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before even thinking about asking your absolutely retarded questions.Then don't ask them you fucking retard.
Even as internet doctors we can't tell you how to dose your AI.
Oral only cycles are awesome and you're awesome for considering them.
ABSOLUTELY NO SOURCE TALK.
Previous:
28
5ft 3
31 BMI according to last physical a month ago
170
Been slacking going only twice a week for a while now.
This is the lab results from my physical. Will lifting and dropping back to 135 lbs increase test levels? I gained a lot over the past two years which coincides with me getting a gf. We both chunked up...
Before that I was in pretty good shape, lifted heavy 4 days a week and did cardio two days a week
>5ft 3
Are u a grill?
Tren ace or tren e? Serum levels of tren are the same roughly with each, therefore there is really no difference.
mogged
No just never grew that much. First gen. American if you’re still wondering.
Need to be on letro, what can i do to increase attention span and alleviate headaches?
>personal trainer at the gym suddenly thinks we’re buddies and can openly talk about gear with me
How about no
Quick rundown on pic related fellow bro-scientists? Not an original thought at all, but it seems like the low-T epidemic isn't related to a lack of available testosterone, but an overabundance of xenoestrogens. That would explain how women get their periods much earlier. If that is the case wouldn't Fenugreek help quite a bit? I know it's increase is less than a 6th of a single cycle but the low but consistent dosage might be better for helping with the sub-threshold auto-immune problems generation soy has. Thoughts on using this for mental gains?
First cycle is treating me well. Libido is up, workouts and pumps are amazing, pinning is fun and so far no sides besides nipple itching which went away with adex.
But I hoped gear would help with my sleep a little bit, which sadly still sucks monkey nuts.
Finally making friends with the gym juiceheads is the best part though. Y-you talk with juicers at your place too, r-right?
There are no juicers in my shit gym.
Or at least I can't spot them.
>two scoobs pb
>bananas
>two sboops whey
>pint of milk
>250mg test
is there a more comfy way to spend the night
Do vegans start off insane, or do they lose their mind because of their diet?
>pic related, typical vegan
Where's her chin?
>First cycle is treating me well
I am not seeing it
Veganism gives you cancer to the brain which explains their behavior
post pics you cute little boy :^)
>I am not seeing it
You're always so supportive.
Hows the test treating you?
>guy does steroids
>uses the steroid body to become rich
>"Hey guys don't do steroids, stay natural guys, my body is achievable naturally as long as you work hard!"
That's my way to motivate you. Appreciate what has been given to you. I am not doing it too often.
>implying I need your approval
Still running memek677?
Fox and grapes, lmao
Yes
masT is such an asshole, but I really feel he wants the best of us. To get fucking huge
I am god and you are my children
Right guys, lurcker here.
so i got a question..
>be me
>always trained for aesthetics
>chrisbumstead.jpg
>pic related
>never juiced but always wanted to
>never felt informed enough
>me and my gf talking about physiques
>"ooo i love when there abs are kinda fat but show"
>Ww what?
>"you know where they look fat, thick waists but have abs"
>b but GF im aesthetic
>ive trained with a belt restricting my breathing for years to have no waist?
>"yeah i know but imagine if you were huge with a power gut, that would turn me on so much"
guys what do? leave aesthetic town and tren hard?
Any help appreciated..
You still enjoy it or does it do nothing for you?
>changing physique for gf
Chase your own goals, not hers.
Granted. But agree i would like some more size upstairs..
Wheres the best source for info on first time pinners?
Feel like there's no complete guide.
I can't believe you EVEN thinking about this LET ALONE fucking consider it.
>guys what do?
fucking kill yourself before i do it
Make my stomach kinda bloated. But beside that it's ok i think.
There is no complete ultimate guide and there never will be one due to the nature of it being hormones.
The reddit link in the OP is great to start with.
Just realised my trip was off.
Stomach bloat is there but extra ab work and vacuums seem to help.
Could you imagine real gh doses?
>LET ALONE fucking consider it
Let me get this straight, i would never go
>bloatmax.jpg
but I agree to more size overall.
When asking
>what do?
I more meant, do i leave this bitch who rates insulin guts over 28inch waist 48in chest?
Friendly reminder to check your RBC and hematocrit. Got admitted to the hospital pain in legs, extreme headache, numbness in my body and pins and needles everywhere. (Freaked out and got admitted because half my face was numb so they thought of stroke immediately)
Hematocrit and rbc were through the roof and waiting for them to remove blood now lol. Only ran 500mg test for 20 weeks two months before this so might have to be careful with blasts in the future.
Feels shit man, it looks like shit. My stomach looks fucking big. I don;t train abs separately anymore
Seems like a nightmare with real GH.
Then why are you asking us what to do. That means you're considering it. Your gf already has the power over you. It's over for you, the next step will be you watching your gf get fucked by 10 bbc while you jack off to it.
I did the first year bnc without donating and my was still in normal range. It's also really important to be hydrated all the time. Last time my gf took some blood out after months of blasting and it was very thin.
Do you train them daily?
Don't forget the stretching from being on a bulk as well.
Thin blood doesn't have to indicate healthy, see how long it takes to clot.
No i never train them separately. Only sort of with other compound exercises.
It didn't clot, we checked it. But i need to donate soon again since it's already months ago. But i can't donate since i am usking mk now so i have to order some stuff to let my gf do it. Need thicker needles
>the next step will be you watching your gf get fucked by 10 bbc while you jack off to it.
>the next step
>next
>implying thats not how i already spend my sunday evenings..
Haha i get you dude, i also told her to get her arse in the squat rack for them sommer ray gains.
I always do 10-15 of extra ab work at the end.
I didn't know we're not allowed to donate on mk677, how come?
Get some good butterfly needles, some long tubing and a measuring cub.
Growth hormone is listed on the form.
>butterfly needles
Yeah we got those but those weren't thick enough. You need those thick ones.
How do you normally do it?
praxisdienst.nl
this one seems good right
Butterfly needles take some time and should come in various sizes.
They were my prefered method and draw around 300ml trough a 30ml syringe.
I keep a 30ml dose in a glass and watch it stol while the rest goes down the drain.
Can't wait to get my TNE and start doing one day cycles for intense cardio workouts and parties
merkala.nl
Something like this.
Yeah we did exactly the same the last time. But then eventually it didn't came out anymore. Got only like 100ml. Also need to get bigger syringes
I guess we need bigger ones like i just send.
They sell a 18g as well which is like a fucking drainpipe.
Luckily my gf does intern in a hospital so she can get all the needles.
Thank you mr.nano
Good luck, she'll be able to get some 100ml syringes as well then which are expensive.
>wake up at 3am to hit gym
>only got 4 hours of sleep because a week of tren e already got me feeling insomnia
>take 540mg of caffeine to try to wake up
>try to hit OHP pr around 4am
>get 1 rep in
>as I try to rack the barbell, I pass out and fall over backwards
>smack head on deadlift platform behind me, barbell hits my neck, my right arm gets bruised like fuck
>lay there for a few seconds after waking up disoriented and angry as fuck for being a bitch
>get up, surprised I didn't snap my fucking neck
>try to finish workout, but right arm is in too much pain to lift with
>have to stop working out
>get depressed and eat a 2,500 cal breakfast in one sitting
>right arm is bruised and hurts like a bitch
Everything hurts and I'm dying
Well I do drink atleast 3-4 liters of water a day. Maybe I'm just sensitive to it and steroids aren't for me rip.
LOL. Get some sleep drugs
Fuck changing yourself for someone.
That said, proportional (developed) waists will always look better than topheavy sticc waist physiques.
and did she listen?
Your could be higher than normal due to your genetics. My gf hb is almost above range without using steroids.
Just donate regularly
I'm going to take the plunge with Melanotan II.
They come in 10mg jars, most sites recomend mixing with 1ml bac water.
Wouldn't that leave it at a 10mg/ml concentration? 0.25ml would equal 2.5mg right?
Wouldn't mixing with 10ml water be better to get that easy 0.25mg dosing per 0.25ml?
I'm so confused and overthinking this, anyone able to spoonfeed me?
10mg vial so if you reconstitute with 1 ml that's 2.5mg per 0.25ml
If you reconstitute with 10ml that's 2.5mg per 2.5ml.
If you get insuling syringes it won't be hard to measure out 0.25ml accurately but with regular 3 or 5 ml one's it definitely is difficult.
Also don't use too much lol better go slow or you'll be brown so quickly. I'm curious how you like it because I've been thinking about it myself because I hate tanning and sunlight is bad for skin anyway.
>wanting to become a shitskin
I am also curious about this. I want a tan but i hate tanning and cost too much
So my math was correct thank god internet really threw me off.
Going to start slow at 0.25mg and keeping it there with a once a month tanning session.
I'll keep you up to date.
>order from clearsky
>miss 1st delivery
>whatever
>miss 2nd delivery
>fine
>you must pick up your package at your local USPS store
>okay, ill get it tomorrow
>too damn lazy to get around to it
>finally go to the post office yesterday
>your package has been returned to sender
>all the way back to fucking INDIA
It's GOAT, just watch our for moles
That reminds me. I wish I had a fucking domestic source for caber so I could start my cycle already. Hate waiting weeks
Yeah that was the plan, take pictures of the body and compare weekly for changes.
Gf might try as well, should be fun.
It will turn your sissy light brown hair to alpha dark brown hair
Sounds good, I was already signed up but this sounds better.
The "horse shoe" heads of my tricep are developed, but the main head (which gives it size) is non existant.. is it genes or am I just not hitting it with exercises?
Why would you not go with MT1? Hasn't MT2 been linked to cancer?
Its great, first summer as a nigger and not a tomato. The hair thing returned to normal after i stoped injecting btw
Mt2 works better and has some extra benefits that I prefer.
I just want a tan without going tanning weekly, its expensive over here.
This. You will look much better with dark hair.
Dark hair, light eyes with good eye area and good eyebrows and a bit tanned is god-tier.
Fucking 10 euro for once over here. And it's gone after a week.
Pretty stoked to start now, I can preload all syringes and store them in the freezer correct?
Its way to expensive honestly.
Higher doses may make you dizzy, try injecting before sleep so it doesnt bother you
Thanks will remember that. Just take my daily shot alongside the memek.
considering doing my first cycle. dos this sound good?
test-e 500mg x 12 weeks
dbol 25mg x first 6 weeks
arimidex as needed
HCG 250iu e3.5d x last 10 weeks
nolvadex 40mg ed x 2 weeks
nolvadex 20mg ed x 2 weeks
also plan on doing pre-cycle and post-cycle bloodworks. are intracycle bloods also necessary?
Sounds solid man, enjoy it.
Intracycle shouldn't be needed for what you run.
Wait, when did John Cena die? D:
i plan on doing a few cycles, probably test/dbol/deca for my 3rd cycle. would that require intracycle bloods? i'm not really sure what the cutoff is for doing additional bloodwork.
Is there any chance a doctor prescribes me TRT with .310 nmol/l free test or should I not even bother trying to get it legally (I'm 26)? Should I try at a male or female doctor?
Is nsuns 5/3/1 a meme? Been on it for 17 weeks and made steady gains but my arms are a fucking joke despite adding accesories.
Considering your units are measured in nmol/l you are probably european.
You are SOL.
is lyle mcdonald's generic bulking routine good for an ectomorph running his first cycle of test-e? or should i be looking at a traditional 5-6 day split with much more weekly volume?
Try adding a third upper day if you can handle it (ULULU)
the fuck does SOL mean
Sun in spanish.
doesnt your gym have free tanning rooms?
Anyways, getting a tan in the first place is annoying yes but once you have it, you can maintain it with 1 session per week or maybe even less.
I came back from my vacation 3 weeks ago and im still tanned.
Joints are killing me- shoulders, wrists, elbows. Is it from increased weight or too much AI? I take arimidex 0.5 E3D on 500mg test plus HCG plus finasteride so it's probably not overkill right?
i hope this is a troll
why? i've been lifting for going on 2 years with good diet. i've tried a few different beginner and intermediate programs. i have definitely gained muscle mass and my lifts have gone up considerably, but i still look shitty because my body isn't progressing at a normal rate. i'm in my late 20s, have moderately low test, and was a fat, sedentary piece of shit in my teens so i guess it's expected.
First time with this kind of crystal vials.
It has been like this all night, tren-A.
I wonder if i can take the rest today or if there are chances of being contaminated
Lol he never said that, he said don't use because you'll get up dying early because of the drug which he did. Also, he pwas very transparent with his drug usage and even said you need steroids to succeed in bodybuilding. Finally, bodybuilding didn't make him rich, starting his own supplement business and YouTube channel did which dyel do all the time. This guy started myprotein
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is melanotan used only for tanning?
if not, what else do you ahve in mind
going too hard for too long in the gym always does that to me.
arimidex is just fucking weird to dose. It either doesnt do anything or tanks your e2 like crazy.
Do you take a natty dose of finas, or equivalent to your test dose?
>first cycle is treating me well!!!
kek both a manlet and looking like trash, figures
350 tren faggot
masT is a manlet faggot too, don't get it twisted
great, more dyel tripfags
kek PCTing for what
>kek PCTing for what
are you implying that my proposed cycle won't crash my post-cycle test levels?
You sure are one mad user.
Ignore him.
I think he is saying that you should blast and cruise
...
i think i just want to get my piece of nigger trash body to look like what it SHOULD look like given 2 years of work. i mean if i did decided to blast/cruise, i'd want to do it after i get a few on/off cycles under my belt -- trying the milk before you buy the cow or whatever.
Mainly decrease in hunger and increased sex drive coupled with better erections.
Is this vial still good?
>10 ml vial of test e
>don't know what oil was used
>received and opened 8 months ago
>used it 2 months ago for 4 injections without any problems
1. Is the testosterone still good?
2. Is there bacteria swimming around in there? (I always swabbed the top before and after)
There's enough lefts for 4 more injections, but is it worth it? I've got plenty more unopened vials.
Shit out of luck
wow, you get that all of that + tan?
there has to be a downside, this sounds too good.
except the decreased hunger. I already have a skeleton appetite
Generally very little but dizzyness has been mentioned herr at higher doses coupled with possibly feeling ill.
Darkening of the moles or getting more is a major concern and it might happen so its not for everyone.