Have I made it fit?

This happened to me and except she dump me when I lost my gains :( now I won't stop lifting this time.

Bitch got someone to beat you up bruv

Anyone know if there's a way to block your tinder account from being seen by gilrs below the age of say 30? I'm looking for cougars and last time I made a tinder my sister's friend found my profile so I had to delete

try "Settings," you fucking retard. it's one of like only 5 options.

Wait until your sisters friend turns 30 and fuck her

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Wot!? They do?!

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~laughs heartily

This faggot gets it

orite. I thought that only determined if young thangs turned up on mine

> activate windows

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this

arrange a meet up and tell us how it went, OP

>minutes later

It’s 4 days later

>

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Rachel looks like the perfect blonde slutty waifu tbqh

More pics of her pls

you're showing women you're willing to blow out cash without a second thought to satisfy their whims. attention seeking daddy issue riddled thots will pick up on that and if you can chat her up after that and make a good first impression when you guys meet up she'll let you bang

>eeek! someone knows i want pussy!
faggot

this.

also

>not matching your sister's friend and proceeding to smash

ask me how i know you're a fucking loser

Ok lads. So a girl wants me to go to the Rockies with her a the end of the month. We'd fly out to Colorado together and be spending the weekend together... She's pretty hot, but has fucked a nigger in the past and is starting to hit "the wall" (she's 26). I mean, she's still good looking... but she's kind of like a sorority girl who has never grown up, still drinks a lot, etc.

Should I go and get some good sex and see the Rockies are should I autistically post on Jow Forums that weekend instead?

Go and smash a few times then bail on her ass when you get back home. You don't want to be in a relationship with a coal burner.

go get dat pussay but do not start a relationship with a nigger lover EVER

good advice
bring condoms and actually use them
and go with the mindset that you're going to have a good time and see the rockies, not that you're flying way /out/ just to get some stanky puss

I wanna smash Rachel. This is unfair

>people on tinder fuck
NO!? REALLY!?

I dont understand idiots like you. Its Tinder, its free prostitution for everyone. This isnt a fucking life long partner service.

OP listen to these faggots
She has to pay the toll, but feel free to get some forest pussy while shes around you, just don't talk to her after the trip

pump and dump

Been using tinder for 1 month. 1 match with someone way too far away to meet up ._.

Have you followed the guides out there for setting up a good profile? Using the right kinds of pictures, what to say in the bio, etc?

So your sisters friend caught you looking for pussy while she was looking for dick? How can anyone believe to have the moral high ground in this story? Why did you delete your tinder?

Guys, I actually arranged a meeting with a qt today. How do I greet her? Do I shake her hand?

Make out with her immediately. Pretty dominant thing to do.

Kinda. Ive been on tinder multiple times using different pictures and bio and results we're always 0-2 matches tops. Life sucks when you dont have a good looking face.

Don't listen to this fag, she could take it the wrong way if you kiss her immediately, she might think you think it's ok to do that and that you do it in your family also, aka you fucked your mam or sister, instead go in for a hug and then slap her ass, pretty dominant

virgin detected

>willing to blow out cash
nigga you what?

Yeah bro that is pretty dominant. U fag too brah?

kek

girls secretly love being spanked

give her a big ol' slap, user

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>Prefers Asuka
If you're a faggot, maybe.

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TF am I supposed to say

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y-you too

laughing emoji

Bait/10

"ok"

no niggers

Should be edited to say Die thot, as it's female

Have you tried the Child Protective Services?

>Why are you giving them away? Are they annoying?

"no"

Not sure if it pays to do banter like this. Women aren't good at being witty, they're better at responding like a clapping seal

>OMG!
>So TRUE!

If you set them up for an exchange based on humor it puts too much pressure on them, so it's better to give one liner jokes then softball with something conversational

Lmao I agree bro op here

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Can't decide how old she is, that wrinkle around her mouth and huge old-woman glasses make her look 67 at least.

the fuck happened to this nigga
i remember back when he was just a nog making weird metal esque rap songs

Never say you have 'made it'
If you say you've made it, it means that you are at the very top and can't progress further, causing stagnation.

Making it is way better. That way you believe you already are there, but there still is improvement possible. Which is always the case.

listen to your voicemail you piece of shit

based

Listen to his shit.
It's a lot different but on YouTube animations his shit slams

"I need to charge my phone first"

why its probably just ur mom again

would you look at this cope

tht nikka x wilin

Just go ahead and ask them to fuck right away. Don’t waste time trying to talk to thots.
Ironically, the least creepy way I’ve found is to try and slip in talks about bondage.

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lol

>45439833
i used to do this. then the fucking chick was posting our convo on twitter

Could not care any less as long as I get my dick wet every week.

Enough! Let’s destroy all women right now

No, but I'll let you swallow mine

This

pump and dump my guy, that is one of the most beautiful parts of the world ,dont miss it

this means absolutely fucking nothing.
Girls will want to suck your dick one second and then ghost you the other.
I got invited over to fuck several times and ghosted afterwards. I can even make out with chicks in clubs and they just dont give a fuck about me 1 hour later.

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this. multiple times i've got the number set a date then BOOM ghosted.

i've given up honestly, lifting, reading and studying.

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THE STATE OF WOMEN

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this bitch sent me pussy pics the next before. then ghost or cancel before the date
nothing but teases

I made a Chad profile and none of the girls were down to fuck. I mean I'm sure if "I" actually meet up with them some of them would but Eastern Europe is different

unless the girl is really into you, you have to be aggressive af exspecially in clubs.

Its easy af to "pull" a girl, make out with her, tap her ass while dancing, make her say that you are cute, but actually having a ONS doesnt happen with every girl you pull

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make a profile of a weak but rich westerner and try again

they even message you first and THEN ghost you.

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FUARK

Yeah, an old M3 is enough to be "popular" with the girls here
also a shit-ton of girls I know are dating older, chubby guys and they arent even good looking or rich. Literal middle class balding dudes dating the top chicks. Girls here really fall for the maturity meme

>middle class balding dudes
brb moving to where ever you live

>maturity meme

it's using guys as cash machines while having them too dumb to know how she fucks others on the side
just women being women desu

where in EE are you at?

It's Hungary. I would rather be an average person in a better country than rich here tbqh

No because the guys aren't rich at all. Eastern Europe isn't California or Switzerland. You can make OK money with a few professions but nothing serious. no sugar daddies here. Doctors on average make around 15k/year

fucking women
I respect them less and less, every day

I've never used Tinder, only pulled girls from irl interaction.

Is it worth it? I'm pretty average looking and not Jow Forums but I have a big dong

tyrone pls

idk Hungary's pretty much like western europe in terms of slutty young girls, especially in Budapest, except girls are prettier
most of the 18-22 y.o bitches just want to fug to then show their friends your tinder profile so they can make them jealous. Money's secondary if you're ripped for the young ones, 25+ sloots will generally go for the rich folk

>tfw only 24 but constantly matching with women in their early 30's because I put my A5 in the profile pic
never fug them tho, can't bring myself to since they're never as attractive irl as they are in their pictures

I'm from Eastern Europe too, I know girls here are sluts but never seen what you describe about their preferences

>never fug them tho

and keep it like that