Berlin girls

>white
>beard
>Creme

0 chance

Well then I guess Im gonna have to pull my A game there

If you're peanut butter there might smash

See you at RIP, faggot. I'll know it's you when since we don't usually get people over 400pounds in Germany.

The ones that use Tinder are free meat anyway
USE A CONDOM

Also please do not expect the blue eyed blond german hottie. This country is on its way to damnation

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Chances are good. Just try to be exiting,thats what they look for in a foreigner

lack of emotion
but ready to tell you that you suck

that's how German girls are, Germany is Jow Forums the country

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cool, Im 85kg 182 now, when Il come il be about 75kg tho
I dont like blonde too much, there are good looking girls in tinder there or only the ugly bunch? I have standards so i wont hit 6/10
cool, Im pretty funny guy and girls like that about me, german girls like jokes when hitting them up?

>emotionally expressive
>russia at the top
wtf

meeting German girls is like a war of attrition concerned with who is able to make it seem like who cares less about whom while still being able to let the other party believe they might have a chance

that's how psychologically fucked German girls are
whenever I am abroad I score with basically every girl I talk to but in Germany girls only look at me with scorn and contempt
to this day I didn't figure out why that is

t. German with high score count and gf of 4 years

>emotionally expressive and avoidant seems ideal
>it's all the crappy countries

Im from Israel, we are not so emotional as on top, but Im myself pretty cold guy so thats ok
Im russian raised and can confirm this is wrong

CYKA BLYAT!
youtube.com/watch?v=2oTA-LRl2YA

that's confrontational, not expressive, guy at 00:33 barely changes his fucking voice tone while a gun is shoved into his face

dam thats really diff from here in Israel, but I guess I can pull it off, so if she is showing no itrest when do I go for it or inv to the house?
acting like im special snowflake and worth more is helpful with them?
im russian, we don't show much emotions and pretty cold most of the times

*it's all the countries where hardened males from the left side go to have sex

I doubt you would see a German, Danish or Dutch person chimping out like that but you can very well imagine an mediterranean to come at your car screaming like mad

>acting like im special snowflake and worth more is helpful with them?
it's the only way

not denying that, but that just means that the chart is wrong in the confrontational axis as well

Team testing

As i said. The good looking or normal ones most likely are'nt gonna use Tinder. You'll see the occasional 9/10 thot there

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got it, so most alpha male I can be will score me some girls? should I be super direct with them or go to eat an icecrean and then take them home?
got it, so tinder will be my backup plan, should I just go up to a girl in the street if she is 8-9/10?
actully I think its pretty good except dutch and danish, been in the netherlands and people are very chill there but in france they r edgy

>german girls
>Berlin

kek

dont forget to tell Ali and Ahmed that you're from Israel

>russian
>from israel

you're not fooling anyone, moshe

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I don't get it
we will be 4 days in nuremberg too
all my family were born in russia and moved here when I was born, so I have both israeli and russian passport, going to germany with my Israeli one tho

I am creme

>eating an ice cream on a festival
???

Depends on your
>game
Bro, otherwise Volksfeste are probably unironically the best places to score good looking girls. Yet to this day i have not witnessed a single case a chick got not upgraded at least 2 points while wearing a Dirndl. Also they tend to be hammered and in a real good mood

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You should be happy one of us is fucking your chicks saves them for at least one night of getting raped and beaten by muslims

you cuckold then go outside. girls want sex too

I am true PB irl
no, I ment in berlin, we have about 5 days there, in the festival its gonna be super eazy to get girls
when this event going on?
in the festival its about the same thing, a lot of beer and a lot of girls
Germany should be thanking us for not raping and trying to get them the legit way

watch rsd pickup things

y I dont like that pickup shit, Im going as I am but I just need to know area first

Jow Forums meet in berlin ?
Would be fun and i live here anyways and want to party

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I can, im there 29/5 - 7/6

Can't you just stick with your right hand you horndog

I am free from the 5th of june on and me and my friends thought about going to RockImPark

I can, I just don't want too
cool, my last day there I am without my friends so we can meet and do something

Are you into partying ?
We could go to a club or smth to celebrate your last day
How old are you btw ?

Team Peep confirmed central Europe.

y we can go to some club if I wont get too board from it with my friends before
im 18

Think abdul asks permission before he does? Sit the fuck down whitey!

Perfect im 18 too
Do you have discord ?

>18
Not happening, kid.

What is not happening ?

most clubs in berlin are 21+ for some reason even though you can legally drink at 16, probably to avoid too many retarded young girls

one of you is a cannibal

y ImCarryGG#0077
Im sure there are some 18+ clubs
or sk

>Im sure there are some 18+ clubs
shit ones

My man i live in berlin dont worry about me not getting drunk

>A fucking kike is going to Germany to bang german chicks

The current state of Germany is so fucking sad. Tell them you are a holocaust survivor, I'm sure there's a law that will force them to have sex with you.

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Ok i added you

if I tell them my great-grandfather killed natis during the war it will help?

I don't know man they seemed like pretty sad people, the Germans in general. I've never been one to use tinder so I don't know about that. It's pretty easy to pull chicks in clubs if you have good looks and body language, just like anywhere else in the world. At least from my experience. Also, this might be important to mention, I am a big scar ridden arab, and they didn't seem all loving of shitskins, on the contrary I had to work against the fact that I am what they call "Kanak" in order to bang women who were above crack whore tier.

>when
Everywhere, all the summertime in bavaria. Always somewhere else
>same thing
No man you do not understand. A Dirndl is like the pinnacle of traditional fashion. Picture very much related

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RIP is an outdoor festival, but it's still expensive and reasonably high class compared to other events. There's not a lot of casual sex, and less still if you're not white.

Berlin has the easiest chicks in Germany, the city takes pride in being as degenerate as possible. Lots of Russian, Polish and North african qts aswell. Just go to any EDM club and be Jow Forums

Im pretty white, so I guess im ok
ok got it, I will check what there is near berlin
yea but when u put people with great music and beer it's much more easier if you can talk to women
not much into edm but will prob go to some clubs and bars

can confirm Berlin is a cesspool of degeneracy
You will score, but should always wrap your willy.

>not much into edm
Why are you going to Berlin?

>berlin girls
What exactly do you mean?
The crazy liberal sjws?
The arab and gypsies?
Turks?
There are norhing but degenerates in berlin, don't even try

>tfw living in Nuremberg

Hm, one of my a bit whorish acquaintances is going this year too. Can't make any promises about introducing you to her though because I don't know if she'll be single again until then (or at least she might delude herself that she's still someone's GF, she has a hard time accepting breakups). Viel Glück OP.

will do, will get a pack there
the flight is to berlin and we stay there 2 days then the festival then back, I guess becasue its the biggest city and its first for us all
no.no and no
you coming too? it will be cool meeting new people
is she looking good tho? im not looking for cheap girls

>a Russian-born jew goes to fugg g*rman women
like pottery

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Wtf, half of German is the same as English but with a German accent. It's probably the easiest language to learn if you already know English.

Nah, most girls stay aloof, another big chunk of them might react downright hostile if a guy dares approach their girl group and then there's a tiny percentage of party girls who will flirt with anyone present and maybe up to 5 of them of the entire festival will be open to banging at all.

My thoughts exactly. Only reasons to visit that shithole are the hard drugs and repetitive music. Let the animal out.

All my non-cheap friends are taken or serial relationship switchers to whoever guy might seem to have the most shekels, sorry bro. And not sure if I'm going yet, the bands this year don't impress me much.

Dumb kike,I'm glad my brother killed 9 kikes in Lebanon back in the 90s when he was part of Hezbollah. I hope to see a mushroom cloud fly above the entire state of Israel

be brown

there are a lot of museums and stuff to do as tourist
someone here is mad?

got it,some of my fav bands are playing thats the main reason we r going
Im not

>inb4 OP turns out to be a "refugee"

Are you misinformed or are you stupid? I am an Arab from hebron, my grandparents got kicked out in 48. You do realize that the jews have done nothing wrong? When Islam rose we came out the desert and conquered their shit, that doesn't make it ours. Conquered land is only yours as long as you can keep it, we kept fucking around with our dicks and went from an empire that struck fear in the heart of people into literal second class citizens cucked by turks in our own empire. Stop hating blindly, if we get our shit back together then maybe we can conquer them again, but just wishing death and destruction on people for playing the game better than you is a sign of weakness. If anything hate our ancestors for letting the turks run shit.

>im a sandnigger: the post

Im currently having a BBQ with my family while watching Palishits die in Gaza on live TV. feels good tbhfam

too bad

my ex gf was from hamburg and she was hella slutty. so were her friends. she said german guys never approach girls, so if you only approach you would be 80% in.
i'm more white than shitskin tho

just saw that OP is israeli, i'm israeli too
זה קל אחי
>inb4 white

Well you are shit outta luck user because there are almost no beautiful german girls in Berlin. Berlin is full of turkish people, you might as well visit Istanbul at that point. Also most leftover german girls are low status, fat and usually your typical disgusting party whores. That stems from the fact that Berlin as a city is poor as shit and gets gibs from other richer cities in germany so if you are a female of any value you move to one of our other cities and get a guy who is wealthy instead of someone from Berlin who only does drugs, has no job and hangs around in clubs all week long.

more concrete advice: you need to understand where you come in. the immigrants have the balls but they don't have the looks. the germans have the looks but they don't have the balls. if you can have both, you'll be golden.
you're russian so i assume you look good enough (i'm not russian myself but i do look more european than your average italian/spanish guy, i was also fairly ripped at the time). if you can muster up some confidence and approach these girls in a fun way they'll be super excited. they're just WAITING for a guy to talk to them who isn't an immigrant or some boring ass local. the ones i talked to responded VERY well to me poking some fun at them (not in an offensive way). this is simply not something they expect from guys who mostly put them on a pedestal or don't talk to them at all. just b urself

I am a german guy who lives in munich and I am somewhat good looking and muscular yet I dont feel confident enough to approach girls. There are so many rich people in this city it is crazy, I just dont feel like I can compete at all seeing all these people driving around in their BMW M6 or Audi R8s. I mean even if you have a good job, are good looking and can generally hold a conversation lets be real if you have to compete against rich people you are shit outta luck and a lot of the popular places in munich are seemingly full of these guys.

Moderately ugly Irishfag here, exactly this.

Locals are shy and dull, immigrants are retarded obeziyana. If you're fun, confident and not completely hideous you're golden.

girls can't tell whether you are rich or not, just act as if you are richj, fuck them, and dump them

>avoids confrontation + emotionally unexpressive

Beta, the country.

They express it differently. Russians THINK they're emotional but only Russians who've never met a Mediterranean.

Berlin is basically one big muslim no-go zone. Don't wear kippah in public.

fuck you kraut

eh, i wouldn't say israel is confrontational. israelis aren't looking for a fight. we're just jewish enough to know when we're being jewed and we don't take that bullshit

>everyone is rich
this is obviously a fallacy, most people are definitely not rich, and girls do not care THAT much about your money, especially if you're just looking for casual sex. and if you are looking for something serious, last thing you want is a girl that's after your money. having said that, you should always work on improving yourself financially and in other ways.

Team "Chad" PB gets it

Don't waste your time. Prostitution is super common here. All the sluttiest girls are prostitutes because why do it for free?

Set aside 100e for a FKK club. Thank me later.

Bullshit. In germany there are no clubs from 21 i dont get where u got this idea from.
If u look like a retarded kindergarden kid when u are 18 you still loose though

I've heard that German men are so autistic that a little charm goes a long way. If they're not going to fuck them then someone has to. Personally I wish they'd go full fucking Whermact, kill all the rapefugees and breed their women's cunts then we could all slaughter the jew (for real this time) but they don't seem to feel like it.

>The virgin Peep, the Chad Creme