How do I get this body?

get bigger shoulderpads

>settling for a human owned soy-orc body instead of the chad grom
never gonna make it

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Murder the warchief in cold blood because you can't defeat him in honorable combat
Reminder garrosh was the last hope for a strong horde

>gladiator training x f
>shamanistic meditation x f
>hammer throws x f

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pay for my healthcare

>the warchief
>literally had the title handed to him by a better orc
What orc Jesus giveth, orc Jesus taketh away.

Nice try, thrall
Say that to my tusks and not behind your lightning you little snake
Oh wait, the elements deny you for being a coward.

>posting the natty cuck Grom
>not the chad double mannoroided Grom

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Garrosh was a roid rage faggot who would've gotten Orgrimmar nuked. Either that or the shadows would've popped him.
Vol'jin 4 life.

Vol'jin could have been cool, but Blizz cucked him out of his potential for the sake of fanservice.

The only thing that could redeem blizzard for the nu-horde is High Overlord Saurfang stepping up and challenging sylvanas to mok'gora and killing her, becoming the warchief
The horde needs a strong warrior, not a sneaky backstabbing zombie

Lmao that would be even worse than the bullshit they pulled with Vol'jin. Sylvanas is ungodly powerful, there's a reason nobody fucks with her.

mannoroided

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>tfw ywn have forearms wider than your biceps

She almost got fucking raped by a furfag

Not that guy
I haven't played the last two xpacs
Explain

Genn Greymane basically bent her over in a 1-on-1 in Legion. All you have to do is knock her bow out of her hands and shes basically a 12 year old girl

youtube.com/watch?v=sRkWMes3GS8

>the xpac with the best cinematic just so happens to be the worst xpac in history.

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Who’s the bitch in the thong that led the undead in original wow? Loved that slut.

Gen Z Scum

>It's another /v/irgin thread

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Sylvanas Windrunner.
If you're talking about
I don't think we watched the same cinematic. Bow or not, she's still a banshee and one of the best rangers in history and skilled at demon magic.

>the xpac with the best cinematic just so happens to be the worst xpac in history.
true

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how do I get a gf like this ?

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>dies to a pit lord

Are pit lords basically 5'11 tall humans?

She got one shotted by some Godfrey and he's not ungodly powerful.

More drama and sublt machinations.
Besides, when she is inevitably finally lured by the crown and becomes the liche queen they can have a full on crazy as return to the frozen north thing.

>knocked down
>almost one shotted
Dude the forsaken are horrible written 90% of the time, I'll admit that, but come on.

underrated

sleep in druid burrow x f

I hate her. Illidan did nothing wrong.

>wanting to be a filthy dindu nuffin foreign invader from another dimension that lost the war and was enslaved
>not wanting to be PALADIN for all the light gains

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Most of the paladins in warcraft are terrible people who commit straight up war crimes.
Look at the entire scarlet monastery.

tyrande pleases big orc cocks to not lose the forest in ashenvale

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#notallpaladins

Be a tree hugger and take a really long nap

>paladin
>light gains
>arthas
jej

>draenor cinematic
>best cinematic
you MUST be joking

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>THE DAY YOU WERE BORN, THE VERY FORESTS OF LORDAERON WHISPERED THE NAME... ARTHAS

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>THE DAY YOU WERE BORN, THE VERY FORESTS OF LORDAERON WHISPERED THE NAME... FAGGOT

la creatura...

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ma man

this our guy?

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How do i stop having this body?

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Cannibalize x 5 daily

>Warlords of Draenor
More like:
>Warlords of Grindor
The worst WoW expac by far. I literally skipped the xpac, couldn't stand the constant waiting and grinding.

TYRANDAAA, WHERE ARE YOU MY LOVE!?!? Fuck Val'sharah.

Moral ambiguity is good. I really like how the light doesn't respond to your morality, but solely to your faith in it. You can even use the light to torture people. Even though it's supposed to be sort of like Christianity, there's no 10 commandments or anything similar. You just have to believe in the light, and it will be your power.

years of eating enourmous amount of calories, lifting heavy and roiding