What routine would a space marine use?

What routine would a space marine use?

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>1rm of inject stimpack

Steroids and gravity xF

>stimpack
wrong franchise

5 x pin a Tau on the Carnifex

Exercise bands due to there being no gravity, and alien steroids to get better gains from their faggot rubber band workouts.

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The light of the emperor is enough.

As a lorelet myself, I dont know if they actually lift weights or anything like that, although in the Horus Heresy series they like to spar with training servitors or each other a lot.

I dont know the routine but i definetly know WHO they lift for
They lift to bang the sexiest legion in the imperium

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>What routine would a space marine use?

Most are noticed at a young age (aggression and fortitude are sought) then given a strict military training, then a survival test before being genetically altered and given new organs.
THEN they begin their training to be Space Marines (they almost all start as scouts).
A small percentage of the children that are initially noticed ever make it to the end.

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Do they keep their penises when getting new organs?
Can they change to mecha-cocks?
How is the sex life of a Space Marine?

Asking for a friend.

>one heart
>never gonna make it

Emprah > Sex

mortal pleasures are prohibited. they are the epitome of nofap

I read in one source that they could still have kids, but it wouldn't be genetically theirs. Instead it would be half primarch (which ever one their geneseed is made from)

Why do these sci-fi universes always have metal parts on those body augmenting thechnologies? It does not make any sense. Biological compounds are better in every material propierty: chemical, physical, mechanical and dimensional.
(acidity, corrosion, density, toughness, plasticity, hardness, elasticity, etc...).
Those civilizations are suposed to have mastered biologic/genetic engineering.

>Do they keep their penises when getting new organs?

Yes, but since no children of any Space Marine is ever mention, it is assumed they are sterile.

>Can they change to mecha-cocks?

It works, so yeah, they could

>How is the sex life of a Space Marine?

None existent, they live their entire lives to fight, any who wanted to live any other life would have been weeded out in the selection procedure.

Many space marines consider humans to be inferior to them, having a friendship and liking for
a female does happen but a sexual relationship is just not done.

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tons of calories and protein, volume training, and lots of steroids

Dumbbell pullovers and lateral raises

just combat training weights are for cucks

8 hour arm days and xenocrushers

Maim x5
Kill x5
Burn x5

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I've only read 5 or 6 of the books but someone posted an excerpt of a captain telling one of the marines under his command to quit working out so much as he was getting too big and the admech was refusing to remake his power armor to accommodate his size. So they can get bigger from working out.

they are pumped with growth hormones and basically subsist on a 100% carb diet that supports their immense growth.

>wanting to be a fancy pancy space marine

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Fucking heresy slaneesh worshiper

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>I'll bash yer fookin' 'ead in, mate

>it's another guardlet rant

we all appreciate the Guard, but come the fuck on son

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>Do they keep their penises when getting new organs?
They do, there's even stories about marines of various chapters having families and children.