My lifts aren’t improving even though I gym regularly and am trying my hardest

how would you reccommend opening a conversation then?

>tfw 67 matches in two weeks
Meanwhile land whales get thounsands of matches a day

Not with hey cutie unless you are a chad and ask her to fuck the next sentence

okay thank you for the advice, will post results soon

lemme insex you dig me?

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say goodbye now because she’s never going to reply

The whole convo was DOA when she didn’t even respond to you calling her cutie

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Post follow up

Lol you remind me of my mom

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good job

You did good user

so how's it

Well done, son.

kek
I really wanna see her response

Stop using exclamation marks! It makes you sound like a creepy overenthusiastic soyboy!

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"Hey, want to go to the zoo and make up stories why animals are in jail?"

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ahahahaha

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fucking lol

Okay, I’ve been copping a lot of backlash for how I start my conversations. I matched with a qt and would like to make a good first impression. How?

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>lemme insex you dig me?
thanks for following my advice

Good job.

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This, seriously kek

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Wow this is good

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Eat more. Not working? Deload.

>Opening on tinder with hey how are you

Look retard, women on Tinder have upwards of a thousand matches. Even a 6/10 will get matches EVERY TIME she swipes right. You have to differentiate yourself from the rest of the crowd. Use something in her bio to open with. Comment on her spotify anthem. You can' t just open with hey. As you can see when you do the conversation is boring as fuck.

Also tinder sucks. No girl knows how to hold conversation and when they finally do they'll be too scared to meet up because half of the guys on tinder are creepy virgin fucks.

fuck off attention whore elsewhere nigger

sides have achieved liftoff

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How do I change my mind so I actually try with women, I literally never ever try. I'm always content to just do what I'm doing and never talk to girls, doesn't matter where I am. I never say anything more than what is required to strangers, I'm just very shy to them, but then when I'm with my own friends I'm quite loud.

Y’all could be like me and get an unironic, wholesome, 8/10 gf with a good education and stable career

It’s easy as long as you also have those qualities

Tinder is dumb, Bumble is only slightly better, Hinge is goat

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You are all doing Tinder wrong. A girl has already made an assumption based on your profile - you do not need to waste time trying to woo her through messaging. Simply say "hey, want to grab coffee sometime" or another suitable activity. They either say yes, and you now have an in person date or no, in which case you ignore them and move on. Do not get caught up in trying to play texting games.

Ok I’ll see how this one goes user

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It's me your mom

This fucker.
If she'd really REALLY want to get fucked by you, she'd cross through metaphorical minefields to get to you.

Drop the "I was wondering" part next time. It's not bad persay, but it's a bit cliche and the sentence actually sounds better without it.

Dumbass. This may work once in a while, but most girls still want at least a little rapport or they get scared off. Like 2-3 messages of witty banter, then go for the coffee.

What do you mean by regularly, what are your lifts? How long have you been lifting? What's your routine? How many days do you miss?

Retard

Bigger retard

>too white
What the fuck?..

Coffee dates are for platonic friends and breakups.

Don't fall for the meme of "getting to know you" dates, especially for the first date and especially on Tinder.

AAAAAAAAA
Was not prepared for anything other than no

THANK U BASED TINDER GODS FOR FINALLY NOT TROLLING ME

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Jokes on u faggot

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>Recommend close to a friend
Hey bro she was a great fuck and did anal you should try

>too white
off to you racist fuck

>especially on tinder

True

>coffee dates are bad

Not in the real world

If you are content with it then why would you want to change, do you think you would be happier, I think your mind will change on its own over time. If you want to be so proactive about it then go talk to some girls.

"Yes, I am an axe murderer"

Some fitness chick, now I'm in a relationship but she still snapchats me every other day

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kek

>hey wanna grab a coffeee

WOOOW RAPE ALERT

dude just take it easy, start with small talk like:

"Heeyy"

she will then say something like hi back

Then ask

"How are you? (: "

(backwards emotiocons seem playful and non-threatening)

then move on from there

omg

these are fake CGI images

>(backwards emotiocons seem playful and non-threatening)
Jow Forums is gold, today

> too white
> go back to pol

Wut

as if they know chinese pedo cartoon fitness forum memes just because she goes to the gym

You'll not be doing this approach for one girl, you need to be hitting literally every girl you match with, with that phrase. Just copy and paste that shit.

Exactly. The same for meeting girls anywhere, if they won't meet up in person, don't waste your time.

Correct-amundo.

>may work once in a while
Just read that again. It's a game of numbers, eventually one will say yes.

Iffy. Personally I would go for dinner over coffee, coffee seems to be too 'bland' and could leave it awkward. You need to be doing something. The ideal one is to go for a few drinks at a place with a pool table and play pool. Something to do and a few drinks will ease the nerves. Also can easily lead on to more stuff.

Are you a spanner? Yes let's engage in boring, absolutely pointless conversation while she messages other people rather than getting to the point. You're meeting in a public place, it would be different if you said hey can I take you for a drive or some drivel.
t. virgin alert

Maybe you are gay, you should try it

>(backwards emotiocons seem playful and non-threatening)
You sound like a narrator for a nature documentary

>Take a look at these thots in their natural habitat...majestic

“Only if you’re into that”

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top lel, continue it please

"are you saying you are lightweight, baby?"

"Now what could it depend on? When suits you?"

yo there's was a picture of some r9k meme about the 'girl rather sitting next to a bum than user on bus' circulating facebook and >normies tried to decipher the meaning thinking wojak had cancer or something. Does anyone have that fucking picture or know what im talking about?

Yes I'm going to kidnap you in public because I have massive titanium balls.

Lmao this

Here's another boys unfortunately it doesn't live up to the first

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Reply with

>haha

>not in public

post results

>We'll wait for the third date for that.
>Don't want to arouse suspicion.

have THOTs always existed?
>TFW no imperial Japanese qt3.14 kendo THOT

>“Only if you’re into that”
go for it

fuck what the rest of them are saying. Actually implying anything to that in a non-sexual way comes across as creepy and doesn't lead the conversation anywhere. Reply with what you thought.

answer: "depends (:

Say it

I usually wait until they trust me

I didn’t do what anyone said I’m sorry. Dubs decides next

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Why did you add "i was wondering" thats not what user told you to write and it makes you sound gay

agreed, in this circumstance "no" would be creepier than "yes" so just say you will if she's into that lmao

ya blew it

kek this

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>copies the girls emoji in the next sentence.

“What would you like to know? ;)”

what a pussy response literally kys faggot

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You already had the right line in your post and then you go for this faggot shit. Stop it.

how do anons always fuck these simple fucking answers up, they always word it wrong

rip

This is just horrible.

i have cancer and this thread was the only hope i had left in the world that OP would make it and now i don't know if it can keep on goi...

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Be more aggressive, it’s fucking tinder.

“Only if you’re into that ;)” would’ve been a great response