The Billy Mays Catalog 3rd Edition

Its back and just as good as always!
I finally got to make a now Edition to show off Jow Forums best products!
And don't forget: if you have any suggestions for the next Edition feel free to post them in this thread!

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Hell yeah, new edition!

>cataLOG

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nice

This deserves to be seen by the public!

Take a (you)!

Thanks!

Took you long enough

Couldnt really bring myself until now to make a new one.

bump

great as always

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Here’s the (You), interesting read

I'd like a dozen cookeis!

(You) for quality OC

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Someone really needs to make cirno cookies...

Forgot to pay you your (You)

Bump

Take my (you!)

Best deals anywhere I've got to say.

Why is Billy Mays German?

Because American Billy Mays died.

Iam just his replacement.

Don't question it

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Advertise this

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You know how it is, the Jones next door have 2 wieners and you onlu have one.

Blow their one-up-manship out of the water with our Netherlands Hotdog Sauce - only 6 gorrilion units left in stock ORDER NOW!!!

Bump!

Board is moving faster than usual I see.

Can you sell my knobs?

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I knew you people had three legs!

That looks pretty nice.

very nice work. Where do I send the money for the kangaroo porn?

Advertise this

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checked

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Please tell more people to recycle!

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Bump!

How do you pitch it?

I'd buy it

Vamp

I'd buy that for a dollar!

Does anyone have the previous catalogues?

I'm sure it shows up in the archives.

youtube.com/watch?v=qYNhB0R-bIQ

no

Yes

maybe

I laughed

Advertise this. The three stages of butter denial.

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There you go

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Thank you.

Nice, Someone should put this up ED.

Also bump.

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What a strange fetish.

It's just Cirno.

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More advertisable junk: Canned Blastoise!

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Man, I remember this. Those poptarts were my jam.

I too seemed to favor them over actual cherry for some reason.

How much for this fine catalogue sir?

>This thread outlasted The Jow Forums Bunmaru thread

The Bunmaru tends to last ~3-4 days a thread.

I remember Ego waffles. For the first 12 years of my life I had those instead of real waffles for some reason. Once you get the real deal, you can't go back.

Noted.

Look at them go!

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How often do these come out?

There's no consistent schedule.

Perhaps they'll be more common around May...

Baka...

Take my (you)

And this bump, too.

Thank.

(You)

Bump

Rare

New

...

So...
How's everyone doing?

nice

...

Can you sell this to the masses?

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How do you?

So is it just an empty can?

Noted.

Bump

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Sleep is a lie

No, just add water to rehydrate!

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Make an ad that says "QUIT EATING PORK" with this on it, please.

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