/THHT/ - Triple h Hate thread
>never the guy
>gold digger
>bag carrier
>4/10
>books himself as a god because of a 20 year asspain over being a jobber to Ultimate Warrior at WM12
>responsible for Montreal Screwjob
>lied to Julie Hart on camera and looked like a cowardly bitch
>tried to sabotage the Rock’s career
>cheated on Chyna and got her fired
>said she would never go in the hall of fame coz muh kids will see she did porn, when he literally fucked a dead woman on camera and did LOL SAUSAGE DONG jokes for ten years
>Cringe entrances.
>literally and unironically calls himself “DA KING OF KINGS”
>literally calls himself “DA CEREBRAL ASSASSIN”
>tried to be the next Stone Cold, failed utterly
>Responsible for literally millions of viewers tuning out from wrestling since 2002.
>Tried twice to have a "classic" wrestlemania match with Taker,
>muh curtain call
>muh tank
>muh end of an era
>muh it started with a whisper
>muh time
>implied retirement for sympy. Crowd only booed and jeered
>leaches of actual dime drawers
>DX Jannetty
>Mayweather B Squad
>Jealous of a computer game character
>Has never run or booked an actual promotion in his life, relies on daddy's money to fund his vanity project
>racist
>bullied Justin Roberts
>bullied Ricardo Rodriquez and Ivelisse and employed DeMott to bully other wrestlers
>politicked to go over Jericho, RVD, Booker T, Steiner, Lesnar, Sting
>buried London and Kendrick for no reason
>inserted himself into Cm Punk story and went over for no reason
>inserted himself into Daniel Bryan story
>inserted himself into Lemmy’s Funeral
>inserted himself into a charitable event for a DYING CHILD
>exploits the name of dead wrestlers for his meme promotion
>throws daddys money at people who got over in other promotions, shakes their hand and gives them an entrance and thinks it makes him a promoter
>spent $32 million teaching Finn Balor how to face the hardcam
>never took a piss test
>takes HGH
>cave man face
>didn't want to work tuesdays
/THHT/ - Triple h Hate thread
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>best physique is WWE history
>fucked the bosses 10/10 titcow daughter like the alpha Chad he is
>is the GOAT heel
stay mad, virginboi
>>is the GOAT heel
>attempts to ridicule my opinion without stating his own opinion
Overrated trash. B-But muh classics! Never had more heat than Haitch. Never cut a better heel promo than Haitch. Never drew a dime. You could have at the very least chosen some actual competition instead of some ding-dong diddly simp like Piper. Ric Flair? The Rock? Get a clue, kid.
>tfw when I'm English and I have no idea who this person is
TRIPLE H....THE KING...THE KING OF KINGS....THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN....THE LEADER OF EVOLUTION.....D GENERATION X ICON....COO....THE GAME....THE LEADER OF NXT.....THE BIGGEST ICON IN THE HISTORY OF THIS BUSINESS.....SINGLE HANDEDLY DESTROYED TED TURNER WITH HIS TANK....MR. STEPHANIE MCMAHON.....PAUL LEVESQUE.....TERRA RYZING.....HUNTER HEARST HELSMLEY.....THE BILLIONAIRE PLAYBOY HIMSELF
Learn something. Flair was good but piper drew so much more heat than HHH and it was more genuine too. Not just people playing along by booing the bad guy. There is a whole list of early 90s guys that drew better heat than HHH. Owen Hart, jake the snake to name a couple
Even hbk was a better heel than HHH. If you want somebody more modern then vince was also better.
You’re dumb as fuck, Stone Cold, The Rock and HHH changed wrestling and brought in money.
Vince is a good heel but he never brought an audience.
>HHH changed wrestling and brought in money.
This never happened.
Piper and Flair are the greatest heels ever
>hbk was a better heel than HHH
Literally, LITERALLY the biggest anti-draw after Nash. Actually kys, ya fr*ggin pinheaded simp.
>Owen Hart
>jake the snake
Holy fuck this is ridiculous mental gymnastics. You unironically believe that Owen Hart and Jake the Snake were better heels than HHH?
>Vince is a good heel but he never brought an audience.
Austin vs. Vince was literally the biggest rivalry in the history of WWE
*Austin/Rock
vince unironically was more interesting
So?
Nothing did more for business than Austin vs. Vince. Rock only drew mega dimes at 15 because of the alignment with Vince that put him over the top. The Austin-Vince rivalry is literally the turning point for WWF in the MNW
>blows his knee just jumping
lol
You're all dead fucking wrong. Pic related is objectively the best heel who was, is, and ever will be.
> Iranian military veteran.
> Legit wrestler.
> 6' 240 Persiachad.
Bullshit.
Didn't you faggots already ruin /asp/ for actual fighters? Go back to your board this has nothing to do with fitness
Austin vs rock was just an average feud - all the stuff with vince in it
Nuh uh.
It was Austin VS Vince that just...drew in a crowd. It was brilliant.
Rock didn't need a rivalry because he could draw a crowd on his own and put asses in the seats.
As for HHH, he was only popular during his DX days.
> This cromagnon faggot is #12 on this list.
> Roddy Piper #5
> Steve Austin #1
bleacherreport.com
Were you watching back then?
Heenan and 97 Hart were fucking incredible heels. Austins heel run was a disaster, so I'm not sure what the fuck that is about. Savage is GOAT status. Punk, overrated. Superstar below Trish is a joke, he had one of the hottest heel runs ever in 1977. Kane, just LOL. Honky drew more in his one top heel year than Perfect did, and Perfect was good but overrated slightly, someone like Billy Graham would be higher than Perfect.
How in the FUCK is Piper #5?
They put Punk at 4. It's a shit list.
Sorry, fellow oldfag.
Recency bias? Recency bias.
SEETHING
>Punk at #4
*inhales*
OH NO NO
>Youngfag
You'll be telling me roman reigns is the best wrestler ever soon faggot
>Trish stratus
List of 25 random wrestlers. This list has too much bias on attitude era and after.
I still do chest press to his theme song
Why is this on Jow Forums?
Back to your containment board
>tfw posted this thread almost 4 hours ago
>tfw just realize this is Jow Forums
can a mod move it?
Time to draw no dimes...
TIME TO DRAW NO DIMES!!!!!!!!!!
HAHURHURHURHURHURHUR...
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DIMES AND HOW YOU DRAW 'EM
ALL ABOUT RATINGS AND IF YOU CAN RAISE 'EM
ALL YOUR MERCH AND IF YOU CAN SELL 'EM
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BUYS AND WHO'S GONNA MAKE 'EM
I DRAW NO DIMES YOU DON'T WANNA SEE ME
I TANK RATINGS NO WAY YOU WILL WATCH ME
AND I GOT LOW MERCH SALES NO WAY YOU WILL BUY ME
I'M THE ANTI-DRAW BUT VINCE STILL WON'T BLAME ME
Why the fuck does he dress like an Arab if he's Persian? Fucking shame, Arab lovers and traitors need to die