a bad history with alcohol and gambling
>Start working out with him
>He tells me how proud of me he is
>That was three years ago, he's gone now, but that one mire is gonna fuel me for the rest of my life

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Fuck brah that's a wicked one. Fellow user trying to get his dad's approval here.

>Be home owner for 2 years. Renovating it all myself in that time. Bought it at 22
>Dad comes over after I've owned it for 3 months and says "good start keep going"
>Never visits again even though 15 minute drive away.
>Brother visits town recently and really wants to see all the work I've done because I say I'm about to sell it
>Doesn't have a car so gets dad to drive him.
>They turn up and dad doesn't look thrilled to be there
>I am there painting still working on it
>After not being there for over 18 months and the inside looking totally different, dad just points out ever flaw that still remains
>Sees me getting pissed and says "ah well looks alright well done. We might head off" and leaves.

Still fighting for that approval but I'll get it.
He has absolutely no interest In my powerlifting but I dabbled in boxing a bit which was fun and he asks about that a lot.
Maybe I'll win a world title and finally earn his respect.

No materialistic possessions fill the void of a father's missing respect in his son.

my mates mum said I had broad shoulders last night right before I got blind drunk and kissed a dude on her tennis court

I got singing lessons the other day and the tutor said that I looked fit which would help in learning

The admin lady where I work is always mirin.

>be in work
>going through old test equipment to flog on ebay
>jokingly suggest I take my top off to model the test equipment.
>her head bolts up from the desk looking right at me longingly


Not the first time either

>work colleague mentions jokingly about an old cuck video a couple paid me to make with the wife
>she suddenly appears at the office door
>lols user is it s-still online lols

It's not BTW. I think the couple split and I guess the husband took it down.

she's thirsty for the whyte cock, just remember to pullout

> boss asks me if I workout, he said he could tell
> chat about lifting for 30 minutes

>tall, wide shoulders, big arms, small waist
>ugly
>notice women miring then look at me up close and lose interest
Help.

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sounds like listening to him and not being pissy about his criticisms is what would have made him proud.

Here's a tip, ask for his help on a couple of things, spend the time helping him while he is there and just enjoy being around him.

Pressuring him into saying good job aint gonna work.

> stay around with my teammates
> coaches ca 6 year daughter comes to us
> "i want to ride on your shoulders"
>*manlet mate reaches for her*
>"no you are to small user is much taller"
> she wants the 6.3 lanklet aka me

Mfw he got height mogged by a smalle girl and i got the mires

Feels great

>Khv at 20
>it looks like that won't change anytime soon
>no interest from women, pale, weak body, feel like an absolute failure
>been working out, weight 140lbs at 5'10
>absolute shit strength, gains I had were a disgrace
>low bodyfat with visible abs and a little muscle
>one day going swimming with friends
>standing in the lake, 8/10 qt.3.14 is there in a bikini with her 10/10 body
>she's the friend of a friend, we've had sporadic contact
>she keeps staring at me all the fucking time
>few day later talking to her at the bar
>"user you've got the PERFECT body, you looked so good shirtless!"
Knowing I was attractive to that one girl fired me up for a long time

Nothing as meaningful as that but
>A party, chilling, playing cards
>One of the girls there is bi - "omg user, can you put your arms away, they're really big, I can't concentrate"
>Bi girl's gf - "I know! You've been staring all night ... so have I, kinda"
I'd just got back from a trip overseas and hadn't done any lifting or exercise at all for a month so I really let myself go.
This little mire helped with that, but not as much as it reminded me what low standards normies have.

Peak Jow Forums

I imagine it's because you're a sperg like me but why didn't you fuck her?

She led on guys left and right and I didn't want to get into that

Not a mire but.
> Been lifting for three months
> Girlfriend now caresses my chest because she likes that its gotten somewhat stronger

Feels good.

Girlfriend mires are the best though, my gf's getting a bit insecure with me working out (she thinks I do it to attract other girls) I just have to reassure her that it's just for her, that gets her crazy

>having sex with chick
>she bites her lips and tightens her grip on my upper arms while she's eyeballing the veins on my biceps

nice

Haha you cheeky cunt.
I wasn't pissy at his criticisms it just annoyed me that there was no "what's your plan?" It was just shooting from the hip as soon as he walked in, and most of it was stuff that was done later that week from the plans I had in order anyway so it could have been avoided by a simple question.

Anyway. More to your point.

He does say often if you want any help just let me know, and part of me wants to get him to help for as you say to just spend time with him, but a big part of me doesn't want him to because he's always quite doubtful of what I can do.
Like im fully trade qualified and I can do almost everything myself to a good standard, but it's like he just can't believe im capable so he chooses not to and just assumes retard status for his son.

My plan was to do it all myself and be like see bitch I'm not retarded. Then take him out with the profits and enjoy some time with him somewhere that isn't based on a job.

What do?

Make a list or whatever of the shit you/he find faulty in the house, and call him up to ask for his help fixing those things (dont accept it if he offers the help, you be the one to ask it).

If he suggest something, and you agree with it, agree.
if he suggest something and you dont agree with it, say exactly why you dont agree, and the conversation flow from there. show him you know your shit, but still have a long way to go (with which the father may help the son grow, see what im gettin at?)
if he doesnt agree with something but you do, do the same as above.

If then it sells well (the house the son built and the father helped with) definitely go out somewhere, take your brother if you get along with him, like a bar or fishing or whatever.

Good luck user, make your father proud.

>casual meetup with friends for cooking and games
>girl tries to open up a bottle of booze
>too weak
>take it and open it with ease
>girl sitting across from me says something around the lines 'he has to use those muscles for something afterall!'

Stop worrying about what your dad thinks. It's their job to criticize us even when we do good so we never get complacent.

>about to hook up with roastie at a party
>take off shirt
>she says “oh my god” and starts literally licking chest+abs
Feels good man

I get so many mires from girls in uni; lost a lot of it's intrinsic meaning desu.
Dress well, be 12%bf or lower and walk with confidence, you'll see girls eye fucking you everywhere you go.
Try to maximize vasculatirty, take some salt during day and drink plenty of water, make sure your piss is clearish, gives you a gauge how hydrated are you.

Posted it in the other thread but I guess I'll post it again
>be me
>be a bit of a bully growing up
>especially mean to my younger sister for years even into her later teens
>feel kinda bad for doing it as I get older and rectify it trying to be a better brother
>fast forward 6 years
>I'm visiting for my mother's birthday and she's there with her boyfriend
>he was a friend in High school so we're talking on the couch while everybody else is by the dining room
>AFV is on the t.v. and we watch it for a bit
>a video comes on about a wedding and the bride accidentally says someone else's name instead of her husband's during the ceremony
>laugh and say "I hope that was just a family members name that slipped out and not her ex or something"
>he starts laughing and says "You know your sister actually said you're name accidentally when we were in bed once:
>"what"?
>"yeah we were trying out some new things and she ended up yelling your name by mistake lol she was so imbarresed afterwards. Something you're not telling me"? He says laughing
>laugh it off
Suddenly I'm very aware of how touchy she was after I was trying to be nicer (hugging me a lot and kissing me on the cheek when I did something for her etc). Think "new things" was probably him being rough or something. Kinda in the back of my mind now that my sister might have an attraction to me formed from the abuse I put her through.
I'm over thinking this right? This has kinda been fucking with me for a while.
me

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yeah buddy youre overthinking it man. dont get any ideas.

>walk
>girl looks at me
Whoah guys, did I just get mired?

Duh you fucking retard he probably actually wanted to help and hang out. Anybody can work on their house by themselves if they are an asocial loser, he was probably just looking forward to cracking some cold ones and shooting the shit but you're being a little faggot about it.

something happened to me recently i think im gonna make it bois
>be me
>5'10 74kg ~12%bf (2plate bench 1rm)
>feeling thirsty after a set so go to the water fountain
>cardio bunny at the fountain taking a long time
>ask her whats up
>she explains she lost a coin down the side of the fountain
>go down to pressup position and do a perfect form knuckle pressup to peek under the fountain
>delts looked v defined
>get back up and pretend i hadnt found it then i said "whats this behind your ear"
>did that trick you do on kids where you make the coin appear
>she giggles and says thanks
>for some reason i gave her a wink while kissing my teeth and autistically went back to my workout
i was living off the adrenaline rush for the rest of the session but im afraid im gonna be a virgin forever desu

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bad mire story
>be me in uni rec sauna
>shredded manlet
> Fat whale comes in and sits uncomfortably close to me
>she keeps trying to flirt with me
>I ignore her
>I left the sauna early
>Definitely not the mire's I want

well done

Fucking manlets stealing my hamplanets

This happened in the gym today.
>putting some dumbbells back
>couple next to me talking about how they want to get in shape for summer
>walk past by the grill
>to her boyfriend: "that is already too much!"

Couldn't hold back the grin. I'm not even that jacked. Brought my absolute Chad tank with punisher skull to the gym today.

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