Honestly, why do men lie about height? I’m a legit 5’11” (180 cm) and every now and then I meet a guy that claims to be 5’10”-5’11” while I clearly tower over them. This happened to me a few days ago.
Guy who’s a couple of inches shorter than me:
>I’m 5’11”
Me:
>actually, I was officially measured at 5’11” and I’m taller than you.
Shorter guy:
>No, that’s impossible. You must be like 6’1” or 6’2”
Me:
>really nigga?
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5’11” here too. I go one step further when some lying twat says he is 6ft and say I am 5’8”.
I do this. I'm 5'10" and 5'11" in boots. I say I'm 5'11" because women can't tell the difference and who gives a shit about what other dudes think
If some guy said
>dude brah you're definitely only 5'10" not 5'11"
I'd literally just ignore them and go on with my life
Gottem :D
I guess adding one extra inch isn’t a big deal especially if you’re in thick heeled boots
Are 5'11" niggas considered as manlets in US or average?
Where I live 5'11" is considered quite tall
lol, 5'10 dudes are more insecure about their height than actual manlets
Fuck off Frodo
fellow 5'11 here and it is truly the funniest height because you get loads of people shorter than you claiming 6'
I never call these people out because whatever. also there is so much height inflation going on that all girls think im above 6 foot
You could say 5’10” and 5’11” have suffered from inflation due to insecure 5’7”-5’9” guys claiming to be taller than they actually are.
This is why us legit 5’11”-ers can’t be honest anymore. We’re pressured to claim 6ft, otherwise everyone will think that we’re short. Simply because our height starts with the number 5
>be 6'2"
>tell girls i'm 6'0"
The pit gets ever deeper, manlets
>6'
>Just tell people I'm 5'11" anyway
Nigga I'm fuckin 5'11"
youtu.be
At the 1:33 mark
Aria:
>am I short?
Girls:
>nope. You’re 6ft
Aria:
>actually I’m 5’10 3/4”
Girls:
>o_o
This just goes to prove girls have absolutely no fucking clue about height. To them “6ft” is just something that sounds good on paper
>I only care about what women think and not men!!
So you're essentially a creep
>be 6'4"
>Tell people I'm 6'0"
>OMG if user is 6' you must be 5'5" lol
Next step of the plan is to get to 220lb 8% body fat and start telling people "oh I just work on my dads farm once a week".
>5’10 3/4”
current state of imperial units
Yea you can lie to your girl and claim 6' at 5'10. Until I come on a double with you two and her best friend who I've told I'm 6' despite being 6'4
>Oh your 6'?
>user is 6' too but he's so much taller than you.
>You must actually be 5'8" user why are you lying, are you that insecure?
Where do you live?
>because women can't tell the difference
accurately assessing a man's height is the one thing women are good at
Turkey, where I'm considered a giant
Ah ok. The average male height in Turkey must be like 5’8, right?
Yeah, It's kind of funny towering the majority of people there
>tfw live in the region with the tallest males in the country
Feels good not to be a manlet, must be hard for the little guys over here
Por que?
I'm 182cm max, I lie and say I'm 6ft all the time.
I know I'm a Manlet but 99% of girls consider me tall.
Id love to be taller, don't get me wrong.
6ft is 182,8 cm
Next you know slutz will bring along a stadiometer to every first date to ensure you’re not a single millimetre below that sweet six foot mark
5'11" too. I didn't think much of it until I started dating my ex. She was less than inch taller than me but said she was 6'1". Shorter men would constantly tell her she was 6'3" or more because they wanted to claim they were 6'. I can understanding rounding up to the next inch, but a lot of guys must have issues.
This is why the metric system is superior. It’s easier to call out height frauds
>daddy told us not to be ashamed of our dicks
>talking with some grills and my m8
>m8 is obviously several inches shorter than me
>topic of height comes up
>says he's 6ft
>whatthefuck.png
>I look at him confused
>grills ask me how tall I am
>say 6ft
>they all look back at my m8
>hes looking at me with the most "r u serious nigga" expression Ive ever seen
>mfw im actually 6 ft 3
>tfw 6'1 and turkish
girls worship height there >:)
i live in burger now and im still tall, just less tall.
This is true. I have good posture at a legit 5'10" barefoot and men and women always swear up and down that I'm 6'/6'1".
You're a fucking faggot, OP. You had a good opportunity to have a Good Will Hunting moment, and you fucking blew it. Faggot.
I'm 6'3'' and always say I'm 6'1'' around shorter people. It's kind of funny desu
never heard anyone talking about height irl
pretty sure most people dont even know their own height and just take a guess while you blog about it autistically on this chinese cartoon imageboard
Jesus christ is all of Jow Forums full of manlets? I'm 6'3 without shoes.
I always do this when people are significantly shorter than me, it's so fucking hilarious to see their face. It's even funnier when some guy is like 5'8" and I claim to be 5'9" even though I'm actually 6'2".
I'm 6'4 but I keep telling people that I'm only 6'
How girls calculate height
is there a taller guy than target guy nearby + attractiveness of target guy = height
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>be 6'2
>in group of guys and girls
>"wow user you're pretty tall"
>"meh, I guess I'm around 5'9"
>legit 5'9 etc guys look at each other awkwardly and don't talk for the rest of the interaction
Works every time.
i dunno man, weird how everyone is over 5'10 on Jow Forums tho
>dating a 6ft woman
What's wrong with you?
Way to prove his point
There was a survey that showed Jow Forums having the tallest average height on Jow Forums: 5’9”.
you're 6'3" WITHOUT shoes??
jesus christ you must be like 6'4" with shoes
>tallest average height
college diplomas must be scarce around here too
More like hes not trying to attract a sexual attention from another guy?
I meant that the average Jow Forumsizen is taller than any other average user from other boards.
The 5'11 vs 6'0 isn't a meme
I'm a legit 6'2 no shoes and a manlet tried to bully me into admitting I was 6'5+
The o_o was probably due to "5’10 3/4”"
Just say 5'11. Being that specific just makes your autism show.
>tfw sister is 6'3
Guess she's fucked then?
Im 5'10 I never lie about my height. It doesnt matter most of the time since im taller then anyone else in my family and friends. It can make me feel a bit funny when I have to be near someone who is like 6'4 or something. At least im taller then most women.
>those comments
we are hitting unprecedented levels of cope
Why do people make a big deal about something that's random anyway?
>height is random
>be legit 6'1" and some change
>legitimately feel like a manlet
>national average is supposed to be 5'10"
I even see girls close to my height. Am I just getting warped by the bants here? I never come shoulder to shoulder with them, but I feel like a manlet 24/7... I did legitimately see a Big Guy yesterday. Dude must've been around 6'5" at least; in his 50s too.
>meet up with dude who claimed to be 182 cm
>I am 176
>we finally meet
>I am half a head taller
What the fuck
I am only 175, but everybody lies about their height, so I have to do it too, I always says that I am 177
>be 6'8
>tell people I'm 6'3
Fellow /devilish/ bro. The manlets sink only lower.
>I’m a 5’10 grill who doesn’t mind dating guys the same height as me (no troll)
>best friend is 5’3 and has an identical twin brother
>he starts telling me I must be 6ft because I’m taller than him
>I’m actually 5’10 user
>no you must be about 6ft, I am 5’10
>no, you must be 5’8 because I am definitely 5’10
>no I’m not. Leaves the room and doesn’t come back.
I don’t even own a pair of heels because a 6 inch heel would make me 6’4. Imagine dating me, kms
I'm 6'2, say I am 6'4 and when a guy says they are six foot around a woman and I am taller then them I say I am 6 ft and their is no way they could be that height.
>standing around talking about height
Do Americans really do this?
I am a Brit and I have witnessed this several times
fucking LOL
>i just do a couple push-ups once a week
Hahahaha
I have legitimately never once seen a girl guess my height accurately
What's her number user
I was 188cm at age 15 now I'm 195cm. Shit genetics am i right?
Fucking this
im 180-181cm
i have so many fucking friends who are 176-179 that claim they are 180 when they are obviously shorter
women's standards change based on the average height. you're in the same situation as everyone else. unless you go somewhere with a low average.
Ever since I was like 13 or 14 I've always been taller than 90% of people I meet. In my school years everyone was intimidated and scared by me