Suppose we are talking about the standard 300 pound cross the Romans used in those days. If he is barring it after a whipping, flogging, and beating for about half a mile according to scripture, what do you think his 5x5 numbers would have been?
Do you think Carpentry was the only source of exercise or that possibly Jesus lifted based on his shown strength?
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Where the fuck is there a statue of Jesus that buff?
He kinda looks like the Emperor of Mankind.
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>not knowing Jesus allowed himself to be crucified
>not knowing Jesus could deadlift 1000lbs (it's cannon)
I mean cmon he rolled a two tonne stone away from the crypt, he was strong as fuck
got scripture to cite Jesus' deadlift numbers?
The stone on his grave was after he ascended, so he was mortal no more. Seems cheating to measure his real world flesh gains vs. his transcendent ones
I don’t understand how the Romans are seen as civilised.
The Greeks despised any form of crucifixion and wrote the first rules of war between city states.
The Romans were literally barbarism tier.
He received extra strength from his prayer in the garden, it was still not enough because he bled out so much,so Simon (in the crowd) had to help him.
Allegedly, it was only part of the cross, but we wont ever know.
Why would the Romans kill the head of Christianity with the symbol of Christianity. Its like me killing Muhammad with a crescent.
Persians invented it in 500BC
Greeks banned it in 300BC
Romaniggers started doing it again around 100BC
are you retarded? The cross wasn't the symbol of Christianity BEFORE he died. Christianity itself was supposed to be the logical endgame of Judaism as Jesus was the Messiah and therefore would bring the chosen people and humanity to glory.
The whole reason why the Cross his the symbol because it symbolizes that Christ died for you in a horrifying way.
And the Crescent Moon is Islams ironic symbol because they believe Muhammad split the moon in half.
That was the way romans killed criminals, only a few people that followed Jesus knew that he was God in the flesh, he was in their (the jews)eyes just someone trying to create an uprising. Pontius Pilate (actual historical figure) just had him executed.
Muhammed was just a guy who created his own false religion, he was nothing more than a criminal and idolater.
Jesus is like a saiyan compared to us mere mortals but he didnt even try to use his powers and chose to die for plebs on earth.
Modern war is infinitely more barbaric than anything the Romans practiced.
The fuck are you talking about?
Hundreds of thousands of people hacking each other into a relatively slow and agonizing death
vs
Pull trigger, other person dies. Bomb goes off, lots of people die.
ITT: shit that never happened.
I hope you kids are just meming and not actually this pathetic. Might as well be goatfucker muslim savages desu
actually it was Archangel Gabriel that moved the stone
There is roman record. Even if you don't believe and are atheist, Yeshua of Nazareth was executed by testmony of Pontius Pilate and other Roman historians with lines up with other greek and christian records.
Pretty sure he was DYEL-mode since he was a carpenter who couldn't even lug a couple 2x4s a few blocks. He's like one of those fatfuck contractors who just sits in the truck listening to Alex Jones slugging Mountain Dew while his immigrant employees frame the house.
He didn't do much strength. Just Crossfit.
> Friday's WOD is 1 six hour rep of Crucifixions.
Fucking rhabdo man. Not even once.
Just because some guy existed and lead a (then) minor religious movement doesn't mean that he was the word of god made flesh.
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You're right. He wasn't the word of God, He was literally God. Two persons, one God. One in being with the Father. 100% God, 100% man. This is the cornerstone of Catholicism.
Every time someone mentions concept of god some cringy atheist jumps in and starts calling people out for being religious
Congratulations faggot its you
Jow Forums is the only board where I am guaranteed to find a Christianity thread everyday. Maybe there is a correlation in strength training and spirituality. I know for myself I feel the Holy Spirit every time I lift.
Keep it up guys.
>What are chemical weapons
We're here to discuss Christ's physical strength, not indulge in your petty whining. Contribute or leave.
>According to our studies, Jesus was a man of extraordinary beauty. Long-limbed, but very robust, he was nearly 5 ft. 11 in. tall, whereas the average height at the time was around 5 ft. 5 in. And he had a regal and majestic expression," he said.
They made a 3d image of the shroud of turin man believed to be Jesus
/lit/ too
Post body
>5ft 11
King of manlets
>King of manlets
>King of Jews
Jews confirmed for manlets
> King of Everything
FTFY.
That sounds amazing but I thought the Bible said he was a very plain man
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Jesus literally told you to hone your soul and body.
"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak."
the Romans were big nosed Italians who couldn't keep to themselves and were jealous of the Celts who would come over and cuck them
Jesus was the strongest ever, in the place it mattered most, the soul
He must've been pretty fucking physically strong too
>Farmer walk half a mile with with 300 pounds after getting the everliving hell beaten out of you
World's strongest Jew for that one
> implying he isn't
Fucking heretics
>implying
this
Hebrews are not Jews please don't confuse the two.
>tfw Korean Jesus don't got time for my problems
>tfw he's busy... with Korean shit
Jesus was both mortal and not during his life. Could any man turn water to wine, or raise the dead to life? No.
A barbaric world demands a brutal justice. The Greeks were weak and splintered, concerned with the ethics of governance and they were conquered because of it.The Romans forged peace, they did not urge for it.
He literally Is
Think about it, Jesus was a carpenter and a traveling teacher. He carved and lifted wood and walked long distances constantly. I imagine he was in pretty good shape, nothing like a bodybuilder, but definitely not skinnyfat.
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in today's standards, yes, but in his time it was like meeting today someone that was 6ft 8.
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No user. The emperor of mankind looks like Him.
haha my name jeff
>look at the moon
>it isn't in two halves
are muslims really that fucking dumb
Jesus was like 1 of 80 people to carry their cross the crucifixion grounds that day.
Underrated
The Moon and Star flag aren't Islamic, they're just Turkish. It's something to do with the Ottomans or some such caliphate.
to add to that, Romans had practically no culture of their own, they copied all of their shit from the greeks - their mythology, the Odyssey(the Eneide), even most surviving Roman sculptures are copies of Greek sculptures
Nope. He was only spotting
this is how he did it. absolute madman
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Lol good one
it was a stake not a cross