ITT: things 30 year olds at the gym say

Can't tell, once the oldies know, it's no longer a goldie pops

>back in the day we used to watch zyzz

30's are the prime of strength for a man.

I really don't even understand this meme.

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>go to gym in the morning
>only have 1 hugging machine
>always occupied by old people
>all of them do lowest to mid setting on it
>put their disgusting sweaty ass stinking towels on the seat
>sit there for what seems to be an eternity
>they have had their whole fucking life to workout
>still decides to workout at the same time as me

why cant old people fucking just die or at least stop taking up space in my gym? literally nobody likes them

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Okay we get it grandpa, you're strong for your age. Make sure you don't forget to take your glucosamine and Coenzyme-Q with dinner tonight

It's 30 year olds making fun of teenagers making fun of people above their age.

>"you know kid I used to bench 265 too when I was your age"
>proceeds to bench 135 or less

kek

>>put their disgusting sweaty ass stinking towels on the seat
You'd rather them sit on the seat and get it all sweaty instead?
Kids these days
No common sense

>30's are the prime of strength for a man
false

men top test @ ~25

>I just hit the elliptical for 45 minutes
> I just couldn't skip breakfast if I tried
>I eat healthy every morning, I have a bowl of wheaties
>You take your time being single and free, no need to rush to the old ball and chain
>Say user whats been your secret to getting so cut?
>Well I cant squat or deadlift, I have a bad back

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Haha good one, I hear 30 year old guys say this all the time

>It's amazing how far technology has come. When I was your age the TVs in my gym were in black and white

>You'd rather them sit on the seat and get it all sweaty instead?
firstly, i dont even want them near my gym

secondly, their towels are usually more sweaty than they are, almost like they have a "sweat pool" that they dip their towel in before going to the gym

>Tfw started lifting after my prime, the week after my 25th birthday, so I'm only delaying the inevitable decline and will never get big

>>and will never get big

the day you start lifting is the day you will forever be small

>buy a stringer
>"Can I still pull this off?"

>focus on cardio
>nobody cares about muscles right?
>I'll buy some leggings and shoes that make me look like a clown wearing them
>rob said they were perfect
>*grows out beard*

jokes on you faggots 30 years old is the perfect age for men. young enough to still fuck 20 year olds and old enough to fuck hot 40 year olds. that superior fucking feel when your career is hitting stride and you are making enough money to own your own place and dont have to worry about how much you have to spend on alcohol, taking girls out on dates, or buying whatever shit you want to buy. you have the aesthetics to attract the girls you really want, AND the money to keep her around once you get the pussy. all the while laughing at these college faggots who dont have a fucking cent to their name; theyre actually negative cuz their in debt bc of student loans. women always like to date older men than them and nothings gettng that pussy wet like a fat 401k. being in college still is like being a manlet in the financial and career world. being 30 you have literally been grinding since graduation and now its time to reap your rewards: the best of both worlds, girls of all ages and aesthetics and money combined. full grassroots confidence because you dont have to fake ANYTHING, or rely on some gimmick or quirk about yourself to make you feel special; you are just straight up better than everyone else. 30 is the age of chad

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>When I was your age we only had a radio at the gym to listen some Rosevelt speeches

>doc says dumbbells are better for my joints
>activates more "stabilizers" it somesuch nonsense
>I turned 30 yesterday, I don't understand all that medical jargon

>oldie trying to derail thread because it's too real

>human resources is a smart career path
Serious question why is every 21 year old roastie uni graduate looking for a job in human resources?

Keep it up your gonna learn the hard way you little fuck!

that's just factually incorrect lmao, test levels peak and then start dropping early to mid 30s

>37-39

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And I'm sure you bought your house with cash. No loans there!

>mumbo jumbo

it's most likely the biggest non-job ever created

I would like to know the secret to this as well.

In my day the music played over the speakers was from the radio.
Now it's some kinda new fangled walkman or telewebinets or something

rollin

t.

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This meme is so retarded.

But 30 years old is not even old, it's still very young, why is this a meme now?

Is it like making fun of 5'9 guys by saying they're short while they're average?

does everyone elses gym have that one indian who comes to the gym in jeans?

>LITERALLY lived in 2 different centuries
>Not old
lel

Well one appeared in my gym recently, and I'm in the goddamn Russia.

its almost as if their bodies produced the sweat that is in that towel and the towel has some sort of liquid retention capabilities to its fibers. but surely, towels will wet the machines much more than their leaking bodies.

The best part about this meme is you can immediately identify all the ancient 30+ year olds on Jow Forums because they can't help but criticise it

Forced overtime wont let me workout

brings wrapped sandwiches in plastic to the gym and eats them in between sets
>"You can't go hitting the engine unless your fueled up son"

How about the 30 year old that didn't lift a weight until he was 29 and now he's the gym expert

People of the old formation just can't keep up with jolly 4chins banter. I guess they'd better be off to facebook.

in fact the 30y olds of today have even lived in 2 millenia. kek

You kids need to learn to respect your elders. You have no idea how hard working out used to be.

>tfw telegraph broke
>tfw had to ask for a spotter via smoke signal
>Native Americans followed the signal and raided the gym
>scalped the receptionist and stole all my gains for the week

>Hurry the fuck up you little bitch I have to get to work and do something with my life other than you.

t-thanks dad....

>When grandpa wears basketball shorts to the gym

This is the funniest this meme has gotten. I think that's pretty much the peak considering how dumb it is.

authentic dad humor, this guy is legit over 30

Things twenty years old say
>refer to their parents as room mates
>Take up hiking because they can't afford to take real vacations
>scared of women and irrationally insecure so they lose women their own age to balding thirty year olds
>take anti depressents because they can't confront the root of their depression
>wear tank tops so narrow their nipples hang out both sides
>wear compression pants
>walk around with a gallon jug of water
>can't leave their fucking phones in their locker
>afraid to get naked in the locker room
>Overall not well put together so they like slobs with pizza faces

DDD-ELETE THIS!!!

8/10 old man, should've said something about picking ourselves up by our bootstraps though

>itt the same retard 12 year old keeps same fag replying to himself to push this garbage meme cause his brother finger fucked him and so did his uncle a d his father and his coach and his mother's boyfriend and his mother's boyfriends son and his friends, so now he thinks every one a hair older than him wants to rape him cause it's the only thing he's good for and this is where he chooses to lash out.

100% sage you retarded fucking rape doll.

>30 year old enters gym
>trash cans full of banana peels
>"health food"

>>"you know kid I used to bench 225 for singles too when I was your age"
>>proceeds to bench 315 for reps

20 year olds who don't have the financial success and stability of 30 year olds are tired of getting cucked by them so are trying to break them down psychologically to destroy their confidence so they quit stealing all their women.

The internet is a crazy place.

>imagine being 30+ and having to justify yourself on a mongolian basket weaving forum because your ego is so damaged

I actually feel bad for you

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>Take up hiking because they can't afford to take real vacations
Okay this one hurt

How do you go from fighting in Vietnam to baiting on a Vietnamese underwater basketweaving forum, old man?

At least we can physically go hiking without our artificial knees giving out

Same way I'm trying to figure out how that parrot I fucked once drunk on R&R in Thailand not only had a child but how it got on Jow Forums.

>That 30y old who finishes his workout in under an hour because time is precious

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>>imagine being 30- and having to justify yourself on a mongolian basket weaving forum because your ego is so damaged

wat?
i thought test was highest during puberty like 16yo

Things 30 year olds do in the gym
>wear basketball shorts
>get injured playing pickup basketball
>play racquetball
>use the sauna
>dye their hair to hide to the gray
>clean the equipment after they use it
>afraid to check themselves out in the mirror
>use the water fountain between sets
>wears wrist, elbow, and or knee wraps
>doesn't deadlift because it hurts his back

>that 25yo who works out for 2+ hours a day becasue his life is totally empty becasue if he talks to a woman hell be arrested for rape and his masters degree in a practical subject is useless due to outsourcing so his job involves a paper hat

ROllan

Based "that 30 year old who goes to the gym" poster

Im 23 and I approve this message lol

>that 20 year old who posts his selfies on Instagram for his 87 followers

20 year olds...

>be in an enormous amount of debt, because they think their degree will make them rich
>too young to understand that it's all about social circles
>friends aren't loyal, they're just people you drink and do drugs with
>cannot understand why women are going for established men; too young to realize that women are looking to nest and a man's body only goes so far
>uses drugs, alcohol, anti-depressants to deal with their absolute lack of being able to be comfortable with himself
>too shy and or socially awkward to approach women, because he thinks every failure actually matters
>too broke to do what he wants, has to strategically make choices, so that rent can be paid on time
>OMG my hair is thinning

30 is an interesting time. Your body hasn't completely failed, but you've so much more knowledge and experience that you're able to do whatever you choose.

>that 30y old who still uses facebook instead of insta/snapchat

get with the times gramps

DELETE THIS

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>dye their hair to hide to the gray
I got gray ones at 28

>that 20 something year old who's staying natural

>Things people under 30 say at the gym

>If you like this lift, share and subscribe.
>Speaks in green text in real life.
>Wears barbell brigade clothing when 1 plate deadlifting
>Showers with shorts on.

Haha theres this guy at my gym who is literally at least 30 years old. Last time I diddlied about three fiddy he came over telling me I shouldn‘t do this heavy, I will mess up my back. Said he did lift that much when he was young and now has problems. Obviously never did, he weighs about half as much as me lol

>that 50 year old that complains his kids are useless adults and shirks any responsibility for how they turned out

He probably did. 350 is bitchweight.

>That 30y old who does No fap in the hopes that he can get boners again

>That 30 year old that does no fap because he has no choice

>barbell brigade
by all reports those guys are total pieces of shit and the actual BB gym is falling apart. all the plates and barbells are fucked and they keep good ones locked in staff areas for video use only

Test levels are one thing, the biggest thing is it can take years of hard training to start reaching your maximal potential. Look at the top level bodybuilders.

motherfucker, even motherfucking Rasputin managed 4 plates after 3 years. and he had literal low test from the start

That sucks. I've heard Bart Kwan is generally a chill dude. It's sad to see his gym go to shit. Seems like he's dumping all his money into the "brand" instead of back into the gym.

joke's on you, i have a gym at home.

Being 30 is actually great mainly because you're no longer poor.

three fiddy is not 350lbs, old man

roll

MFW. I turned 30 3 days ago and fucked an 19yo fit qt3.14 cheerleader the day before and the day of and then sent her ass back to college.

Rolle

I‘m 23 and make 3000€ netto per month, I‘m not really poor