Momscience hate thread

Momscience hate thread

Attached: 1522218529818.jpg (736x618, 45K)

wouldn't chicken also count as high protein meat?

Enjoy your heart disease MEAT-KEK hahahahah
Go get your blood pressure measured and come back to us

I'm working out right now, hence why it says it's higher than my average
Stay mad, vegcuck. Veganism is momscience

Attached: IMG_20180404_125406338.jpg (3120x4160, 3.48M)

Showing resting heart rate and BP then come back, buddy. 133/84 is literally what old men at the hospital have where I work

>thinking we are vegans
KEK

>move the goalposts!
No, I put in enough effort responding to your shitty bait. Move on

Scared? Maybe you need some BP meds buddy hahaha. Or try not eating cholesterol and animal fat? My 120/60 blood pressure doesn't need tortured corpses to be healthy hahahah

Attached: 1507824680463.png (500x381, 224K)

oh man i'm craving nitrogen so bad right now

Ignore

>hahahaha

What happened to this place?

The gluten shit is the ultimate momscience. The kind of mom that asks if there's gluten free pizza at a birthday party after she drops her off her kid from her SUV

Shitty bait

Vegans getting angry is soooooo satisfying to me.

>says ignore in a post
Great job, buddy....You seem frightened...Suddenly, are the screams of those little animals coming back to you? Show them you're sorry by giving up meat and dairy, perhaps...Your body will thank you, and you will make spiritual gains

What exactly is hateworthy with this image? Even if it's wrong, eating high protein meat and vegetables is better than eating chocolate.

The ends justifying the means using disinformation is never okay

Probably just as satisfying as the feeling he feels when you fall for his obvious bait.

>eat 1-2lbs of meat a day + dairy and eggs
>average BP is 100/60
>average heart rate is 65-ish
>cholesterol is perfect

This is at 230lbs and on tren too lmao. Stay cucked veggie boy.

Attached: smug kid.jpg (640x640, 59K)

Hard to believe, user. Very hard.

>what you're craving: bread
>what you need: meat
How about you just fucking eat bread

What really bothers me about this image is it assumes the body never just just wants carbs, fat, sodium or protein.

>not posting the dick grab edit
Unacceptable

When I was banned from posting here (without explanation) I went to the leddit and said something about counting macros being mom science and I got a shit ton of downvotes. When I saw the downvotes I was confused. I didn't use any c*ss words and didn't say anything bad about bl*cks so why the hate? A few hours later a girl (female) responded to my post saying that what I said was offensive because I used "mom science" which is insulting to all the "female scientists with kids".

So now you know

Attached: daQvMWG.jpg (1458x1944, 236K)

My favorite momscience is moms feeding their kids baby formula because they’re too lazy to breastfeed

Fixed

Attached: this is accurate.jpg (736x618, 74K)

>ketocucks
Stop shilling your meme diet.

FFixed

Attached: this is accurater.png (733x618, 337K)

>i-im working out now! it's t-totally lower i swear!
Uh huh.

You do realize what the phrase "momscience hate" means right? OP means that image is retarded, and so are you apparently

that kid is in the happiest place on earth

BIG BAVARIAN COCK

> lift 3x a week
> run 3x a week
> eats loads of fiber, fish oil
> healthy weight (6’2” 180lbs)
> 140/90 BP when resting, sometimes higher

Am I doomed?

Attached: snek.jpg (768x645, 49K)

BP is a meme if you're under 40 and have a healthy weight. Anyone who disagrees is a momscientist

Attached: braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap.png (800x469, 518K)

Fixed

Attached: 123123.jpg (736x618, 78K)

You're fine bud.

>Young.
>Physically active.
>Lean.
>High-blood pressure.

Good lord. At least talk about how meat causes cancer and shit. You are in a board filled with 20-year-olds who squat 3 times a week. Do you really think we are worried about heart problems or something?

Attached: bw.jpg (1200x1000, 174K)

Got a few from various people. Ironically all women.
>high school history teacher (she was about 28, did crossfit) told me and my gymbro that protein shakes make your dick shrink when we were like 16
>same teacher told me that she knew a guy who "took protein" once, she said that his shoulders got so big that he couldn't try his shoe laces.

>be me
>17
>having a protons shake before going to bed
>mum comes into kitchen
>"user is that a protein shake? You're gonna be up all night"
>wat

>me and gymbro(18 now) worked in a factory over the summer, June - September
>bro told me he was having a shake on his break
>fat landmass pipes up from across the room whilst stuffing her face with cake
>"i don't know how you can drink those things, don't they make your balls shrink?"

Got some more but these are the standout ones, gave me a good chuckle

Attached: 1521978637313.jpg (639x631, 68K)

Enjoy shooting up youtube

I know and I don't give a shit

Attached: FB_IMG_1522744036996.jpg (1080x1234, 72K)

I don't understand how so many people confuse protein with steroids, but they fucking do.

I know right. Severe autism.

Wait is this legit or is it an example of mom science

Right because the all meat diets of the inuit is giving them heart disease right
based

>Sallty foods
info graphic discarded

Attached: 1514602565360.jpg (900x729, 67K)