D-did I make it, Jow Forums? I’m loook pretty DYEL too

D-did I make it, Jow Forums? I’m loook pretty DYEL too

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Penor in vagoo gogogo

"Are you into interspecies erotica? Pls respond"

Post pics senpai

"Show bobbies you cheeky little rascal"

This

and rolling for
>Lexie sounds like a porn star.

>fat chicks

dude...

Yours too but that's because I thought the Schwarzchild radius was an upper limit.

this is perfect btw

Roll

“Can I watch you while you fuck my black friend? Pls respond.”

kek rolling

>fat
You need some glasses?

If she saw you were a faggot that leaves his phone uncharged it would be over

rolllllll

Send her this:

>Hey Chad, can't stop thinking about that kiss you gave me in the men's shower room. It's making me question a lot of things about myself. I know I asked for some time to think about it, but that's the problem: I can't stop thinking about it. If only I had let your kiss last a moment longer, if only I didn't stop your thick, muscular hand from running down my sweaty gym shorts, if I had only let it go a bit further, then maybe I wouldn't be lonely in my bed tossing and turning, unable to sleep. I guess you're asleep right now, you're funny that way sleeping all the time. But I just can't sleep thinking about it. Please message me when you get up. Nighty night big guy.

Then follow it up with a:
>"sorry wrong send"

And then act like it never happened.

A better picture. The fuck should I say?

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Also me, pls no bully

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First glance, I thought that was a mug shot.

you would definently be dating under, but theres no shame in smashing and dashing

Shes 19 though
Your 32 bruv!

That's not DYEL you idiot you're absolutely top tier by normie standards. Natty?

You dont look DYEL probably just have body dysmorphia

Tell her that you will give her the ol' lickeroo

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And your body will be in pieces when I'm done with you;)

OP better deliver for these trips

Anti anorexic
Fucking idiot
Send her this
>"I eat more pussy then a vampire waking in a fully staffed nunary. I once powered an entire town in Guatemala by hooking a lead wire to my jaw and eating pussy. I once ate so much pussy I ate the president's, Regan, wife's pussy and was sent to prison. There I couldnt eat pussy but kept my amazing skills by closing my eyes and pretending. I'm gonna be there in 5 minutes to do guess what? Take you out and have a wonderful romantic date."

Perfect.

That's tragic but I kek'd

Thanks

I’m 22 though :\

Natty. Only been lifting six months so I consider myself DYEL. Guess working construction plus nordic skiing gave me a good starting base?

She looks kinda bland and like she will be ugly in a few years

You've geared up haven't you pal!
You've got that, ive aged 10 years in the last couple of years due to gear look going on!

whats your workout routine like?

Sounds like you're speaking from experience.

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>Guess working construction plus nordic skiing gave me a good starting base?

Probably. People tend to discount how important a good starting base is.

American women are sluts.

Why does fit shill Starting Strength instead of Starting Base?

I'm pounding a 21 yr old and I'm 37. 16 yr gap ftw