Who here /chad/

It's your own doing. Nobody else's fault.

She didn't even respond

Yep, mixture of developing anxiety, being overworked because of PhD, loss of confidence and thinning hair

Even then when I got out to clubs women try get my attention but I'm too much of a faggot to do anything

>Jow Forumsizen
>Chad
pick one

1). your dick is small

2). don't call other people a soyboy with a DYEL body like that

3). this is a blueboard

>those legs
Jesus fucking christ man...

I mean last two are right, but his dick isn't small. However gay this faggot is.

optical illusion, actually a normal sized dick next to the legs of a child

I'm really digging her retarded looking profile pic.

Maybe it has something to do with the cleavage I dunno.

I can sense the below average penis sizes from here

Damn. How fucking ugly are you?

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ITT: Cucks think normal flirtation with women makes them the alpha male!
LOL!

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wow, so alpha chad, getting a sodomite whore on an app for sodomite whores. very alpha male.

So I keep getting a 94% connection error when posting from phone in the quick reply mode. But if I post from the post reply thing at the top of the thread it works?

Bruh what I'm 7.5x.5.5
I'm talking about your legs, faggot.

>t. MGTOW

t. man denying modernity is shit

my newfound chad status allows me to get the fat girls i've always wanted

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cringe

imagine being this mad over somebody else getting laid. pathetic

congrats

She's smooth like butter alright

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>why dontcha roll over here rn babe

>a literal 3/10
stop overvaluing women, this is part of the problem

don't mention butter around her though, she'll get distracted

Chad is an emasculated fuckboy, I want to be a Clint

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yeah... thanks for taking one for the team bud

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That feel when your first love, the chick who 10 years ago said you’d never have “that kind of body”, slides into your DMs, gives you her number, and she says you look like a Calvin Klein model.

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Pump and dump, user. Don't get attached.

...

Is this guy our new role model?

>chad

the only one even close to Chad is and that's only because he got a girl to outright agree to have sex with him, but he's still way too desperate and focused on sex.
Chad thinks about sex about as much as he thinks about food or work or anything else. He wants it, so he gets it. It's not really effort to do it, inasmuch as ordering a pizza is effort. Posting about sexual conquests is as fucking cringey and stupid as posting about how you made breakfast this morning.

Ain’t gonna, chick has two kids and I moved far away. Crazy though, those words motivated me for the past decade, feels good man.

She's fat af

thanks fellas, I'm 24 and she's freshly 18 and can't wait to pop her plump cherry tonight. Finally living the dream, baby!

noice

You have to be 18 or older to post here

BASED
i respect that you're not even denying shes a munter

god speed

Your whole conversation screams middle school
>yea
>u

Epic dude smoke some more it'll keep you lots of smart

oh of course not
She's super big bruh
But that's how I like them

if i say to a chubby girl that she'd be a 10/10 if she lost some weight how will she react? i really want her to lose weight because she looks like my favorite pornstar but not as thin

Makes me mad everytime I see screenshots of these chats because the conversation is always a bunch of drivel and the replies tend to be hours apart.

IMAGINE having a conversation in person where each person says something inane and it takes them a few hours to come up with a retort. Internet dating was a mistake

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Is this Chad?
I don't even know what this is.
girls so shallow
I'm dead inside

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that's the point of messaging though, you attend to it when you have time or nothing better to do

Im a chink

seems kinda cringe, but what do i know. if this shit makes you feel dead inside why not just jerk off?

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>babyboomer mad because he couldn't boom his babydick in all sorts of sloots back in his prime
Get fucked gramps

Why would you think that an 18 year old would still have their pussy seal?

It seems cringe but then he just has sex with them anyways.
I think it's just the total opposite of Chad with him-- he knows how to act exactly as fluid, shallow, and retarded as the girls that swipe on him, so so it's like they're talking to one of their friends (who they then bang)

Women who say, "Stop." should just fucking kill themselves.

I've had multiple girls say this before. After they do I usually just spam them retarded meme pictures.

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I was as well from 16-25 but fuxking let myself go. You can come back from it though, I'm 32 and too old to really be Chad anymore but I'm a solid Brad and slaying again. If I didn't have a kid (full time too), I'd be in a different chick every other night right now.

do you still have your hair

cause I wont

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>Fitposters live near me
Waxhaw is my town faggot, get out

Here we see an incredibly rare species of the Indian Chad

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Welcome to the outcome of your average Jow Forums baby brain goal. Fucking sluts is fun for a few months but like any other attempt to make yourself feel better it will lose its dopamine rush. I'm not saying wife up the first girl you like either...but peoples fantasy version of their lives being "fucking hot tinder girls" is such a basic bitch dream. Its like wanting to own a ferrari. I've gotten to the point where I just want to be left alone and make enough money to move to some deep woods lakefront, have a stockpile of weapons, and day trade. Women just get in the way of those things.

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the even rarer indian-japanese chad

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that's a german

I'd like to buy a secluded house but also fuck a load of roasties

I laughed, OP.

>Women who say, "Stop." should just fucking kill themselves.
>After they do I usually just spam them retarded meme pictures.
You need to take a good long look at yourself, preferably not a look that can be achieved with something reflective.

Yeah, buddy. It's definitely not a retarded "meme" thing women do like adding the Venus female sign with the emoji of a woman holding her hand up.

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Good vibes bro, grats

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Have you done it, yet?

>taking advice from the anime boards

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It ain't even that big but damn did i feel like a chad after this.

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>is it bigger than your bfs?
You cucking someone?

>blocking out her picture because shes likely a landwhale

nice try user
youre not chad

that’s a low class broad right there

>n u no just what buttons 2 press

you talking to a nigger?

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>falling for the most retarded LARP of 2018

>unironically having a soyboy meme saved to your device
Good luck, man.

>he doesn't have specific folders for all his Jow Forums memes sorted by board

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Yes. Mature student I used to teach. Gone over a few times while her bf is at work.

>posting any identifying details on this Welsh bog-snorkelling forum

Yeah but she is nuts in bed

Fuck no. I like my women like my coffee. White with as much milk as possible.

Because she's a biiiig girl and hasn't been touched by anyone
Yo relax brother, just a fellow brother from the 'Haw trying to make his way

The chad in this scenario is the girl

She’s fat

where do you store the more general mames like the white guy crying? it works for all, so what do you do

wish me luck boys hopefully ill get my pin succ'd

>girls only care about looks

>the sky is blue

>manlets never learn

the facts of life

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Good luck brother.

>chatting with women is now concidered being "alpha" and/or "chad"

Sad.

That's the perfect make body. Strong but lithe, and something you can maintain year round

this happened to me but on the day i got ghosted

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Inb4 she dresses you up like s drag

Post imgur link of dick or this is a 100% larp

Cheating whores piss me off like nothing else can

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Goddamn I can't stand you fags who can't type properly
THIS IS THE YOUTH OF AMERICA
YOU'RE THROWING YOURSELVES INTO THE GODDAMN WOODCHIPPER FOR CHRIST'S SAKE

is that a female (male)?

she's fat and ugly