Okay bare with me here Jow Forums because i'm about to unleash my full autism. I made a deadlift chant/song that youre supposed to sing when doing deadlifts. Now the way I imagine this in my head is like about a dozen warrior orcs (was dwarves) all singing this in unison. Okay here are the lyrics. (already made a thread but adding suggestions) Also some one came up with the idea than whenever one of us deadlifts that we chant this, and through some combined meme magic hivemind our strength will be combined within some kind of mana pool.
RIP IT FROM THE GROUND FIVE HUNDRED POUNDS [this is where most fathers die]
PULL IT FROM ITS ROOTS MUST BANG THE SLOOTS
RIP IT. PULL IT. RIP IT. PULL IT. TILL MY BACK BREAKS. UNTIL MY KNEES ACHE.
RIP IT FROM THE GROUND. FIVE THOUSAND POUNDS.
This is how its supposed to sound. Feel free to add your on voice to the chant so that we can combine our powers. (this is just me) vocaroo.com/i/s1RCccLKPM1E This is what we have so far. ITS COMING ONLY REALLY WELL. vocaroo.com/i/s03BavSzrGuI I NEED MORE RECORDINGS. REMEMBER, WE ARE ORCS.
Dwarves was better and more manlet friendly, this only appeals to incels now
John King
hmm, you may be right
Kayden Parker
You should pick a more elusive race, an autistic one, orcs don't fit the criteria to represent us, dwarves are ok as other user said but they are still not autistic enough.
Liam Moore
hobbits?
Alexander Sanders
Added my autism in the last thread. Our chant will ring out for every diddly!
Dylan Walker
>“TEAR OUT ITS CORE MAKE IT NO MORE”? Also the MTG portrayal of orcs has an aesthetic I appreciate, basically removes the aspect of ghastly appearance to leave just the concept of a large humanoid. Pic related.
Also heres a version with the more autistic contributions left in vocaroo.com/i/s1Nzz0DPQzWv This took so much more work than it deserved so you faggots better be grateful
hey guys, I've been working on a tribute to the bloatlord called "5 mintues to bloat" (from the Pantera song)should be out this week. Stay tuned, I sing it before every dl session
Charles Gomez
I come from the orcs We eat with spoons and forks We love to eat our pork
This is really good besides the mic not being able to handle it
Nolan Phillips
>vocaroo.com/i/s0Fv2RaqZAsP I-i-is it good? No problem bro. I made sure to lift extra hard and do 2 days of nofap to prep for this glorious project. Yeah. The first few times it sounded like an unintelligible avalanche.
