Sure user, I would love to go out with you

>Sure user, I would love to go out with you
>but first you need to eat all these donuts and you can't work out for one month, instead you need to spend time with me
What do you do

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>lol bye

Excuse me I have a workout to continue

>6/10 would not bang

Fuck up cunt

I would turn approximately 23,760 degrees and walk away

>pound donuts
>suck milkers
>workout in secret
Have none of you ever had a girlfriend? The entire idea of dating a fucking roastie is predicated on the idea that you will constantly lie to them to appease their inability to reason like an adult.
Step your game up dummys

turn 360 degreed and walk the dinosaur through the door closing it behind me

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If those were the only conditions I'd ever have to face then yes.
lmao@u dyels who don't have enough gains to spare going one month without the gym.

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>eat donuts
>take viagra
>fuck her in insane positions for a month
>she is become my gym
The sex gains would be off the chart.

>being a bitch for a literal bitch

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>lying to get pussy makes you a bitch
Confirmed sucker.

Do a complete revolution and exit the vicinity.

>eat donuts
>fast for 3 days
>monitor weight, may as well start cutting
>super shredded by end of month
>return to gym with fresh state of mind

don't see an issue here

I don't eat the donuts and continue to work out because I know this is a trick from past experience and relationships.

If you ever give up something for a girl = she'll lose interest and end things with you because you're a pussy.

I bet you think committing cunnilingus is straight too.

Lol fag

>fuck her for cardio
>squat, bench, and deadlift her while she's sleeping
>eat donuts for gains
What's the problem here?

Beta animals defecate when their alphas are not looking, bitch.

See ya later tweak

Just rape her lol

I eat all the fucking donuts and go to the gym anyway.
>fucking casuals

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You can justify say you don’t like doing it. I’ve only had one really aggressive girl who made me do it to her

Well, I'm still 187cm/65kg skelly, so I'll surely eat these donuts. And won't pull my dick out of her for a month for them cardio gains.

>eat all the donuts
>bang her
>go to the gym

>tfw no big titty gf who will stuff your face with donuts and rub her pussy while watching you binge on ice cream and pizza, encouraging you to push just a little bit more down every time and taking you to an all-you-can-eat buffet so she watch you stuff until she can't stand it any more and runs to the bathroom to cum

This one may actually be retarded. Unless he was intentionally being irrelevant and nonsensical.

“Okay”
>cross fingers behind back

Dumb thot

Fuck off ya gainz goblin

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