Why haven't you gotten a natural tan yet?

It makes you look twice as good with the same body

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Im paler than a ghost KKK member drenched in milk and white paint and i still get plenty of attention from girls

In fact its a great way to weed out the bad ones. Fit + tanned just gets you gym bunnies and thots who will leave you for the next tanned fit guy. Fit and pale gives you access to the rare nerdy cute girl market.

I take pride in not being a shitskin.

>be scandinavian white
>try to get tan
>become red instead

fucking hell

because I live in Canada and there is snow outside

If getting some natty tan turn you into a shitskin then you're just a pale shitskin

I'm a ginger

I live in the UK and we never get any Sun worth talking about. I use the tanning bed at my gym though, although you can only use it for 10 mins per 24 hours. It works, but I don't get as much tan as I want.

This

>20 years later get malignant melanoma
>die

>when I get tanned my pride will go down
>being this insecure
never change, Jow Forums

>scandinavian white
Lies. Scandis tan fine, it's anglos and some germs that burn.

scandinavians are cumskinned swines compared to the glorious tanned german

glorious tanned turkish*

I used to jerk off so much to that picture when I was like 14 or 15 LOL

I'm glad to see that as I've aged, my taste has as well. What was I thinking... As for the tanning thing, yeah, try being a pale northern Euro in a cloudy climate. At least everyone else is pale, too. lol

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i live in the first world so the sun hasnt really been out since last september

What's the best way to tan without damaging yourself in the long wrong?

>UK
>natural tan
pick one

carrot maxxing and sun screen, stay away from tanning salons. moisturise. its not about the tan, but your complexion, but your skin complexion. healthy diet, veggies, vitamins
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Because winter has just passed

this you look x10 better with a tan
just imagine zyzz as a pale faggot

Redundant

Cope

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What is sunscreen

Khey ? M&N ? Kiwi ?

Because I'm still a skinnyfat DYEL and look disgusting without a shirt on

It still snows where I live, what tan?

Because it's still -6C where I'm at. I'm not going to sunbathe in that.

Can't wait to get bleached hair and golden skin from the sun again. God I wish spring would just start