THE DEADLIFT CHANT CONTINUED

Okay bare with me here Jow Forums because i'm about to unleash my full autism. I made a deadlift chant/song that youre supposed to sing when doing deadlifts. Now the way I imagine this in my head is like about a dozen warrior orcs (was dwarves) all singing this in unison.
Okay here are the lyrics. (already made a thread but adding suggestions) Also some one came up with the idea than whenever one of us deadlifts that we chant this, and through some combined meme magic hivemind our strength will be combined within some kind of mana pool.

RIP IT FROM THE GROUND
FIVE HUNDRED POUNDS
[this is where most fathers die]

PULL IT FROM ITS ROOTS
MUST BANG THE SLOOTS

RIP IT. PULL IT. RIP IT. PULL IT.
TILL MY BACK BREAKS. UNTIL MY KNEES ACHE.

RIP IT FROM THE GROUND.
FIVE THOUSAND POUNDS.

This is how its supposed to sound.
Feel free to add your on voice to the chant so that we can combine our powers.
vocaroo.com/i/s1RCccLKPM1E (embed)
I NEED MORE RECORDINGS
+updates
I have some recordings collect, but need more
Some one suggested we go back to being dwarves, I'll consider it

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vocaroo.com/i/s1RCccLKPM1E
vocaroo.com/i/s1yQqJl0VSzc
vocaroo.com/i/s1Ac5zluXveW
youtube.com/watch?v=c1TH26I_BL8
vocaroo.com/i/s0wikL3W96pw
vocaroo.com/i/s10RTTU0zj1q
vocaroo.com/i/s04cPrmqBBFZ
vocaroo.com/i/s1pTLITyTQNZ
vocaroo.com/i/s04ie8IGbIaK
vocaroo.com/i/s0MKLUymwGzF
vocaroo.com/i/s0PYkcTJZWPO
vocaroo.com/i/s0pB1JV8UyvZ
vocaroo.com/i/s0NkBa2si99O
vocaroo.com/i/s0cOyNZ3MgBN
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bump

No brother, you must add to the chant.

>deadlifting not being motivation to deadlift
Never going to make it

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I'll give ya a bump

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user..................

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It needs to be more of a metal kind of scream/ yell and faster paced. Also, five thousand at the end should be five hundred again. Other than that, pretty cool/autistic user.

>vocaroo.com/i/s1RCccLKPM1E

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user you glorious bastard

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This is actually pretty fucking sick

This board is honestly the gift that keeps on giving. Autists just shouldn't into fitness

op here post your boy i bet im bigger

And my AXE!

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Literally mfw I read OP

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What's the background music in the recording?

deliver us

This is the most autistic Jow Forums thing I've seen.

I support it 100%

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fuck it i'm bump

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Its autistic but I'll do it.

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vocaroo.com/i/s1yQqJl0VSzc

Fuck it I've done dumber shit and its like 30 seconds I was wasting anyways.

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thanks user. you will be added to the elder pool

I'm sorry OP, your autism is terminal.

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Wrong board! You need to go back with this faggy shit

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Shut up you false prophet HEATHEN. I am bringing magic back to this board, something that has long been lost in this place. Filled with feels, memes, tinder posts. Where is the power? Where is the motivation? This is bullshit. You need to leave.

You sound very familiar, New Hampshire?

>he actually went to r*ddit
>calling others fags

kys my man

Gas yourself

Sorry buddy, Floridian.

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PULL IT FROM THE GROUND
EVERY SINGLE POUND

NEVER TAKE A BREAK
MAKE THEM THINK YOUR WEIGHTS ARE FAKE

PULL IT OFF THE GROUND
LIFT FIVE HUNDRED POUNDS

>TILL MY BACK BREAKS. UNTIL MY KNEES ACHE.

I would revise that

jesus christ could you sound any more awkward.

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I want to be in the screen cap

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Bump someone please make a formal recording

I'm at the studio right now. I can do it, but this shit is so autistic I don't want any part of it. Just here for neckbeards screaming chants thinking they're mythical creatures.

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>A-user...

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Fuck it, I'll do it.
Expect a voocaroo in a bit

I'm sorry OP I literally can't do this without lmao-ing right now. Maybe I'll try again another time.

user...

Trips dont lie, include me in screencap

WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND LIGHTNINGS
WE WILL UNLEASH THE MIGHT
WITH THE TEMPEST OF THE BEAST
ILL BE A BULLWARK AGAISNT THE BAR
FOREARMS TO CHOKE STRONG

Is this what happens when you make it?

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vocaroo.com/i/s1Ac5zluXveW
enjoy user

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Put me in the screen ayy lmao

>not imagining 12 orcs chanting at you that you must lift the weight and bang sloots

Proud of ya bud dw

holy kek this is why i stay on this board. from now on im singing this in my head when i diddly

Going to the ER to get my rib out of my side
Sweet fucking Lord, OP you're killing me

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youtube.com/watch?v=c1TH26I_BL8
this song's rhythmic would sound great for your autistic outburst

If I've got some time I'll try to add some guitar riff to your song

Yeah, bigger. What's your bf%

>""TILL"" MY BACK BREAKS.
>""""UN""""TIL MY KNEES ACHE.


this chant confirmed retarded

nice

Here ya go buddy
vocaroo.com/i/s0wikL3W96pw

I guess the guy here calling it "Dad left" was right.

vocaroo.com/i/s10RTTU0zj1q

Put me in the screencap you glorious bastard

reddit pls go

You have actual autism, son

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vocaroo.com/i/s04cPrmqBBFZ

vocaroo.com/i/s1pTLITyTQNZ

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>RIP IT FROM THE GROUND
>FIVE HUNDRED POUNDS

>PULL IT FROM ITS ROOTS
>MUST BANG THE SLOOTS

>RIP IT. PULL IT. RIP IT. PULL IT.
>TILL MY BACK BREAKS. UNTIL MY KNEES ACHE.

>RIP IT FROM THE GROUND.
>FIVE THOUSAND POUNDS.

I loled out loud at work. this is why I come to Jow Forums

I cant wait to here the final cut

Janoy?

vocaroo.com/i/s04ie8IGbIaK

My contribution. Added a little something extra to it as well

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Squeeze it!

vocaroo.com/i/s0MKLUymwGzF

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

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Wrong, fitness is only for autists

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fuck you for this

YO OP, I pulled 3 reps of 315 with loose collars and recorded it. Chopped it and set it over the chant

First 12 seconds is silence to sync but after that it should be right on

vocaroo.com/i/s0PYkcTJZWPO

A deadlift chant needs deadlifting

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this is going to be on new year's comic ain't it

to clarify the first down is on "RIp"

goblin king edition?

>lurking for forever
this is too good to not join in on
vocaroo.com/i/s0pB1JV8UyvZ

it shall be bumped

>must bang the sloots
ehhhhh
the rest is good though

G O B L I N S

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holy shit. Add some tribalish-metal music, and i'll put it into my ipod

OP please post the song when you're done.
The world needs this.

vocaroo.com/i/s0NkBa2si99O

vocaroo.com/i/s0cOyNZ3MgBN

El Goblino Rey

this is so gay and lame and autistic it actually makes me not want to deadlift anymore

what's the point of getting to 585 if it literally gets turned into the virgin lift