FUCK! Seriously? It's like you're Photoshopped!

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still looks better than 99% of fit

How would you go about fixing a core like this?
asking for a friend

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I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

fucking based

this sounds so retarded i actually kind of believe it

Fucking newfags holy shit

He has wide hips that will never really give him the desirable 'V' shape that most men are after. Cutting down to a low body fat helps, but after that the only other thing you can do is add mass to the shoulder and area, making you slightly wider.

>emma stone will never say "FUCK! Seriously? It's like you're Photoshopped!" to you before you lower her pants and give her a hard spanking for cursing

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Dude same. It's awful. My hips looks like those old football hip pads

if it serves as condolences, if you don't have a dramatic taper it's much easier to find designer clothing (like what his character uses) in your correct size. most clothes are designer for rectangle brahs and not v brahs

Why live?

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>but after that the only other thing you can do is add mass to the shoulder and area, making you slightly wider
also increase hgh, hop on roids, increase t (drug free optionally), get a huge back
get a solid apollos belt to make it look aesthetic huge lats et.c

>you need to reach photoshop body before you start to lose your hair like your dad
Fuck fuck fuck it has to happen at least once bros

If you saw him shirtless in person, you’d laugh at him. He is a low body fat DYEL and only looks good here because of Jewish Hollywood tricks.

Old pasta

His tan makes him look a lot better than the people on fit with better bodies

This pasta has cobwebs and mold on it

Unironically kill yourself

Stale

I love the goose even more now

new on the interwebz?

1 month of SS
1 month of cutting

I'm already way ahead of that cocksucker and I'm just getting started

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disgusting

are you like 60 years old

you have potential.

This isn't 2 months unless you hyper cardioed faggot

Delusional. Try again in a year or two

>that 30 year old

>being this delusional

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250mg test e is awesome right