First to my Person, i am 32 Years old, Teacher and a co owner of a gym in Berlin

First to my Person, i am 32 Years old, Teacher and a co owner of a gym in Berlin.
The other owners are a good friend and a ex-eastblock-lifter who traind us. He has a another small gym in town and asked us if we want to build up a new gym in >Planet Gym< style, he just want to Lift and to Coach. He is really professional has doktors who will help if somone want to take storoids (the dont give stuff, only inform and check) and he has some olympia Medells. We build up a nice gym its works well and we all are interestested not to make big money but more to have a nice gym, evrything nice and clean (we have 2 cleaning womans only in full time) a nice big sweatbath nice machines and enough wheigt for evry daytime. Also we get trainers from other gyms in town we just want the best so we pay the best.

And now to the point waht is the bigest cancer in this littel piece of haven?
This littel 18-21 wannabe lifters, its greentext time

>Want to start with to much weight on the machine breaks his arm
>ohhh wow kek he had last week one of the best instructors
>he sue us

>have a plan for 3 times a week
>comes 1-2 times or 6 times the week

>we have a brand called Zec+ in Germany its ok but overpriced as fuck
>muhehhehheeh i only use Zec+ its the best Kollegah use it to

>Steroid Users anywehrer
>the ex-lifter talks with them to use it right
>90% of the time
>muhehhehheeh iam natty
>say it to the guys who was pumped 50% of his live with toons of steroids

>use steroids
>train like a pussy
>get massiv gains becouse you just take more steroids

>ex-lifter wants to show somone how to deadlift right
>muhehhehheeh german youtube guy says it goes so
>i have olympia medlas
>he is hase more muscels as you muhehhehheeh
>its the youtube guys takes steroids too

>guy wants to get slim
>yeah cardio und less cal
>he just eats zec+ DIÄT 9001 and a big Döner after Gym.

>comes to gym and ask like a retard on steroids

>stay 1,65 m becouse you dont eat enough if you lift.

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I now need to work and see this retards again.
sry for the bad english.

Und was willst du uns jetzt damit sagen? Klar, englisch ist nicht deine Muttersprache, aber das ist teilweise schon arg grauenhaft, was du da verfasst hast bro. Macht exakt 0 Sinn

das Leute die heben gehen unter 22 meistens ziemlicher Krebs sind.

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I think I translated this from Deunglisch to English

>little 18-21 year old wannabe lifters

>Want to start with too much weight on the machine
>Breaks his arm
>kek
>last week he had one of the best instructors
>he sues us

>has a workout plan for 3 times a week
>comes 1-2 times or 6 times a week

>we have a brand called Zec+ in Germany
>its ok but overpriced as fuck
>"muhehhehheeh I only use Zec+ its the best, a german rapper named Kollegah uses it too"

>Steroid Users anywhere
>the ex-lifter tells them to use it right
>90% of the time
>"muhehhehheeh iam natty"
>they say it to the guys who was pumped 50% of his life with tons of steroids

>use steroids
>train like a pussy
>get massive gains because you just take more steroids

>ex-lifter wants to show someone how to dead-lift right
>"muhehhehheeh german youtube guy says it goes like so"
>"I have Olympia medals"
>"he has more muscles than you muhehhehheeh"
>"its just because the youtube guys takes steroids too"

>guy wants to get slim
>"yeah cardio and less cal"
>he just eats zec+ DIÄT 9001 and a big Döner after Gym.

>comes to gym and ask like a retard on steroids

>stay 1,65 m because you don't eat enough if you lift.

>muhehhehheh
Is that german laught

So, you noticed that most people are just retarded? This took you while lol
Greetings from Munich

I miss the gym I went to in Berlin. I believe it was T3 Fitness or something in Lichtenburg. Honestly it was the cheapest thing around, but infinitely better than LA fitness

>moving to 'murrica
That's what you get for wanting degeneracy