That 25 year old at the gym

>Being over 15
Time to die gramps! You were never going to make it.

I turned 27 recently. Even the fucking minutes are speeding by. 25 is ok but around 26 you are FUCKED

>that sperm that only does cardio

good luck little guy

based

>there are people here RIGHT NOW who didn't start working out when they were in their dad's un-descended juvenile testes

>that guy who works out to get a girlfriend but only ends up with body dysmorphia

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this is the first time this maymay has made me laugh

>that 30 years old guy that drives a 10 year old civic

How far can we go?

Why can't 30 year olds get dubs?

i love it

*bryan ferry plays in background*

TFW 26, getting back in the gym after a year hiatus, and I actually have those shoes.

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>newbalance

LOL this, fuckin 20 year olds are always wearing new balances.

Fuck I'm 26 and wear a pair of new balance. Tbh I think they are the fucking ugliest shoes cause their logo is just terrible but it was all the shoe store had in my size (14 us) so I got em anyways

That guy seems like the coolest motherfucker in the world.

ive found the opposite - that women generally prefer to be with men their own age while men consistently want women who are no older than 25

Yeah nah brah. Fit is full with "how to fuck 18 years olds I'm 43 pls halp"

>tfw 30 year old at the gym

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me :)

>women generally prefer to be with men their own age

Women's range is 0-10 years older. Men's range is 0-10 years younger.

>he thinks he'll have time for the gym after 25
At that age, normal people have a job and family, no time for fitness except maybe a bunch of push ups and chin ups before bed.
It's the reason only high school and college kids work out regularily. It has nothing to do with laziness or motivation.
You'll see.

How does that contradict what he said?

>normal people

Lel, fuck off with your "normal" bullshit, I'll decide how to live my life.

This. But good luck telling that to channers who think that statistics about a bunch of mentally ill cat ladies on okcupid are diagnostically conclusive.

Enjoy being a loser then.

>not making time

Guess you may as well off yourself now with that level of dedication.

I live according to my own life philosophy, not your cuck standards.

HA! I had a body dysmorphia long before.

You'll see when you grow up, kids. Look forward to it!

>that sub 200 lbs guy at the gym

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>see ~28 year old staring at me in the gym
>flex my muscles to scare him off
>he does the same
>secretly mirin his gains
>mfw looking in the mirror

Stop posting, its embarassing

Alzheimers sure sucks

See what? I'm more confident and feel better than I've ever had in my life. People want to be around me and yet I don't play by the game which would brand me a "loser" as you just did. I decide how my life will turn out, not someone else and I sure as hell am not going to internalize any shitty insults you can fling at me for not playing the game you want me to.

Tell me about it
What were talking about again?

Youll see when you grow up, working your soul away while your wife and kids start to resent you because youre never there, and you end up getting fat because eating shitty food is faster and easier, which then alienates you from your wife even further and she starts looking for affection from other men.

I apologise that you've reached a level of ineptitude that is apparently only one step away from suicide. Please don't let your failure fool you into thinking everyone is the same as you though.

Says the faggot who gave up on himself because it was too hard and the people around him started to resent him for it. Be a fucking man and stop making excuses for your lack of willpower. Your family hates you exactly because of that.

>those 30 y.o. guys writing witty answers to an abvious bait

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>it's totally bait guys and not lazy fat guys being insecure and then saying they were only pretending to be retarded

I'm 25 and I have time to work out every day. Also I've got a good job and earn multiple times more than the average in my country. Good luck finding excuses for everything.

>that 20 year old
Lmao fucking old, brb gonna go on any discord server consisting exclusively of 11-17 year olds (which is all of them)

>the meme that is forced

I actually have these scars, not from roid gyno or anything, but because I literally had full c cup breasts since I was 12. Never gonna make it
:(((

Everyone knows men peak at 17 years old. Muscle development is slower and detrimental to your health past that point. Women age like fine wine and continue to grow in value and beauty until the day they die. Only copelettes and men over 20 will dispute this.

>25 year old wh*Toid at the gym
FTFY

23 has been the worst year of my life so far. Does it get better? Birthday is his Sunday btw

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Purely out of curiosity, do you have a qt gf?

I'm almost 26. Years stop becoming definite things and start to become a blur of life stages. It wasn't 2014-2018 for me, it was all grad school.
Whether or not things get better is on you. Me trying to start dating again or not depends on me, not what year it is.

I’m going back for masters in the fall, hopefully find some qt to bang or date but I have an assistantship/degree in Student Affairs so it seems everyone is a SJW or trans/pansexual/gender fluid/non conforming asshole.
When I was an RA at 20-21 I had freshman girls throwing themselves at me so I’m sure it will only be worse now that I have an actual power position.
Kind of scared because the only two times I’ve had sex it was embarrassing and terrible but hopefully I can figure something out. At least I got my doggo

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lmao if you're still in the gym over the age of 23... just lmao at your life

lol stop projecting m8

God, I love Josh. He's a complete d bag but I can't not idolize him.

I think we can push this meme up to 23, but I don't see much future beyond that besides being ironical, lets push it for 23 shall we

wait who is this? he looks fucking based

> I can't go to the gym to maintain my health because I've reached a certain age

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is this a new meme?
t. 21 years old

I'm 28 and have a career and have plenty of time to workout.

Your job is a means to give you the life you want, if your entire life is just working your job you are doing it wrong.

Bruh, I feel the same. I've been 27 for 4 months & it feels like 2 weeks. And the worst part is that I'm living a damn good life. I just want to slow this shit down.

Your perspective on time is changing.
>One year of your life at age 5 is 20%
>One year at 27 is 3.7%
It'll keep going faster, lad

So, when are mods going to ban these threads?

You're a fucking autist man.
I am much older than you and i have my act together. I am married,i own my own business, i have rental properties and a good amount of savings.
My house is paid off and i find time to workout 6 days a week.
Why are you such a worthless loser?

True. And it doesn't help that I didn't become "self aware" until I was 19 aka when I started working out. I swear to God, I just coasted on auto-pilot for the first 19 years. Now, I live each day - but it still goes by so fuckin' fast.