How come girls like muscles but dont care how you got the muscles when you tell them about your lifting routine

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Stop being a fucking whiny bitch.

>telling a girl about your lifting routine like it's remotely interesting

good bait. 8/10

im on Jow Forums and cant stand reading other peoples retarded routines

How come guys like blowjobs, but don't wanna hear about all the dicks a girl sucked to get good at it?

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because girls in their infinite wisdom think that your body is just great genetics and that's super hot, they want their kids to have good genes.
When they hear how you need to train 6h a day to get that body it suddenly becomes less impressive physically due to how much time you have to waste to get that and it proves that ur genes are not as good as they initially thought

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It's a conversation starter you fucking idiot. Just say some funny shit and get her number or invite back home

>"Haha yea I just eat pork sausages and do wii fit and zumba like a couple of times a week no big deal"

This is what I usually say and has worked for me like 7/10 times.

>tfw just realized the x/10 system is literally how many females will sleep with you out of ten

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Used to date a girl who spent 1.5 hours doing make up each time we went out. It was excruciating

this guy gets it

Not true. I've slept with I think 6 different girls (and a handful of guys lol) and I'm easily a 4/10 or lower.

it was just a joke, dude.

>and a handful of guys lol

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oh s-sorry

do u care about how a ho got her implants

Lmao its not how many females will sleep with you out of 10. Not gonna poke holes in this logic, just gonna tell you you're wrong

I dated a girl that did the same thing. It was interesting to learn about the products, routine, brand qualities, technique, and all, but god damn it it take forever. And then she would just wipe it all off before bed. All that progesss gone. And it never got more efficient.

do I literally need to tell everyone the x/10 thing was a stupid joke? Jesus fuck...

I hear everyones responses... but wouldnt you all agree a man and muscle is quite different than makeup, fake tits, and video games? The amazing this about us, is we have the ability to change ourselves. We dont have to be content with the sad sacks of shit we are. Does this element not entice women? So does that mean women would not want to fuck saitama after his training? I have made myself into a new creature to attract these females and they lose interest as soon I begin talking about the climb. They should be BEGGING me for the darwinian dick down that I can deliver

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I got that mickey mantle gene

the one doesnt have to try or change himself

as a man you're expected to work for a female. Why would said female care about something you should be doing anyway? She is literally thinking "oh my god shut up, I just want to have a conversation/fuck, not hear about a male's grind life"
You're literally asking her to listen to a documentary on man, women dont care.

Even though you take a lot of pride in what you've accomplished, bodybuilding is still just a hobby not a lot of people are interested in, especially women. I doubt you are interested in hearing about the nitty-gritty of everyone's niche hobby

Women are incapable of investing or understanding any effort, passion or willpower into earning something admirable in their lives when they live an easier life as a causation of their gender. It's the equivalent of a man inheriting money he will never earn while cruising on test his entire life.

You care about a girls sexual performance, but do you care to know how she got there?

Of course, hearing stories about my gf getting railed makes me harder than a diamond

Putting on make up doesn't make you sweat blood. No one competes in the Olympic putting on make up event. Stadiums aren't filled by people to watch women competitively apply foundation. Don't draw parallels to women hiding their flaws and men seeking eternal glory

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Kill yourself
Better yet get your gfs lover to do it

>how comes bitches love money but don't care how they were earned

Cuck fetish is almost as pathetic as IR fetish

>telling girls you lift when instead you should just say you do some wii fit

Because they care about the end result, not the journey. They don't give a fuck about the sacrifices and struggles that men go through to achieve anything, because they just don't see it. They literally can not comprehend any of it.

>hating yourself this much
Just imagining it makes me shiver

Yes, it sounds interesting. I'm always open to learning new things.

>when you tell them about your lifting routine
That's a boring as fuck bit of conversation. Save it for Jow Forums, or even IRL bros who want to start lifting with you.

>GF says she isn't in to guys with muscles
>start getting in shape
>muscles slowly becoming more defined
>GF tells me how fit I am looking these days

It's almost as if she does like to see muscles on guys. But, she wouldn't...lie... would she Jow Forums?

She lied to you. Every girl likes a big guy. She just doesn't want to feel insecure about her stagnating life progress and she would rather drag you down with her then better herself.

Don't tell them shit. The less they know about you the better. Even your gf.

Why would they. If I tell a girl I think she's pretty and she starts to tell me about her skincare, hair and makeup routine, I'll completely glaze over. that shit isn't interesting to me, just as my workout routine isn't interesting to non-lifters. this is not a hard concept to understand for non-autists.

Lifting for girls is a makeup routine

bodybuilding isnt in the olympics user

bullshit. you tell them a sob story about how your dad died young and you had to work for a living since 14 and they'll literally want to please you in unimaginable ways right there. women care about character building effort. going to the gym isn't really as character building as motivational posters and images have you believe. if anything they're an indicator of unearned privilege.

I unironically prefer no makeup so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Everyone prefers no makeup you idiot. just like how girls prefer "genetically strong" guys.

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I don't see how this is a valid analogy
Girls ALWAYS prefer a built physique to a fat physique
I never prefer make up on, even if the girl isn't really pretty
If you're that ugly make up isn't saving you anyway in my eyes

Makeup is pretty but we all know it's just paint that comes on and washes off at a whim. A physique is the result of a person's lifestyle and won't change unless rhe individual does.

it's not a perfect analogy. i was just pointing out that preferring no makeup isn't unique to you.

or get's injured. I love lifting but its almost as transient as make-up.

Implying I lift for dumb roasties and not for my nordic ancestors

Lifting is
Whether it's to build your body for size or power it's all related

yes, to me it’s still fucking magic though, I feel like I’ll never be able to understand how a combination of 0s and 1s can make a video game work:(

It's not ones and zeros you faggot.

>doesn't realise install wizard is actually the tiny wizard stored in your CPU that makes your pc/console work

You don't understand computers

Think he meant the game engine isn't programmed using 1&0s ya know
When (object A) reaches (x,y,z) trigger event xy. Etc

Roller Coaster Tycoon was written in assembly- that’s pretty fuckin god damn close. If I remember there was a story where they wanted to port it or remaster it or some shit and no one could understand his clusterfuck of code so the original programmer had to come back and revise it.

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