What would his workout routine be?

we both know he'd end up playing his switch in the locker room

Pick music 2 x 5 min
2.5 mph Treadmill walk x 30 min
Playing phone games in the locker room x 15 min @ whatever an iPhone weighs
Crunches 2 x until I get bored
Figure out how to use the scale 2 x 3 min
Give up
Shit out the box meal from last night and Soylent from this morning 1 x 4 turds

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>nintendo
>balding
>manlet
>glasses
>facial hair
>picky eater

Jesus fucking christ, why are they all the same? How are there so many of these out there? Is there some genetic trait that is activated by playing Nintendo games?

Open soylent bottles with a wrench x 5

how do you go from chad to fat?

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He made a job out of his passion, that's better than 90% of people and it is an ideal. I mean you have plenty of stuff available to criticize him but that one is just retarded.

youtube.com/watch?v=rHjpDDqAuc0
youtube.com/watch?v=UVjNgEOrgGw

Is that what wingsofredemption really used to look like

yes... it can happen to you too, user

Yeah and he's too lazy to even do it half the time.

thats woody on the left

I true contrarian hates eating and sleeping.

SS + GOMAD

Modified SS.

kek

anyone who has an alter ego called 'the blue bear' is a rapist. i don't know what the fuck it is he rapes, or why he rapes it, but he is a rapist and he rapes fucking something out there. it might be goats. it could well be stray cats. it's likely children. but whatever it is, he's raping it and he's raping it probably right fucking now.

to answer the question op, the routine he would use is whatever dumbell weighs enough to crush fucking mouth, to put us out of the little bit of collective misery that his very existence inflicts upon this world.

So pathetic it makes me cringe.
He's probably uglier that his persona in real life

How do we fix bugmen? Surely there is some massive redpill campaign that would bully the soy out of them

You're not wrong man

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>if only you knew how bad things really are

if you are asking what he would actually do if he decided to start lifting weights it would probably be stronglifts since thats the reddit approved beginner program

>he slims himself down in his own cartoons
What a god damn shame

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slit wrists x F

That's a broken man. He knows he has no chance so he makes himself unthreatening to win at least some social points. He could start lifting, get builtfat, and at least achieve russian mafia mode, but the concept of impressing his will upon the surrounding world is a foreign concept to him. He'll pretend to be happy, and pretend that he's comfortable with himself. But deep down, he'll know something is missing. I just feel bad for guys like this, bros.

Very. You should read up on him and see what he's doing now. He does literally nothing with his life except play Splatoon and complain about Trump on Facebook (used to be Twitter but he got permabanned recently).

This. He's actually fascinating in the sense that he is the perfect example of how to live the worst life possible. He inspires me to be nothing like him.

draw yourself as a cartoon user

>10 overhead presses with 1/8th of bodyweight
That would be impressive considering

Literally spin class once a month with a Starbucks soy milk faguccino afterwards as reward.

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Isn't Dobson pushing 40? Jesus....

>feeling sorry for a tracing, art stealing pedo fraud

you cant just call everyone you dont like a pedo
the women he draws inflation porn of are 18+

The kids he tries to diddle are 10- tho

Xbox and Playstation always have the sports games so chads naturally gravitate towards those. Nintendo caters to manchildren.

The absolute cope of vidya gamers.
>The way I play with my toy is less childish than the way he plays with his nearly identical toy

You better DELET

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that hurts man... what can I do to avoid being one

did he at least manage to become a betabux for some retired roastie? Or he so unappealing he can't even do that

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>AREN'T LESBIANS FUN AND QUIRKY?!?!?!
>I HAVEN'T FELT HUMAN CONTACT IN OVER 20 YEARS
>INTIMACY IS A MEME, JUST FUCK ALREADY
>LOOK AT ME, I'M AN ADUTLT, BUT I'M YOUNG AT HEART
>I STILL PLAY VIDEOGAMES, AREN'T I JUST THE BOMB?
MY CUTESY AVATAR IS TOTALLY NOT A COPING MECHANISM, PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION

>implying the traits of "alpha" or "normie" or whatever aren't similarly defined with clean lines
>implying only soys follow the convention and force themselves into inflexible social roles confines

Have a better childhood with a better mother.

What distinguishes men like this from men like us?

Surely he's also trying to be the best person he can be. Why is he going about it so differently?

Reminder that the core soyness is in the eyes. THIS is what ruins them

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Morality is not absolute
For you it might be directed inwards, culminating in self discipline
For him it might be directed outards in an attempt to school and patronize others, likely due to a weak or misplaced father figure
T. Internet psychiatrist

Idk, but I'm sure they'll get pretty redpilled on their deathbed when they realise what their life was.

Is owning a cat strictly the pet of a soyboy?

Does chad ever own a cat?

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You forgot:
>Furry
>Inflation aficionado
>Socialist

Haha the expression of the cat

You can't. Only direct action against the system will have any effect.

What's with the mouth open thing?
I see myself doing it in photos of when I was 20kilos overweight, but I never noticed it in the act

Early life experiences and how they internalize them. It's incredible how much they can influence the path one's life takes
t. amateur psychoanalyst

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mirin desu

I've seen a couple of theories.

1) It's open, submissive and unimposing. Basically saying "please shove your cock inside my open mouth". Soyboys are TERRIFIED of being imposing on others. They tell themselves it's because they're not rude, but really it's cos they don't have the self-worth to do such an act.

2) It's making a "lol so funny" face. So they can try to hide the fact that they are ugly by making a purposefully unattractive face. If they smiled like a normal person it would run the risk of people calling them ugly and weird.

he may own some outside cats, but they never enter the house

It reminds me of that one emoticon we used to spam in the 2000s, but with a disgusting tongue in the middle
It's like they purposely oversaturate their images to make their mouth as repulsive as possible

This one?

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Yup.

A comic made by the same author. This is who calls you an hateful virgin on Jow Forums

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Eternalcuck.tiff

Idk, the biggest Chad I know owns a cat.

wtf

Post more i want to rage increase my test before workout

please take this faggotry elsewhere
pic related, it's me

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encyclopediadramatica.rs/Tom_Preston

have a read, it's so fucking funny. It's like a journey of forest gump spanning 14 years, if everything forest gump did resulted in his own self destruction.

You're asking the question and you seem self aware, so you're already ahead of this guy. Just do the opposite of everything he does.

Nah, cats are strictly anti-soy

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>encyclopediadramatica

holy shit i forgot this site existed, cheers user; going to have a good chuckle now

Has this guy ever worked with women? Or even just a group project at Uni or some shit?

It could be worse.

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Cats are literally the poster child of lonely scorned feminists and nintendbois. Definitely soy-ridden to own.

He never was near women in his entire life. He thinks that acting like this will get him laid

Is this (hair)loss?

I think it's really weird for a single man to own a cat

Cat owners in general start warning bells for me

If anyone got bullied and ridiculed by girls in high school it's him. On top of that he started by drawing inflation-fetish porn. The move to feminism is his pathetic attempt to get laid. That and SJWs are the only people who will tolerate someone as insufferable as him

The funny thing is that even SJW mock him and hate him

Nah dobsin is much much worse the only dishonest thing there is the dude without hair.

Because he uses socjus and socialist pandering as a crutch

Like, politics and shit aside, what the fuck is even the purpose of this writing? It's not informative, persuasive, or entertaining. It's just the ramblings of a crazy disgruntled person.

Still a manlet

>Dislikes mayo
Bullshit, those man tits don't lie

1xF inflation

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His blurb is about giving characters voices, which is the simplest thing to do in writing, and to top it off it only covered most of them.

Yeah, and pitbulls are owned by niggers, and the fuzz wns German Shepards.
Nothing matters.

You got a jackpot, posting an Ian about Jesus, the day before Easter.
This is a sign, user

Jesus comes in many forms, user-kun.

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i hate 2018

James Dean has a pet cat.

>Is owning a cat strictly the pet of a soyboy?

no fuck you