>drive to gym
>forgot headphones
Drive to gym
listen to your breathing
listen to someone else breathing
listen to the grunts
find the rythm
Listen to the BRRRAAAPPSSS
>PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT starts playing
listen to your personal soundtrack in your head.
Listen to your heart
Is it weird that I never listen to music or anything at the gym? It distracts me and is usually just annoying.
I also keep my phone in the locker.
>tfw swishing my saliva to the tunes of my vidya music
Thanks user. I forgot that I used to do this.
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>be at gym
>laying into some Carl Satan Cosmos as my workout continues
>gets quieter, think nothing of it since I'm real into the moment
>grill taps shoulder on elliptical next to me
>headphones had disconnected
>phone blaring
>felt autistic for moment, she gives me odd look
> 'what are you listening to user'
>quickly spaghetti explanation
>she doesn't compute
>don't even feel autistic anymore, if she doesn't like Sagan it doesn't matter
>not walking to the gym
I march to german/japanese marches, or listen to smart podcasts while going to the gym.
(15-20 minute walk.)
that auto-correct tho
I used to do this when I was in high school and going for jogs. Couldn't afford a MP3 player
I unironically do this, but I help by humming the medley sometimes.
this nigga knows what's up
Based BRAAAAAAP poster
>ride all the way to the gym after hours
>forgot fucking access card
>ride all the way home
Just buy a cheap pair to keep in your car
lol you gym goers are so beta
I use speakers because I am alpha home gyn
>goto home gym
>dog keeps trying to sleep under the squat rack
shoo shoo gains goblin
Anyone else's voice's get higher when they wear their headphones? I stopped wearing them because of it.
This is why I never wear headphones. I don't need any distractions or external sources of motivation
>Not being the resident fat nigger who blasts shitty rap from 7 years ago on a speaker for everyone to hear in the weight room and lifts babyweight
>Making it
>if she doesn't like Sagan it doesn't matter
Indeed, begone thot.