Driving to girl's house for sexy time

>driving to girl's house for sexy time
>I tell her to make some food for me
>gotta hit my macros
>"don't worry you can eat my pussy as much as you want hehe ;)"
>mfw

That's only like 25 calories, why are women so dumb about cooking Jow Forums food?

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>he eats pussy
pathetic.

Dont worry mate, i dumped a few creampies into her for you.

post a pic of this girl. Is she fat and or ugly?

>haven't been to the gym in two weeks
>totally nursing an injury I know I got
>been off my diet for a week long refeed
>just had a refeed week last week too
>i'll go write a funny story on Jow Forums
>don't have a girlfriend
>haven't had a girlfriend
>never eaten pussy
>never seen a pussy IRL
>"lets make a joke about pussy being 25 calories kek"

bring some food yourself if it is such a big deal to you. that's what I do. then again I am not anal about food and bring pizza or chinese.

OP has a US UP address - so likely both.

'sexy time'

hello virgin

What's wrong with eating pussy? I eat pussy all day, I'm the pussy monster. I eat pussy on the first date pretty much every time. I don't give a fuck. Maybe you just suck at it

>25 kcal worth of pussy juice
you're a champ

Chad detected

>tfw you do it more for your own enjoyment than hers

Eating pussy is fucking gross

oh child, one day you'll grow up.

Until then, enjoy this wheyfu

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t. Ultra-Virgin

I bet you guys like anal play too

Anyone who doesn't love tucking in to that sweet chow is a confirmed virgin and never gonna make it

>tfw you do it more for your own enjoyment than hers
this to be desu

t.virgin

t. confused as to what vag is for

That's the end goal. You have to prepare first. Good things take time.

eating pussy is beta

Will dump a girl id she's too insecure to sit her ass on my face. I love to eat pussy. Don't care if you cum. I love grool on my face. Nose by asshole. Tongue swirling pussy. Getting jacked off or blown. I will fucking cum in your mouth the moment I start to furiously shake your ass cheeks and finger your cunthole with the tip of my tongue. I want one to fart on my face. One day. Soon.

Human garbage. Get necked

thats an oxymoron since eating pussy is diminutiv and submissive, so if you enjoy eating pussy you enjoy submitting yourself to her, which would be the opposite of "chad".

reminder that eating pussy is a sub act

Good post

Bad post

take note this submissive faggot is into muscle women - this is your typical pussy eater, submissive by nature

reminder eating pussy is submissive and beta

Until you've made a girl squirm by going down on her, you'll never understand the true enjoyment. Shit is an absolute power trip. All that power with the tip or your tongue, it must be alpha. 5 minutes of sushi sucking goes a long way. Plus the head you'll receive afterwards will be out of this world, promise.

nobody is disputing those things.

but the fact is that you have to kneel down, lower your head diminutively and put your mouth on a wound where period blood and piss comes out

everything about pussy eating is submissive and thats just a fact, even objectively if you were to only scrutinize the mechanics and motions involved it would still be regarded as a submissive act

>dominate my petite gf
>but I want to get dominated by giant amazonian wheyfu

Such is life, embrace the freaky shit, you'll have more fun that way.

Delicious
Women don't know shit about being fit in general... except for wheyfus those are goddesses.

>I eat pussy on the first date pretty much every time
it's so submissive though

real alphas eat ass, not pussy

ass eating is a violation of the female nature because females are raised to dissociate themselves with everything that has to do with the asshole, girls Arent allowed to fart or smell or shit, they are supposed to be pretty flowers that smell of cotton candy

Eating ass = alpha
Eating pussy = submissive

In whos eyes? its just you and the chick and I sure as shit bet she doesn't give a fuck about if its submissive or not if you're doing it right. You're literally cucking yourself out of sexual experiences.

Never said I didn't.
In fact I let chicks eat my ass.

Wow Jow Forums is just like Jow Forums all you talk about is how-get-girl and women

(You) are a massive faggot.

In 100% honesty, I prefer eating pussy to getting my dicked sucked

Please tell me I'm not the only one

you are 100% a soyboy

>I eat pussy on the first date pretty much every time.

Enjoy your STDs

Whatever you say, virgin

Not me. My gf's pussy tastes like rancid tuna.

>Please tell me I'm not the only one
No worries, user. There are plenty of low test soyboys out there. Even in this very thread.

How is making a chick cum twice submissive? You realize you can fuck her later too, right?

>having sex
literally just masturbate. The second you cum the feeling is gone and you can get back to doing important shit like cooking more eggs. I haven't had sex in 4 years because i just don't have fucking time for that.

Yes, that is also why I too am celibate. It is truly euphoric.

sex is fucking boring and women are mostly annoying. If I'm horny I jerk off and then get back to my business. One day I'll meet a girl who isn't a shit head but until then I'll just jerk off and live my life. also don't have to deal with the attachment issues and all that comes with hooking up

>sex is fucking boring

Bruh you dont know what it's like pulling a girls hair with her arms tied around her back and your other hand fish hooking her mouth as she calls you daddy

>t. sexlet

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>implying she won't tell all of her friends that you do it

>what it's like...as she calls you daddy

No, I don't. Because I don't hook up with dumb chicks who have daddy issues.

yes I do, and I'd rather be working out, reading or hanging out with my friends.

>I only hook up wth chicks of superior intellect

You're either gay or Low T. Knowing this board, prolly both

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Nice