Another Tuesday, another humor thread.
Don't post the "eat chicken and lift weights to be loved" meme please.
Another Tuesday, another humor thread.
Don't post the "eat chicken and lift weights to be loved" meme please.
Fellow whites please stop lifting
genuinely laughed at this one.
cringe
cringe
cringe
Cringe
from previous thread, I believe
delete this right now
Stop it this isnt reddit. *Cringes internally*
Too real OP
One day....
Vival la revolution you guys
at least we dont have sickle cell bullshit you fucking nigs ha
But I only use the top row.
This type of post is what makes my crippling depression return.
>bathmate
You're gonna tear your dick tissue and ruin it forever, m8
>give passive oral sex
>give passive
How do you give a passive bj ?
it used to be a caricature....
gay
why do old dudes like to walk around the locker room naked? I mean, nobody wants to see your old, disgusting ding-dong. wtf is wrong with boomers?
no u
PROTIP: They're gay and there to check you out + engage in homoerotic encounters like the ones detailed by many Jow Forumsizens
No homo, just pin one down and force them to suck your cock, they'll love it
How old is this image?
MODS!
There's always some old fuck that does this shit in the locker room. The worst part is when they constantly whistle to let people know that he's in there walking around
Lady in the picture probably squats more than you
This is some horror movie shit
people who work out also maintain a high protein diet, most of which they'll get from animal protein, all animal protein contains cholesterol which leads to heart disease
workout as much as you like just eat better tbf
not really Jow Forums related, but this is an actual item Facebook has offered me to purchase... jesus christ
>wasting these digits
THESE WERE MINE YOU DUMB FUCKING FAGGOT BROWSING FACEBOOK LIKE A FAT NIGGER
you did your digits justice
FUCKKKK
I wanted them more
Why do you have a Facebook account?
Because he’s a fat faggot trying to be normal when no one other than his mother will love him or message him on faggotbook
I really hate facebook.
I'd delete it, but then I'd have no way to keep track of my old friends who I never talk to anymore but might want to visit if I'm ever overseas.
Creepy as fuck how they analyse everything you do, even off site
lol
the only sexts are the ones on Jow Forums I guess
witnessed
the only sexts I get*
why джaз?
Are you my power lifting uncle?
Somewhere, someone is sleeping on those pillows and under those covers..
by sucking dick
Jow Forums zucced again
lol not really. who hurt you?
>How do you give a passive bj ?
By not looking the other dude in the eyes
Checked
Day 60 is hot
I'm sorry user kun. If I knew I'd get those sexts I'd post a pony or something.
You need to buy it now and post a pic of it
This can't be real, just can't
dude, what the hell is your browsing history like to where FB decided to link that ad to your profile?!
That's how his owner called him
bumping a bit, I love these threads and nothing makes me laugh like them
noice
>this many losers hangout on an online fitness forum
i have to stop coming here
Literally me every month.
I think this is the most reposted image on the internet
No followup?
Sad
you get throat fucked
I keked loudly. And I'm in a lecture and now everybody thinks I'm retarded
>from previous thread, I believe
that was being posted back in like 2013
source?
>I love you for you who are
no other autistic sperglord pointed out the grammatical error?
Not him, but who else don't give a fuck anymore.
I use chrome browser and look at porn on /gif/. All my facebook adds are for dating services and nerd shit.
ur 1rm
your dating prospects
>test and sarms
DELETE
>this couldve been me
>chillin at a girls place; browsing /mu/ while she was on her phone; probably also Jow Forums
>perfect tits, nice body
>"user, come lay down with me"
>"haha yeah right"
>she just looks sad, "y-you dont want to?"
>hesitantly climb into bed
>thought she was fucking with me; she actually wanted to fuck
>it used to be a caricature....
Steatopygia was real, that's where the caricatures came from.
>too meek to unfriend dumb shit people from high school that you don't even want to have anything to do with
>PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK ARE SO STUPID