HEY FATTY

HEY FATTY

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GET DAT FAT IN YA

Why do people listen to this guy? He looks like every other dadbodded POS out there.

>Why do people listen to this guy? He looks like every other dadbodded POS out there.
Most of Jow Forums isn't even remotely fit. The majority of Jow Forums thinks this guy is aesthetic, strong, and a credible source on fitness. "Snake diet" and "snake juice" sound like great names to them. They love being yelled at. The absolute state of Jow Forums.

Where are his arms?

Nobody does. Every single post on Jow Forums about him that isn't making fun of him, is by him.

He lifts heavier than 99% of fit.

i fucking hate his persona so much

I have no idea who it is but just looking at this picture I know I hate this faggot
idk

When you fast alot your muscle glycogen gets very low and you muscles are smaller but as effective. I think this video was done during one of the dry fast.

Hello, fellow fatty

He's annoying but the information is really fucking good.

HEY FUCK YOU, DO YOU EVEN LIFT FATTY?

I JUDGE HIS INFORMATION BY A PHOTO

He's prove that a thick neck doesn't make you aesthetic. Jesus christ.

What are his lifts?

I FUCKING LOVE YOU COLE.
Jow Forums FUCKING SAVED MY LIFE BECAUSE I WAS INTRODUCED TO YOU.

>i know everyone on Jow Forums

Nice try, fatty.

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>tfw love hearing this guy scream HEY FATTY

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>tfw know i can finally make it with this easy and fast solution
>can't get myself to stop eating
>can't consume the required amount of salt water
I know the solution but i'm not doing it.
What the fuck is wrong with me

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hey senpai

Starting the snake diet next week
Looking to drop from 190 to 160. 5 11" manlet btw

Same
All I take from him is the dry fasting advice bc I cant get potassium in my shithole country
But damn he is funny lmao

Make a 48 h dry fast. Refeed and two days later do a normal snake fast, it should feel easier like that
And just stop eating, stay distracted and watch your disgusting fat whenever you want to munch

Read this. Absorb this. Then all will be obtainable.
Unironically not joking, user.

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Anyone actually do the diet?

hey cole

Where you from user?

not kazikstan. kazikstan number one exporter of potassium

Alright i'm reading now

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all other countries have inferior potassium.

good on you, mate. seriously take it in and learn why you need not feel this pain.

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Lose enough weight and I'll bite your tum-tum.

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Yeah lost 10 pounds in a week without losing strength.

Aye me too, snake jesus has the 'tism but he knows what he's talking about

He legit looks like he has downs.

that's not even his prs, he is doing 315 while fasted to prove a point.

>inb4 hi cole

I think he's only good at benching, he never posted a decent squat/dl video

FAST UNTIL 10% BF

220 here. Need to get to 200 by April 15 for a fight

Can I snake my way there?

The US isn't perfect, and we sometimes laugh at how restrictive other countries are, but where the hell are you that you can't get fucking potassium?

Is his information and "snake juice" shit for real? He claims it's the same solution given in a saline drop.

electrolyte water for a fast that extends past 2 days is a good idea, yes

he's a bit looney though, claims HIV doesn't exist and dry fasting cures HIV/Cancer/Herpes anything

what the fuk is snake juice

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>5:20

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why am i watching all of this

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Top kek i can listen to this guy rant for hours no joke its good shit

KNAWK THEM THUH FUCK OOOUT

4700mg of potassium chloride + 2000mg of sodium chloride +1 liter of spring water = snake juice

Stops you from feeling like death when you're going hardcore on a water fast.

no matter for how long i see people bashing on fatties i never get tired of it.

He triggers fat roasties who can’t handle being called fattys instead of thicc. That’s good enough for me.

Hey, pencil-neck.

i think he's a bit loopy with the piss-drinking-dry-fasting-curing-cancer thing but an enemy of my enemy is my friend

i don't like fat people, but this guy has some issues with fat people

Fast and easy? Salt water? What?

It's not the fatties themselves (who he actually helps) but the culture of fatness.

in the vid, there's a part where he rants about fat parents taking kids to him and asking for help because their kids are fat and such.
Imagine having to deal with these type of people on a regular basis, where the cunts not only get mad if they don't see immediate results, but get mad if you tell them the truth about their habits. just imagine. it fucks with your faith on humanity.
but yeah, to rant for an hour straight about fatties, that's something.

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It tastes like see water
Feel like I'm drowning when I drink it

sea*

Have you tried looking up the snake diet

easily

go to the pharmacy and ask for like a hundred gramms, they might sell it to you, had similar problem, this solved it

How do you faggots keep finding increasingly retarded fitness "experts"?

He has a solution for fatness that actually works