>mfw he counts the bar
Mfw he counts the bar
Alexander Fisher
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Asher Gray
this """meme""" needs to fucking die.
retarded.
Hunter Parker
You're useless.
Jace Long
>he doesn't count the clips
>He doesn't count the weight of his clothes
>He doesn't include the atmospheric pressure pushing down on the weight
>He doesn't count the buoyancy of the weight in the air
>he doesn't count the centrifugal force on the weight (due to the earth's rotation)
>He doesn't count the vertical component of the moon's gravitational pull on the weight
>He doesn't count the same for the sun
This is the precident you set if you count the bar.
Never gonna make it.
Isaac Cruz
>that 30 year old who counts the gravity involved
Juan Sanchez
0/10 b8
Have a (You) & a KYS
Blake Powell
>the vertical component of the sun's gravitational pull on the weight
oh shit this is why it's easier to lift at noon, it all makes sense now
Nicholas Green
>gravity
>real
found the round earther
Adrian Bell
>he counts the weights
This is the precedent you set by not counting the bar.
Elijah Ward
>that 30 year old who counts the gravity involved
I tend to find this is the same type of guy who wears a baseball cap and basketball shorts, AND sips water in between sets while looking at his phone
Henry Evans
>he counts
Brandon Perry
>he doesn't count the weight of his arms, head, and torso when deadlifting or squating
>he doesn't count the weight of his forearm and hand when curling
Nigga you're picking yourself up too. Remember that.
Luke Morgan
>he
Grayson Lewis
quality shitposting lads
Connor Bell
>that guy who counts the weight on both sides of the bar
Brody Allen
>h
Julian Morales
>that guy who DOESN'T count his body fat when squatting
I don't understand these people.
Xavier Parker
Well, it's called 1/2/3/4 for a reason.
you only count the weights you but on one side of the bar.
you don't count the bar, you don't add the weight on both side.
you only count one side of it.
Grayson Diaz
>he doesn't count the soul of the weights
found the dyel
Justin Mitchell
that has literally nothing to do with anything you brainlet.
Sebastian Diaz
>not counting the chemical composition of the weights
>making it
pick one bro
Ian Thompson
Xavier Robinson
OP means that you literally do not include the weight of the bar in your lifts. As in if you bench 1 plate, you log that you only benched 90 lbs, discounting the 45 lbs of the bar.
This is retarded because those 45 lbs do not magically disappear. You benched 135 lbs.
Connor Bailey
You didnt bench 135 though if its one plate thats only 45lbs
Levi Hall
no if you bench 1 plate you log 45lbs
Mason Lee
>this desperate attempt to salvage ruined b8
KYS
sage
(You)
Carter Foster
also it depends entirely on the plate in question
Aaron Ramirez
(You) and (You), your b8 is not only obvious, it's utter unfunny.
Kill yourselves.
Robert Clark
Hes not op though. I am
Jose Rivera
Well feel free to join them in a big gay suicide pact between unfunny shit posters.
Connor Moore
>mad af because he just realized he counted his weight wrong all his life
Jaxson Robinson
sorry your lifts went down 45lbs today
Caleb Perry
WTF, this shitty b8 is funny now?!?!
Oh wait, no it isn't. KYS.
David Hall
XDDDDDDDDD MY SIDES ARE SO FAR AWAY FROM ME XDDDDDD
Zachary Lewis
>Lift x kg with standard bar
>Switch to woman's bar
>Bar is 5 kg lighter, but we don't count the bar so it doesn't matter
>Lift weight easily as if it was 5 kg lighter, but it's not because we don't count the bar
How to gain an instant 5kg on your 1RM on any lift
Jayden Thompson
getting this upset and giving me more (you)s and bumps
Jackson Russell
>He doesn't count the Coriolis force
Grayson Parker
Coriolis is an effect not a force brainlet
Luke Lee
>not counting the effect
Joseph Taylor
Even if I wasn't 'sage'ing, which I am, I don't care if it's bumped. More people need to know this is b8 so you can get shat on even more quickly next time you make this cancerous thread.
Guess you got bored with the "that guy who wears a snapback" threads?
KYS
Dominic Adams
and yet, you're alone.
Kevin Foster
SEETHING
Leo Walker
Serious question to the plebs that count the bar; did you previously weight the bar?
One time the gym was empty so I grabbed each bar one by one and stepped on a scale. All bars had a different weight, ranging from 39lbs to 46lbs
Bottomline: you DO NOT count the bars. I bench 180lbs for reps (4x45lbs), I do not bench 225lbs for reps
Brandon Perez
He's not alone though
Nolan Long
if anything that makes it sadder
Jason Young
Oh wow, I no longer think this is shitty b8 despite the fact that the bar is weighed in 100% of weightlifting competitions, great job. What's your secret?
Andrew Butler
Calm down dude, don't get so upset.
Jackson Fisher
stop projecting
Charles Campbell
Why would you not count the bar?
Nathan Diaz
Variable barbell weight isn't a reason to discount the bar's weight you retard.
Benching 180 lbs is not the same on a 39 lbs bar as it is on a 46 lbs bar.
Levi Cooper
#REKT
Lincoln Carter
>not saving the thumbnail
Adam Powell
inertia
Anthony Brooks
>he can write all those complicated words correctly but fails spelling the word president
Elijah King
This is some really graspy and desperate shit posting. Get help, you're clearly very unhappy in life if you're devoting this much energy to keeping your b8 alive.
Aiden Williams
Maybe if you're making a shitty b8 thread.
Michael Lee
>mfw others are helping me
Blake Torres
>post once
>this is somehow keeping my bait alive
?
Cooper Garcia
Fuck inertia
Matthew Turner
Fair enough
Andrew Lee
Name 1 power lifting or OLY league where bar weight isn't counted.
1.
Just 1.
I'll wait.
Adam Sullivan
No witty comeback?
James Turner
Literally no single recognized competition weighs the bar
Nathaniel White
In the world of this meme, what are they supposed to do between sets. Glare at the mirror menacingly until it's time to go again and nothing else?
Jackson Garcia
>between sets
Kevin Martin
this.
bar-counters BTFO
Sebastian Myers
>that guy who thinks a girl is looking at his squats when she's just looking in the mirror
Jose Martinez
If it’s such shitty bait then why all these replies? Bar counters are getting increasingly nervous.
Jack Martin
Source? Get shit on.
Chase Edwards
Your life must be getting increasingly not worth living to commit this much energy to terrible b8.
Logan James
>source
Alexander Scott
>doesn't have a source
>memes instead
Just what I thought. Stay BTFO, shit poster.
I won :^)
Tyler Fisher
>
Brandon Perez
>winning an argument
Robert Edwards
Yes, I won because you have no source for any lifting league that doesn't count bar weight and you lost. Thanks for clarifying. You may now go cry in the corner.
Chase Allen
no one counts the bar though
Jeremiah Nguyen
Source?
Joshua Wilson
Youre the one saying they do. Assert your claim
Aiden Jackson
>>mfw he has several bars that have the same weight
I bet none of them are even broken or bent
Angel Collins
Oh cool, I won again. Thanks, OP!
Jeremiah Hill
>he doesn't count the crushing weight of depression
Michael Price
>he doesn’t calculate the mass of the bar based on water displacement
>he doesn’t calculate the weight based on mass, altitude, and barometric pressure
Pathetic
William Bennett
Ok, I know the bar weight counts but I am actually trying to see exactly where that fact is spelled out in a powerlifting rule book but I can't find it. I know this is likely because it's so obvious that it's not even worth saying but I am starting to get uneasy.
Sebastian King
Kevin Davis
>he doesnt do a full analysis of the material of the weights and measure them to calculate the volume just to be sure the gym isnt trying to scam you of your gainz by having weights that arent as heavy as advertised
David Cooper
>He doesn't save money by using a marker to change lighter weights into heavier weights by scratching out the old label and writing a new one on
Grayson Perry
you mean precedent, retard
Michael Brown
>not knowing that’s a common misspelling of president
the absolute state of americans
Angel Ward
...
Carson Barnes
have you seen their president? what do they know
Zachary Foster
great post
Ryder Flores
>not understanding that he meant predecadent
you niggers just rob yourselves of those juicy literary studies gains