Confess your sins, Jow Forums

Is membership expensive?

fuck off autistic cumskin

maybe stop being a loser, then

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Around 350 euros per year, so yea, it's expensive for me.

I wish i could

holy shit guy, go back to Jow Forums

I've been addicted to omegle fapping since I was 19 and am now 25 and everytime I tried to stop I could last max 7 days and then I run back to it and I can spend as long as it takes to find a decent looking girl who wants to see me fap.

I have more than 3000 (yes thousand, not hundred) in my folder because I also record it to rewatch it. I obviously make sure they're not bots by waving at different times as I record and from their reactions, also I never showed my face.

I'm not virgin and have had regular sexual partners aswell, but I never lost this addiction and I'm really ashamed for it, sometimes it messes up my sleeping patterns aswell and waste gains because of it.

Well, there you go.

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y-you sure user?

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didn't go to the gym yesterday

have you ever omeglefapped for a dude?

I tried SARMs once...

I have sinned.
I have two main fetish, gender bender (true gender bending, with magic or body swap, no trans) and humiliation. I also have a deep disgust for furries (I actually want to throw up when I see them).
So sometimes I launch this game where you're a body builder with a furry butler, but you get turned into a girl and have to collect sperm to stop the changes so you suck your butler but he makes you call him master and shit for that, and I masturbate furiously to it while feeling disgusted by myself inside, but is there something even more humiliating than having to suck off your furry butler when you're a strong guy who hates furries ?

>is there something even more humiliating than having to suck off your furry butler when you're a strong guy who hates furries ?

I mean I have a diaper fetish so that's pretty close

Sort of I guess, I fapped to a very attractive tranny with good fake tits once

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I've been short changing myself the last couple weeks. I always blow a set off or stop a couple reps short.

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I do shrugs on the smith machine

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This is the worst one so far

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the dumbells get stuck on my pants, 1pl8 isn't heavy enough, and no one uses the smith machine at my gym

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Jow Forums - Fitness

now fuck off

What matters is that you show up, and you still TRY

I don't have enough ankle mobility for even a parallel squat so i just don't squat at all and am not even streching for it

I also do this if i hate the exercise or there are a lot of people in the gym and i'm carrying baby weight, i get embarassed and just blast through or skip it entirely

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me too, i feel like i hit it better

i take the under of a week

pretty sure ive played this game. champion of something or other ?

user pls get help

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>23 y/o
>only had sex once, still semi autistic with girls
>4/10 chick that used to work with me recently started messaging me that she likes me and wants to go out with me
>tfw feel no emotional connection with her at all and don't want her as gf. In fact I'm appalled by the idea
>still playing along that I like her so I can fuck and dump her
She will be heartbroken, but if fucking her will cure my autism a little I'm going to do it, sorry reverend

Fallen Champion

I'm inconsistent, and have been inconsistent for 6 years. I've dumped from 245lbs to 165lbs, but I don't go to the gym often enough to be comfortable bulking.

That's how you end up in a relationship with a 4/10. abort

> tfw no dom furry butler daddy

The unique knows no sin

Forgot my image

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I sent a dick pick yesterday.
I also went on /b/ yesterday.
They are related.
>then I stayed up until 3am flirting with her
>she's in a relationship
>it felt good

Hung out with grill I’m courting and ate popcorn and chocolate

Worth it in the end

I only ATG on my last rep all other reps are 3/4

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Had sex with my clients younger sister, she shat in the back of my car after I came in her ass. Was digusting.

Sometimes miss being single just to fool around with no worries even though I have an amazing girlfriend.

that's about it

Reading this gave me a boner

I haven't been to the gym in like 4 days because I really fucked up my inner elbow and I have a very physical job so it can't heal at all. I know I should just go and man up bout it but ehhh. Also I kinda been eating less health than normal

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I took the neck pill and I literally cannot stop staring at myself in the mirror

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lost my virginity to a hooker a month before my 22nd birthday. Been fucking cheap hookers 2-3 times a month on average since then, now 26.

pretty sure i have oral herpes cus i eat every single one of them out like a starved dog licking peanut butter.

kissless virgin when it comes to normal chicks.

ew

Caved and ate chocolate today because I lost weight.
What kind of dumb fuck logic is that? When will I learn...

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I haven't been to the gym in two months due to going to school full time and working full time. It's fucking killing me right now seeing myself turning soft, but I'm always so tired. And I had just benched 3 plates for the first time to just a month before I stopped going

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>Been over a year (almost 2 years) since I went to the gym.
>Gave myself a hernia lifting weights
>Keep hurting myself over and over again (falling down stairs, throwing my back out lifting something, etc)
>Wonder if my self-conscience is sabotaging me.
>played video games and ERP'd in them as a female hooking up with a male.
>felt such disgust with myself
>quit one game and do it again in another one
>fap to traps
>fap to sissy hypno
>nothing else works. I used to enjoy women. Now I don't even like talking with them.
>im back to eating McDonald's fast food for every meal (mostly breakfast food)
>I eat donuts as well
>Feel a sense of shame afterwards.

FML

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Ive wanted to get really lean for maybe 6 years now but keep falling for the recomp and 'gonna lose all my gains' meme

The sip memes convinced me to check out Monster Energy. They're okay.

i drank 24 beers and smoked a pack of cigarettes last saturday night
also fucked a chubster and even ate out her asshole (tinder slut)
not my best night...

I fap without cum

I accidentally bought lowfat buttermilk instead of regular milk to mix with my protein shakes.

I drank buttermilk protein shakes for like a week because I didn't want to waste it.

fuck you bitch. MAKE TIME. YOU HEAR ME. MAKE TIME. QUIT YOUR JOB IF YOU HAVE TO (assuming your parents pay for school). FUCK THAT. YOU RATHER KEEPS YOUR GAINS OR MAKE A QUICK BUCK? WHAT PRICE DO YOU PUT ON YOUR GAINS?

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Started 30 day no fap for April... failed about 2 hours ago.

I live on my own, but I see your point angry Jow Forums poster

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no you dont fuck you. wake up earlier and be a gym early bird. give up videogames on weekdays entirely. how much time do you spend being tired in bed but not really sleeping? spend that time in the gym INSTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH IM GONNA CRUSH YOUR SKULL. CRUUSSSHHH CRUSH CRUSSHH ILL CRUSH YOU IF YOU QUIT NOW

No you're right my friend. I'll start going back again tomorrow morning for my usual 4 day schedule

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fuck you go now

I just left school and I'm going to work for the next 9 hours sadly. I'll go as soon as I leave work at 7 am

>holy shit guy, go back to Jow Forums

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Put on 10lbs after moving out because been eating like a pig and not able to go to the gym regularly because being a teacher sucks. Been making it lately, and making decent progress using football team I have in my class and using my gym successes as a relationship building thing

Also, I want to fuck a jewess student, Jow Forums and Jow Forums have failed to train me for their lies.

I've been eating like complete shit. either way too much crap food or not much at all

Forgive me father for I have erred
1. Didn't workout at all last week save 2 days
2. Ate like shit the past weekend
3. Ate a box of cookies over the last 2 days
4. Had chocolate ice cream today
5. Past 2 workouts have been shit

I fart while doing leg raises and don't even bother sniffing it

I legitimately got HIV last week from a hookup with some big dude at the gym. I’d had sex with women before but I fell for the Jow Forums homo meme. On the way to his place I basically pretended to be doing it ironically. I wore a condom when i fucked him but he spun me over and in the heat of the moment i couldn’t say no. Dude was a lot bigger than me. As soon as I felt that warmth shooting into my gut I knew I fucked up.

Seeing a therapist and quit my job.

I know that feel. Been 3 months out due to scheduling and moving. I started again last week, though, but my previous gains have already been lost.

Well fuck, you win (lose)

the only way you get HIV is from taking it up the butt or sharing needles
congradulations, you had one job user

I haven't walked or ran in a week cuz my dog hurt her paws

Missing out on free test boost

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>ex-bf of my gf goes on vacation with his parents
>asked her to feed his dog while he's away
>I fuck her in his bed
>he clueless
Since then I never call anyone else a degenerate.

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I feel for you man. I can't imagine a worse feeling of shame that you feel right now.

BUT LET THIS BE A LESSON. Stop watching porno, fitizens, it will only lead you to a lfiestyle of fetishes. That trap you're jerking off to on the internet is not something you want, it will only lead you to pain and suffering.

Thats actually a good idea

I use my stature to coerce girls into doing what they don't want to do.
I also molest girls and give them a smile when they turn to look who touched their ass or titty.

Example. At hurrican harbor. Swimming in piss water. Underwater.
Girl accidentally swims by and her foot kicks my groin. The area above my cock, luckily. I swim up and look. She's red as fuck. Later on I swim under and tickle her tummy. Smile when I emerge several feet away. She's red as fuck again. Swim near, ignore her. I go under, she goes. She's looking at me. I swim by looking at her. Her bikini body.
I get out after a while that she's been out. Drying up. I walk by. My cock has a visible print. Pulled foreskin back to make sure cockhead was noticable from rest of penis shape. I catch her looking. Red. As. Fuck.
She's sitting down. Legs crossed. Eyes kind of aimless. Surely thinking of this older guys big cock. Bad girl thinking such things.
Work my route of the park to coincidentally be by her.
Strategic glances that are seemingly random in direction, but I'm trying to catch her staring. She is. After a few times I smile. Blushing hard.

after 3 months of Keto, I have started a 2 weeks binge. All that work at the gym and meal prep gone. I can't even blame Susan for bringing the cupcakes to work. Its my fault. Time to start again.

This sounds fun. Can you tell me the secrets of this? Do you just show chest and dick? How big do I need to be to get girls to stay and watch?

How much do they cost??

how long does it take to get a female?

>be in coed choir
>choir does some fun events sometimes together
>have gf
I had a dream that we had a choir orgy and I was about to fuck one of the altos, and I gave her cunnilingus for a minute or so and then spent lots of time autistically looking for condoms, and I woke up during that, didn't even get to actually fuck her in the dream. It was so vivid, I even remember her dream pussy with so much color it's disturbing. It wasn't even a girl that I'm particularly attracted to or anything. I hardly even talk to her in real life.
Worst part was that I think of all my interaction with choir girls as non sexual so it didn't cross my mind that I was about to cheat on my gf.
HELP

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same
amen

Yes I am, goddamint. Stalking this guy on social media now and all this catholic bullshit makes him even cuter.
Forgive me father for I am going to bust a fucking nut to your pics.

Chest and abs from the side, wear underwear that emphasize your bulge, they'll almost always enjoy seeing a big bulge and they'll see it get harder as they bite their lips.

And not that big, on camera it's more about being lean.

It depends, it used to be much easier years ago but over the years there's less and less girls and more guys, I remember a couple of years ago it could take me about 2 minutes, nowadays it's much longer, can be 3 hours+ just to find one, the fact i can happily spend those 3 hours makes me realise how addicted I am.

Then when she's alone I came by. Backed her up in to a corner. Hi how are you. I saw you looking at me all day. Do you like me?
Get closer and closer. She's looking up at me, stuttering and shit. Then she feels my hard cock pressed against her stomach. Her eyes widen as she looks down. I make it twitch.
Oh Im sorry. You're so cute and in a bikini. It's kind of hard not to. I grab her hand and put it on my cock. It's huge in her hand.
Squeeze it. Itll feel good. I know what else will feel good.
I start to rub her lil nipples with my thumb. Her eyes close half way. She's liking it. I start to rub her pussy through her bikini bottom. She grips onto my arm.
You can't tell anyone or we'll get in trouble. Do you like it? You can say. Look.
I show her the grool on my finger tip. Lick it. How do you taste?
She swirls her tongue around my finger. Uncomfortably.
I pull my dick out and put it on her face. It's longer than it. I then fuck her stupid face. I cum in her mouth quickly.

I never work biceps
I eat too much dairy
I let my hands fall back when I do push exercises with a bar or on a bar

I only use suicide grip while benching, lord give me the strength to wrap my thumb around..

I’ve been lifting for 2 years and haven’t put on the tiniest bit of muscle mass because despite know how I’ve never eaten enough.
I went from benching the bar to one plate in 6 months but have never been able to increase it.
I literally wrote down a meal plan today I 100% plan to follow but probably won’t for some reason

Eating too much dairy is bad? I eat a lot of turkish yogurt, cheese, milk etc everyday

I just convinced my pregnant girlfriend to get an abortion, and until that moment I thought I was a devout catholic.

Dude that's excommunicable.

I finished the leftover jellybeans this morning. I don't feel that guilty. They were so good.