Are you dominant or submissive Jow Forums?

nobody is disputing those things.

but the fact is that you have to kneel down, lower your head diminutively and put your mouth on a wound where period blood and piss comes out

everything about pussy eating is submissive and thats just a fact, even objectively if you were to only scrutinize the mechanics and motions involved it would still be regarded as a submissive act.

real alphas eat ass, not pussy

ass eating is a violation of the female nature because females are raised to dissociate themselves with everything that has to do with the asshole, girls Arent allowed to fart or smell or shit, they are supposed to be pretty flowers that smell of cotton candy

Eating ass = alpha
Eating pussy = submissive

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submissive (I'm a girl(girl)) and I'd never let a guy eat my pussy because I feel the same way. In fact my mom told me to never date/marry a guy who says he eats pussy.

Idk about the booty though. I guess since I'd be nervous and weirded out by the whole exchange it could be cool.

I do both. fight me faggot

Big if true, my thesis is already proven to be true

I'm a switch and so is my girlfriend.

She made me her obedient pet puppy last weekend so this weekend I have to return the favor

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This actually makes sense

I eat pussy for me, not her. I want to own her with orgasms and make her lose control of herself

>Calling pussy a wound
>Claims eating pussy is gross

>But eating ass is fine

Confirmed for never going to make it and probably a deep closet homo.

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I hope nobody believes this retarded shit. If you make girls cum they think ur alpha as fuck, a lot of guys cant get girls off bc they're fucking soy

Fact. Always tried to argue this but you just get called a homo.

You seem very sheltered. I kinda want to choke you and eat your asshole at the same time

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this guy just did that haha only soyboys will defend pussy eating

yes it makes sense my iq is 134 and the high estrogen brainlets cant compete with my thesis

t. Rabbi Goldbergblatstien

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal–oral_route

Underrated

HIGH TEST ASS EATER

Bait from the other thread

Eating pussy is nasty imo

Only losers worry about ‘looking beta’. If youre actually not a soyboy faggot then eating pussy isnt gonna change her perception of you unless shes retarded like

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sadistic but not particularly dominant. girl

keep telling yourself that

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You can lick them both at the same time. They’re so close together why differentiate

>a grill
>browsing the 'ch0n
cmon breh

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The fuck kind of shit quality is that for a png

sadism is dominant by nature, masochism is submissive by nature

IM DOM AF

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"cruising for a brusing" unironically 10/10 comedic sense

Girls? In MY SEKRET FORUMZ?!?! It's more likely than you think.

The other thing that really gets y'all going with the LARP accusations is that I'm black.

Mirrin'

can't be going round making those WILD claims without some proof, bro

>wound

We're fucking women, not trannies.

and you agree that pussy eating is beta good girl

This. Wimmin here, I have rights and you better respect them you fucking rapist.

just ask me to do something in a pic. I'm too lazy to get off my bed and find a piece of paper to do the confirmation though.

Finger up bootyhole

something that doesn't involve me being lewd, you dip

double finger guns, like pic related

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Fine, finger up bootyhole for scientific research purposes

>how will she take the pic

stick-em up

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BASED

s-shit I've been talking to a girl this whole time. Think I might be sick brehs

Now to confirm its actually you, same pic but touch your fingertips together

How about you just keep your mouth away from any of that shit and just fugg em

WOW THIS HAS SO MUCH TO DO WITH FITNESS

>black girls
>has a primitive backwards view of sexuality

every time

alrighty

magick

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the true dominant does whatever the fuck he wants. if he wants to eat pussy, he eats pussy. if he wants to eat ass, he eats ass. end of.

I wish I was a 5'5 cute skinny sort of guy that gets dominated by my 6'0 girlfriend. Why wasn't I born a cute manlet?

Cool. Im surprised a black girl finds anything about this place appealing. How long you been here?

>you come here often?

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S-sauce?

what are your lifts?

hmm maybe 3 months? But I was plenty screwed in the head before coming here anyways. I expected it to be a lot worse from all the stories. Like niggermania or something. I don't go to /b/ though. Never again...

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Haven't lifted since high school so I don't remember (although I did really well in high school with lifting). I mostly come here for diet advice and motivation.

Yeah, POOLS CLOSED nerd

Heh yea, /b/ is pretty bad. If you wanna just talk with normal cool people go checkout Jow Forums

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I used to be ok with Jow Forums but I don't like the gore there either. Just one particular webm really disturbed me and I haven't been able to go back since.

I just go here and on r9k, and occasionally on /fa/

Literally OP

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>r9k
DROPPED

she wants the monster germanic dick

>normal cool people
>Jow Forums

pick one

>girl
>r9k
Sorry I don't speak italian

i tink dis was b8, fren

not wrong

it's where i belong

Let's make this a reality.

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I am super dominant in bed, I would never allow a female to take control. I would never allow a female to get on top of me, but at the same time... The most fun I've had with sex is when I've had sex with alpha females. The best sex is when it's a fight for dominance and it's absolutely mind blowing. Nothing more than a casual one night stand tho, never get attached.

>needing an explanation for why sending a black girl to Jow Forums for casual conversation is a joke

>sorry my friend took my phone
WEW THROWBACK TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

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Not in the slightest, Jow Forums imo is a cespool of beta males who have no drive nor passion and just voice their oppinions on a yak milking forum and have no real voice at all. I've found Jow Forums to be the most based board. Most people on here have embraced being a male despite having different political standpoints and are here to better each other and themselves at the same time. I've been browsing 2x2chin for like 8 years now (since I was 14) and it's always been like this. /b/ is full of retards, /fa/ is just trendy, /lit/ and /mu/ like good art.

>not pinning them down by their hips and neck while you cause them to *try* to convulse
I bet you can't even reach her neck you manlet. Imagine not dominating by sheer size alone.

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disregard this post I didn't see the whole thread

My based chocolate milk goddess. Gibe fat Milkies NOW

peanut butter and jealous

1. Imagine being this insecure
2. Holding her legs open and eating her out and then moving your arms underneath her legs and hips and not letting her move even if she wanted to is a pretty great and alpha feeling
3. Eating ass is disgusting as fuck, not primarily because of the shit but because of the parasites. Enjoy your worms I guess, try not to slurp one up when it pokes it's head out to see what's going on

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if your gf has worms coming out of her asshole find a new gf bro

>worms
what kind of gutter trash girls did you eat out lmao
at that point you better stay the hell away from her pussy too because youre gonna get syphilis from there lmao

>if your gf has a treatable illness find a new gf bro
>if your gf has a flu find a new gf bro
>if your gf has a yeast infection find a new gf bro

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cringey

bro what kind of girls you bringing home that have worms in they asses like its common or somethin lmao

hey
black girl

announce yourself as a "black angel"

That's the alpha, ignore the soyboys worried about "looking beta"

Post your body, Chad

This

Now post tits, but covered by your fingers so you don't get banned

Kek

Eat whatever you want, nothing is more submissive than letting some user's opinion about sex acts dictate yours.

The only dominant sexual act is assrape

Alpha - doing whatever the fuck you want to do in bed because you enjoy it.

Beta - doing things solely because you think the girl will enjoy them and you're desperate to make her happy.

Alphas do whatever they want and chicks love them for not being beta try hards.

>Not eating a bitch's pussy while giving her a reverse piggyback ride while casually going about your morning routine.

>if your gf has worms coming out of her asshole find a new gf bro

fucking kek

Dominant, that being said I am a virgin, so who the fuck even knows what i'll be when I actually sleep with a woman.

I lift for you now.

I'm definitely more turned on by fantasizing being the sub. In reality though, I might be a Dom just judging how I am in every day life. I m a pure virgin boy though so I guess I can't say for sure.

> Always be alpha
> Secretly wish I could be submissive in bed

femdom and facesitting is what turns me on the most but I know I can't bring this up with any of my girls.
They would lose attraction instantly, I know this because I've given it a shot before and it ended catastrophically.
Was with my newest girl this weekend and she didn't cum when I gave her the natty lickaroo, but when I put some weight on her pussy (through hand with fingers inside) she got a shaking one. Then again when I fucked her. Girls are very different, many I've been with mostly cums by the lickaroo. Gotta just try different things and see what works

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>actually giving a fuck about what other people think
now that's the real admission of being a beta. I'm going to eat as much pussy as I fucking please

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>tis a good thing to see!

eating pussy is a bit submissive. eating ass is fucking degenerate.

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