How does Jow Forums get laid?

look women in the eye when they appear in your range of vision, make them NOTICE that you NOTICED them (youre giving them value juts by noticing them), see if she stares back or makes any signal (talks to a girl friend, smiles, chuckles, anything honestly) then start thinking about a plan, do you stay where you are in hopes she will come to you? (you must be very fucking attractive to know this will work out or at least have good topics of convo/make her laugh)
or you can go to her and try some luck, im not gonna get into ice breakers because honestly i never use them i just rely on my social skills and NEVER make her feel like shes got your dick secured you know? theres a thin line that divides assholes from people with confidence and i tend to ride it some girls actually like men that are hard to get and even more so if youre fucking shredded

another thing i can tell you is if youre uncertain of going straight for a girl, try to talk to your friends (lets say youre in a party) and ask them if any of them knows the girl so you can start talking to mutual friends in hopes she will show up to your social circle know that this is a very RAW and undetailed plan to follow, its just the BIG steps that one must follow but honestly its all in the details, always look at them in the eyes and try to distance yourself from the autism youve had for ages and try to decipher how shes feeling around you and if you have enough confidence you can pull out some moves like invite her something to drink or ask for a cigarrete (i dont smoke but man sometimes ive had to sacrifice my lungs for some good pussy)

final tip, if after reading all this you dont have a sense of that is being a confident person you can always start by faking it. I did so and 3 months in people already said i seemed more confident which actually gave me REAL confidence. also, watch hygiene.

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5´9 btw, dont let lanklets tell you you cant make it.

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thank you, based mexican

is there a website for escorts?

yeah google

>6'1",200 LBS, 10% BF
>8/10 face
>designer jeans and nice clothes showing off my greek statue body.
>Girls ask me for my phone number.
>Girls open conversations with me.
> Girls put me up against the wall and kiss me.
>Girls come close to me. They Mirrin me.
T-t-t-thanks Jow Forums and /fa/

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and even after all ive said, if you have reached a certain level of attractiveness you will literally get the gift of having your own pussy gravity (literally means that you dont have to do shit to get their attention they will just show up) like the sun attracts the earth but in this case it will be you attracting all pussy in your city

seems like that happened to

>go to escort because kissless virgin otherwise
>use her as fuck doll for like 40 minutes straight and dont even come close to coming
>"babe do you normally last this long with your gf"

I told her I never had a gf but she didnt believe me brehs
I guess everyone assumes you get laid. People dont care

Tinder, since there are no cool places where I live, when I'm on vacation somewhere I go to a cool pub or bar and sometimes you can hit on a girl like:

Hello you from here? I'm from wherever and I'm here for a few days what's your name? Uhm nice. What you drinkin? What brings you here? What you study/do? Favourite song/whatever? And after a couple drinks I have enough courage to be more direct

Tinder is awesome tho.

lol there's no way you're 6'1" with 10% BF at 200 lbs... nice physique, but you look like you're around 15%

But then it gets to a point when girls are too intimidated to approach. And then because you're just as intimidated nothing happens.

well fitted shirt, never wear singlets and shit ( I used too and I have no idea why I did this)

Talk to girls like they are bros, the rest writes itself

Just gotta flex a 'cep

It depends on how well you stand out from the crowd. They look for expensive clothes (just make sure they are not ridiculous clothes). It also helps to never talk about having problems with women, having a respectable career. Caring about other people's opinions which there will always be criticism is poisonous and will turn you into a loser ASAP. BTW just be yourself I lost out on two 11/10 because of pick up artist bullshit that screwed me up. BE who you want to be.

yes amigo i know its fucking confusing

but open your eyes in these situations lets say youre somewhere and you catch a qt staring at you but when you look at her she looks away, weve all been here right?

look away dont make her think she annoyed you but give it a moment then stare back at her, at this point she MUST stare back and when she does smile at her with the less autistic smile you have, I dont have the best smile so i raise my eyebrows quicky as in saying "hey I noticed you" and maybe if im drunk ill smile, from here its up to you because there are 10000000000 ways women can respond to this and you must be ready for all of them but i know you will learn

6'1"
197
BF%? Looks like 10% to me maybe 12%.

yeah i dont really "care" about their opinions meaning i wont change dramatically who i am for others but I think being emphatic enough to be aware of how their perceive you can give you an advantage in many situations in life
as for standing out, im a tanned guy with kinda hairy arms which girls really like because of their daddy issues (heh) and wearing black on a friday night means at least im making out that night

Wear a deep dark grey or black v-neck with some nice jeans and white converse.

Sounds rapey

plain black shirts with pants and white vans are a personal favourite, i do have shittons of v necks because /hairychest/

need me some black jeans though

I don't, ever since Craigslist shut down the m4m section.

also called the "teacher from Whisplash" look

>go to public 4-year university
>walk outside
I love college

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Delet

You would wear singlets out and about? Like wrestling singlet? Like a Male leotard? That's something else m8
>2018
>STILL WEARING V NECKS

okay dworkin

I go to a public university but I don’t talk to girls because they’re all braindead.

Call me a faggot, but I can’t fuck a woman who I’m not interested in on a deeper level than looks. She has to be smart, funny, and just a joy to be around.

youre looking for a gf then
but you cant get a gf if you dont talk to any girl

Going to see hookers (it's legal and cheap as fuck to get model-tier girls where i live) every week or so totally disassociated me from real females.

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Does one new girl a day work?

make it one per day but skip doing so if you find the current girl interesting

im happy for you but youre carried by face. body looks ok, pretty unremarkable. and no that's not 10%

Broke up with my girl of 4 years like 2 months ago and I've been fucking a random thot for the past 6 weeks. It took me like 2 weeks got get my first one and after that it was easy. It's like clockwork. First two weeks I went out every day from thursday to sunday and I would strike out like crazy. What I noticed worked for me is in that time I got rejected I learned social cues and learned how to do calculated risks. I still strike out once in a while, but that's just a part of life. What I noticed works is the following:

>always bring friends, never go alone. Even if it's like 1-2 guys
>That thing PUAs say about "if you see her you have 10 seconds to approach her" is absolute bullshit
>Look for cues when you make eye contact: Light smile, blushing, talking to friends right after she notices you.
>Dont ever fucking wink or blow a kiss at them it's the creepiest thing not that anyone would do it I just thought I'd put it in as a precaution
>If you see she's digging you, you could do the finger gesture "come over here" (worked 2 times, failed 2 times still don't know if it's actually a good thing)
>When you approach say hi, don't introduce yourself make them ask for your name and compliment them
>After a couple of minutes of conversation if she's with a friend you say "Hey, my buddy there is waiting for me and we have a nice table, maybe you'd care to join us?"

1/2

2/2

>Focus on her friend. I can't fucking stress this enough. Females thrive on social approval and if you get the go from her friend, you're basically in her vagina by the end of the night.
>Don't offer to buy drinks
>Try to be as smiley and outgoing as possible, crack jokes, share anecdotes and resist the urge to be an aspie
>Listen to them talk. I cannot stress this enough. Find out what she likes/dislikes
>Ask them if they want to go to a club, have some genuine fun. If the club is fun and she's having a good time this is good, you want her to associate you with a good time. If she's not having a good time check example 2. in the following point
>If declined invite them back to your place for *SOMETHING SHE LIKES TO DO* or crack a joke about something she dislikes.
Examples: 1. You want to go back to my place? I make a damn fine espresso. 2. What about we get out of here and get our eyes off these fuckboys?

BONUS:
>Icebreaker lines are for pussies, unless it's something so off the cuff that they will die laughing
Example: Do you eat onions before a social event?
>Don't rely on your friend/wingman. You are the only person that matters

>First two weeks I went out every day from thursday to sunday and I would strike out like crazy.
how do you pick yourself up after that? it's been failure after failure for me for a few years now and it bums me out so hard

I'm not claiming to be a professional, nor know what the fuck I am doing. I just hope I can help you, because you have helped me. Just yesterday one of you bros got in my head that after a 30lbs cut (still going) I could still pull lmao4pl8s and I did. I love you boys and if I can aid my brethren to get vagina, you damn well know I'll try my best to help.

Good luck, boys

I’ve always thought about doing this, but I feel awkward as fuck just sitting around.

THE FACT THAT YOU'RE BUMMED OUT IS WHAT IS CAUSING ALL THOSE STRIKES.

Listen to me, women love a confident dude that can hold his own ground and wouldn't budge for anybody. Fake it till you fucking make it! Got rejected? Her fucking loss bro. I am a fucking beast in bed and if she doesn't want this dick then there's a million other girls out there that do. Never doubt yourself. You are a warrior prince, a fucking super saiyan. If at any point you start doubting yourself, females smell that shit. Pat yourself on the back once in a while and say "Good job, user".

>dont offer to buy drinks
why? i dont actually offer them i just buy them and 90% of times they will drink the shots or beers

great tips, ive always been tempted to do the finger gesture but im not ready yet, big balls youve got

If you have gains worth showing off, girls will notice without you having to try.

every single fucking dipshit will buy them drinks. You gotta stand out from the crowd and I'm not talking that PUA peacocking bullshit lmao

FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THE BEST ONE

>Make them FEEL like it's what they want

females go off of emotions and try to rationalize it later, so it's way easier to manipulate them. That's why the friend thing works.

"Oh I slept with him because it FELT like the right decision." is like the shit they say to themselves after a one night stand. I have no idea how to manipulate feelings consciously, but through trial and error you will get there. I can't offer any advice above my knowledge. I'll try to figure out what Im doing this weekend.

I go to bars and clubs pretty often and once every blue moon I'll somehow accidentally manage to stumble on some pussy. Also used to pick up strippers too.

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>don’t look all moody

This is why I repel normies so easily.

I just walk up and ask when the last time she had a good firm spanking was

Lowkey been banging sorority thotties this semester. If you didnt get laid regularly before going greek, its mind-boggling how pretty much everybody is banging each other. You cannot get a gf in this environment. Just flings, or 2 week long fuck buddies. People are savage and move on quick.

Me? I care too much. Just when you think you found something steady, she breaks it off and on to the next dick. Even worse when she comes around to hook up with one of your brothers

/rant

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this sounds expensive, how much do you spend per week bar/club hopping Versus how often do you get laid?

at those rates just cut the middle man and get a 9/10 hooker, who can ride a cock

but that's just like saying
>Ugh, life is just expensive I could spend my lifes fortunes on buying the exact same amount of dopamine and serotonin to help me enjoy myself with the fraction of the price.

Yeah but it's more the experience you're learning and growing from, it's not always about you spending x amount of dollars to get pussy. Sometimes people would rather just spend money on pussy but those are the same types of people who could just learn to be interesting/funny enough to get pussy for free.

I guarantee if I can do it then you can

Fucked a new girl every friday or saturday for the past month or so.

I get drunk enough to freely chat shit and not care at a bar or club(not noisy club where you cant hear shit), live music bar is good.

Approach the girl and say "Hi, you look interesting... I wanted to come say hello... I'm (insert name here)... You are..."

Then most the time they'll go to shake your hand and then I do wow so formal, strong grip, usually I hug.

Hug her then proceed to chat bullshit. By this point I'm too drunk to remember what I say but it's usually garbage jokes making fun of her or myself or other people, combined with normal questions too.

What I've also noticed is there's always another set of girls looking for cock so much so they'll fuck anyone willing to try and just stay with them till the end of the night. Not dime pieces but they're not ugly either. Above average but don't get attention because hot girls slut up way more and guys are too scared or drunk. I've pushed my friends that never get laid for bars or clubs into these girls and they've ended up going home with them.

I live in London