>"Are you sexually active, user?"
"Are you sexually active, user?"
Daniel Phillips
Xavier Bennett
Qhen they ask this do they just mean sex or does whacking it count?
Angel Adams
They ask you that so they know whether or not to test for STDs you virgin.
Nicholas Young
>no
End of, if they smile and she's a cutie hit her up and get her number
Asher Butler
*unzips penis
“depends if you are.”
*flexes cep
Sebastian Price
4U
Jayden Adams
Noah Fisher
Yes I am, doc. I'll be on my way now
Jack Martin
"if i unzipped your cock would it be painful?"
Brandon Ward
No. I'm saving myself until marriage.
Anthony Rodriguez
*unzips micropeenor
“You tell me, pinhead.”
*spin kick her in the face
William Walker
"Not yet" and wink at her
Mason Butler
>”I’m about to be”
>close door
>pin her on the wall
Anthony Brooks
Only works if you are a big guy
Blake Baker
kek
Liam Green
>I m-masterbate a lot
Ayden Murphy
>That depends, what time do you get off work?
>*get arrested because I'm not Chad and therefore can't get away with blatant sexual harassment*
Samuel Stewart
how do I activate my sexuality
William Sanchez
Based
Ryan Peterson
No, I'm married.
Grayson Cox
wow that question made me feel pretty bad about how little sex i have :( especially cuz i work out all the time, i thought i'd be more sexually active.. idk if i can recovery from this level of insecurity. it's kind of funny that i feel this way though! haha
Anthony Sullivan
Are Americans really so autistic they're afraid to tell their doctor things?
Jayden Gutierrez
Yeah. Got a bit of gangrene going on but I'm too embarrassmed to take off my shirt and show the doctor.
Eh, whaddya gonna do
Cameron Sanders
Are eurocucks so autistic they don't know that doctors are just as huge of faggots as the rest of society and laugh at you in the hall with other faggot doctors?
James Fisher
Same man. I literally am blind now but I've been pretending I'm not and I think everybody's buying it.
Robert Nelson
Heh, I will be. 'bout to lose my virginity in 5 minutes flat. BEND OVER, DOCTOR. ;)
Anthony Barnes
Why do you care?
John Adams
It's always awkward when I have to ask people this. Which I have to follow up with, how many partners, do you use contraceptives, what is your gender identity? I've done it so many times, it doesn't make it any less weird for an autist like me.
Nolan Cooper
I usually go pick up a girl after a major project or accomplishment to enjoy, so twice a year or so. Outside of that I'll only flirt since most women are as engaging in bed as a cocksleeve.
Been debating going back to Mexico for spring break fucksprees with American chicks like in my early 20s but the STD rampancy there has skyrocketed.