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Probably 20, at some party, I was meeting some friends from highschool, one girl had her sister staying over. Fat hambeast but not quite obese. I have actually known her before (was in similar situation many years before, party, getting drunk then doing stupid shit like tryig to kiss a fat chick when no other would let me do that to her, so tldr I ghosted here before), so fuck, pretending like this happened many years ago and I dont care/dont remember, getting drunk, drinking way too much, fucking hambeast on a sofa in one corner of living room, butt naked, I think living room connected kitchen and some other rooms so several times peopld were just passing us, I was so drunk I didnt care, my dick hardly got erect and I think I was having trouble putting it in a hole surrounded by flabs of fat. It was absolutety disgusting, good thing I had a flight in the morning so I HAD to go, I couldnt look my friends in the eye and they they also kept their eyes down. Ghosted the hambeast again, this time for good. Also quit drinking.

I was 18, under te influence of MDMA, Cocaïne, weed, alcohol, speed and a lot of GHB.

It lasted 3 seconds. She told me 'this is the fastest i ever seen someone come' i fell asleep and the drugs made me numb. Didn't give a fuck.

I banged her that week a couple more times to make up for it.

About 17-18 with my first gf. Nothing special, at first it was kinda awkward like most, did hurt her the first times. After that it was great most of the time

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Started talking to this one girl after a college party last year, we were both drunk. She asked for my snapchat, we parted ways, but kept in touch. A little while later we got drunk again together and hooked up in the dorms because I had a double room to myself and she lived on the same floor. Happened a couple more times after that, but she transferred to a different school so once summer hit we were pretty much done but it was fun while it lasted.

>tfw live in a country where you can't find an attractive girl over 16 who hasn't slept with at least 5 guys
>made out with 15-yearold foreign exchange girl in hopes of finding a virginal gf but she reeks of slutiness and is ghosting me

Kinda wanna end it all

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kissed an uber driver out of desperation lol, had a panic attack and my memory blocked it out for 2 days, took me a week to process it happened and 2 weeks to pretend it never happened.

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Which country?

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In the back of a 2009 Grand Cherokee SRT8 in the parking lot of an abandoned movie theater on November 18th, 2016 at approximately 8:00pm. It was great but really cold.

23. 2 months ago

>Used to be 400 lbs 6 feet tall
>cut to about 200 by the end of last year
>try tinder for a long time but girls never wanted to meet
>eventually have sex with one
>dick barely works because nervous, barely hard enough to fuck

she was nice tho, we are friends now. haven't fucked since then tho but i have fucked another girl

still never came from sex because i jack it too much

Like ... against their will?

Got my first taste of pussy at 14 at a co-ed sleep over.
Didn't actually nut though. She did multiple times, or she was very very good at faking it at 12.
She kicked me off of her rolled over and fell asleep. LONG before I could actually shoot my load. Was fun.

I didn't actually cum during sex until I was 18. MILF called me over out of the blue and asked for some cock. She wasn't pretty, but the pussy was tight and she was needy.
I banged her like I wanted to split her in two, I didn't give a fuck if I hurt her cunt I wanted to nut.
She came hard and wanted to kiss, she caught me as I was in the middle of having my first pnv nut and kiss raped me. Fucked her a few minutes after that and a few more times then left.

Felt great, but the overall experience was terrible and I wish I had waited.

Sweden, and no. I'm not an arab, or black.

25 and never done it.
Stopped caring years ago.

it's the same everywhere, user.

people are sluts, you need to accept it and not be a baby about it. fuck and truck, avoid stds and babies, maybe one day when you've fucked enough sluts some girl will come along who is for you only.

Achieved penetration at 9 years old with a 13 year old girl but doesnt count as i didnt even realise what i was doing. Next time was at 20, 2 hours of continuous sex and in the end i had to fake an orgasm while she got 2. With time i realised only certain positions will get me off when im wearing a rubber and it still takes me minimum half hour if i wear one fml. The "quickscope virgin cumshot" meme is fake

Kek i get the same when wearing a condom

>so when'd you first "Do it"
never

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17 with gf of 2 months. She was 19

Unironically in the gym

Go to a small gym in a rural town and began seeing this chick around the same time as me. One night she butted into a conversation I was having with a friend, not so subtly hitting on me. Few days later she asks him for my number when I wasn't there.

She texts me, asks me out for drinks thinking I'm mid 20s (was 19) at the time. Was complete socialphobe incel throughout high school, and this was literally the first conversation I ever had with a female. Had to take a bunch of phenibut before the date (first of my life). Amazing night out, ends with us making out under the stars on top of a mountain.

Few nights later she comes into the gym. We're the only ones in building (it's 11pm). She texts me and tells me to come into the girl's locker room. Go in and fuck her inside the shower stall.

The first time you do it with your new qt gf it's usually not going to be the best experience.

It's still going to be awesome, it'll feel amazing new and exciting... However, once you get to know each others bodies down the road and you compare the sex later on to the first time, it's never really a close comparison, the sex later on will always be more satisfying.

However, nothing really beats that new giddy feeling you two are going to have during the first time. Nothing but smiles, nothing but excitment and overall just a great experience.

OFC this is assuming you don't have any issues, like nervousness (not being able to get it up) or too excited that you're going to bust in like 5 seconds. Just don't put too much pressure on yourself and learn to live in the moment and enjoy it for what it is. Two people expressing love for each other.

Now if you're talking about just banging some random hoe in a club as your first time, I don't know because I don't really have casual sex. I've always had sex with gfs and to me sex is something that should mean something.

Use a condom until you really trust the chick. Don't want STDs or worse to get her preggers.

>Unironically in the gym

That would pretty much be considered ironic, like you can't really say unironically at that point.

I first lifted a barbell last September. It was good. I am making gainz.

Honestly man, it's hard to believe at 14 and the girl being 12, you getting her off multiple times and knowing this lol...

Not to mention 18 year old you getting a milf off considering you were probably inexperienced as fuck.

Like, I wouldn't be surprised if you're still a virgin because it doesn't seem like you have a grasp on what sex really is like. At 14 even if you "shot" your load it would have probably been a blank lol, you wouldn't have even hit puberty yet.

lol youre right, I'm so used to use unironically on another board (biz) that it was just automatic

i was 16 on her couch parents weren't home but her older brother was upstairs

i put the rubber on and she climbed on top with her shirt still on but no pants i remember thinking her ass is so soft as i was grabbing it

anyway she fucked me for like a minute and i nutted

it wasn't that awkward or anything since we were a couple so we were really comfortable

I was agreeing with your post until

> At 14 even if you "shot" your load it would have probably been a blank lol, you wouldn't have even hit puberty yet.

Men often hit puberty WELL before 14. Not hitting puberty until 14 would make you a late bloomer.

cringe retard

>be early twenties
>Recently circumcised due to phimosis (but fully healed)
>Go home with qt girl
>Can't get it up (ecstasy/drinks)
>See her again a few times
>Finally end up sleeping together
>Cum v. Quick
>Felt v. Good, but immediately thought 'what was I so worried about/well that wasn't a big as a deal as I'd built it up to be'

Sometime later she asked if I'd been a cirgin before her - I lied and said no. Shecl became my gf for almost a year then split up with me. We weren't a good match I agree.

She loved having me cum inside her desu, was hot. Still cum too quickly smdh.

I'm ashamed but I was pretty fat at 18 and had low confidence. I fucked a whore (not even good looking desu). Now 24, dropped fat from 285lbs to 195lbs. Have 8 notches, only 1 LTR. Mostly tinder sloots. Also have this tiny filipino chick that I treat like total shit but she keeps coming back and wants that D.

With my highschool sweetheart. She blew me first, got hard. Then started with her ontop, start thinking about the guys she’s been fucking since she was twelve years old (she was 16 and I was 17 when we started going out) and I start to get soft. She blows me again to get me hard, rinse and repeat about four more times until we run out of time and have to stop.

The next time I fuck her like an animal, but I was just so mad that this girl I had invested so much in was such a whore for so long before we met.

>nervousness
>can't get it up
this happens to me for the first month or so with every new gf.
gotta be super comfortable with her before I can enjoy myself and stay hard, sometimes I'll take a Viagra and it'll hurry the process,.
I am getting really good at eating them out though, so far I've never had a girl complain about no sex during the time it takes for me to get comfortable

I hit puberty when I was 13

Got a blowjob in the unisex bathroom at my dorm from a girl I met off of yikyak

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Haven’t had sex, was offered a blowjob from a chick on a dating app and said fuck it. Explained that I didn’t want sex though, she was understanding. First time kissing or even touching a boob, was pretty fun. Messed around in the bed for 4 hours and slept with her. Wasn’t awkward at all actually, grateful she taught me what she did. Not a bad time

Did you get taller when you lost weight?
My friend is 5'7" and he's been cutting weight. His heaviest was roughly 300lbs. and he's cut about 40lbs. off. I'm asking b/c his doctor told him that he may gain some height after weight-loss. I'm not sure if that's his doc trying to motivate him further or if he said that as some sort of a manlet cope.

Some slut (didn't know at the time) when I was 19. Was going to drink with buddies and she showed up later after I was slaughtered. I had beer goggles and 2 weeks nofap so went for her. Made out and shit and sucked titty. First everything for me. Drinking with buddies 2 weeks later and she was all over me. I was twice as drunk as before and tried to smash. Had whiskey dick, so just fell asleep and woke her up 2 hours later to fuck. I couldn't feel shit and I fingered her ass cause she asked. Was very hard for me to cum, but she said it was her best ever. Got her snap then and then like a week later I realized how fucking ugly she was. I regret it and felt bad cause I put in work for my body and could do better and some ugly thot gets my prime dick just cause she asked.

He's 19 btw. I told him that at 18, people usually stop growing, but he keeps going on about it.

Yeah right we all believe you friend.

>"...and everyone clapped."

We were both sixteen. We had this weird perception that we had to wait till we'd been dating for 3 months - I think our mutual friend had told us that was an appropriate amount of time. Before that, lots of hand jobs and fingering and dry humping. Doesn't count.

3 months comes. Her bed had been broken so it was just a mattress on the floor now. Didn't have a condom and I'd never used one. I fucked her anyway. She came a few times. I lasted about 20 minutes then came on her stomach. She thanked me for pulling out.

We cuddle for an hour then fuck again. And again. After the 3rd time I say
>we've definitely gotta get the morning after pill now
She stares at me like I'm retarded.

>mfw if I'd had sex twice with a girl as oblivious as I was I'd probably be a dad

She was a bit of a chub but legit used to cum over and over again. She used to deepthroat me while I came. One of the least attractive girls I've boned but damn I miss those days

fucked my first gf while hammered with a semi when i was 17 and it was shit, that was when i learned i get hardcore whiskey dick

my erection is fine when sober but drunk sex is pretty much a no go for me unless im just buzzed, so i can't pick up thots for one night stands

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It's garbage anyway. The first fuck is always the worst. I get off seeing a girl get off and it takes a little while to learn what they like

You're kidding right, have you ever seen the size of 14 year olds? Girls are the ones that hit around 12-14 guys will hit around 16-18 and late bloomers at the dudes in college just hitting it.

ppl grow up to ~22 yrs old. I have a friend whose dad was 6'2 and he was 5'6 till he was 21 and then he grew 5 inches in 1 years

22 y/o for height? Really? I thought bones usually fuse from 17-19. 22 seems a bit old.

horsecock

Valentine’s Day senior year of high school. My wrestling season had ended early due to a separated shoulder, but since I was captain I hung around while the team got ready for the state tournament. I got a text from a girl I’d been friends with since eighth grade, who had told me multiple times during the school year that she intended to take my vCard. I somehow didn’t spill my spaghetti and managed to work it in the conversation. Left practice, drove to her house, and drove to a secluded neighborhood that was still being developed. It wasn’t great but considering the circumstances it was thrilling. We ended up having sex several times before going off to college. We always talked as friends and made sexual banter with each other, but outside of a few casual encounters it never went anywhere.

Haven’t seen her in a while since we live in different parts of the country, but I’ll be in her city in a few weeks. Pretty excited to see her but for some reason nervous that I might fuck things up

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Also, his dad is like 5'8" and his mom is maybe an inch or two shorter.

>guys will hit around 16-18 and late bloomers at the dudes in college just hitting it.

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most underrated post

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>We cuddle for an hour then fuck again. And again. After the 3rd time I say
>>we've definitely gotta get the morning after pill now
>She stares at me like I'm retarded.
>>mfw if I'd had sex twice with a girl as oblivious as I was I'd probably be a dad
what?

>be freshman in hs
>on cross country team
>sometimes do co-ed practices with the girl's team
>smack dab in the "random boners" phase of life
>running in trails behind high school
>randomboner.png
>keep running, dick bouncing around in running shorts
>captain see boner, pushes me off the trail
>girls team coming up behind us, i'm bent over pretending to stretch while I wait for boner to go away
>ugly-but-sorta-cute girl who wears the athletic glasses sees me
>just stares at my dick, keeps looking back
>2-3 mins pass, I start running again
>butterface is running back my way
>stops and grabs my now semi-hard dick
>pulls me into trees off the trail
>stroking me over running shorts, feels good
>gets down and blows me a little, braces don't feel good
>pulls her shorts down and backs her ass into me and lines my dick up to her pussy
>super wet, super hairy
>unsure but like I'm 13 and this junior is trying to fuck me so just stand there
>rides my dick hard, pushing me into the tree, bark is all scratchy on my ass
>thisfeelsreallygood.png
>starts slapping her own ass, rubbing clit like crazy
>lets out this really low animal groan, like a water buffalo grunt
>"GIVE...gnwwwwww..ME.....gnrrow...YOUR..CUM
>still kind of confused, dick feels good tho
>feels like I have to pee, panic
>pull out, she kneels and start jerking me off hard, doesn't feel good
>GIVE IT TO ME
>think she means the piss, so I'm like alright
>feel the build up
>wait fuck this isn't right
>cum for the first time in my life, buckets
>splashes all over her athletic glasses and face
>she wipes it all up with her fingers, eats it
>wipes her hands on my shorts
>runs away

And that's how you get a fetish.

I thought pulling out twice was a good enough method of birth control. And y'know maybe it would've been but I was exactly the kind of person who would throw their life away because they're too socially awkward to pick up emergency contraception

i-it'll happen, right?

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later
>still confused but realize I had sex, so confident
>go back to locker room
>"user wtf..did you jerk off on the trail?"
>shorts covered in dried cum
>"n.noo, it was..."
>"dude that's fucking weird, do that shit at home"
>"shut the fuck up..it wasn't me"
>realize no one will believe me
>was the "jerks off in the woods" guy for like two years
>girl who took my v-card ended up doing a "Burn Book" sort of thing on Facebook and said she took my virginity in the woods
>get rotor cuff injury from all the high fives

When I was 19. I fucked some guy's wife through Craigslist out of sheer desperation. I actually kind of got lucky, because besides the whole screwing people from Craigslist thing, they were p normal and down to earth. She was in her early 30s, very cute.
I'm kind of disappointed that's how I lost it, but I'm sure people have had it worse.

God damn - that's one hell of a first time if legit

So what you're telling me is that you thought a girl could get pregnant by cumming on her stomach?

Do you still think this?

absolutely legendary if true

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This cute girl on my hall at Uni jumped my bones after a night of drinking and dancing. I knew she was into me but I was 20 and a chickenshit so I didn't dare make a move.
She literally heaved me through my door on the way past and tore me out of my clothes and we fucked on and off for a few hours.

It was actually quite awkward and I had whiskey dick pretty bad. Shame because now in that situation I'd have fucked the ever loving shit out of her, she was lovely.

Found out a few days later that she hadn't actually broken up with her chode boyfriend and had cheated on him with me without my knowledge. I didn't feel bad, he was a total prick and I enjoyed it when he came round knowing that I'd had his girlfriend of two years spread wide on my bare cock. Maybe he had some idea because of the shit eating grins I kept throwing him but oh well.

For years after that I still only got laid when a girl was willing to force herself on me. Don't be a pussy lads, just go up to girls and say hello once in a while, you'd be surprised.

Got drunk, fucked some random slut I had just met that night IN the hot tub. Never talked to her again. She gave me chlamydia.

GREAT FIRST TIME

18 year old kv here. If i still havnt lost my v card after the first year of uni i'm actually going to kill myself

It's ok buddy, we have each other

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>TFW 19 and the furthest I've gotten is making out once

If I don't lose it by the end of thjs year I'll just fuck some fat thot on tinder to get it over with

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>She gave me chlamydia.
This is why I will abstain for the rest of my life

Why did I read this thread, now I feel depressed again. Never got to fool around as a teen and now as 25 still can't talk to girls or get new friends.
Paid to hooker to get rid of v-card, not much to say from that.

>mentions weird ritualistic sex on a v-card thread
>"I-I don't want to talk about it you guise (please ask me about it)"

Just post the GT you faggot

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>Don't be a pussy lads, just go up to girls and say hello once in a while, you'd be surprised
"if only, if only", the woodpecker sighs...

answer him, faggot

i was 26
i couldn't get it up
in the morning i was rick hard and they rode me

getting jew'd instead of a little cut. ya fucked up bro

i'm 23

should i just pay a hooker to take it? i've this weird honor sense that it would be admitting defeat, but at the same time i would get to ask her to teach me how to actually fuck

It's definitely possible if you're having sex often. I've seen studies which claim 5-20% pregnancy rate over a year. But I was a stupid kid so the odds weren't in my favour. Could easily have fucked it up. It was 10 years ago so I don't remember.

First time was when I was 19, it was someone I liked for a bit and we’ve been hanging out beforehand. Honestly the first time was meh, maybe because it was in a hot tub. The first time having sex while starting a relationship though is a whole different story.

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Do you not believe us? I busted my first nut in like 6th grade

>TFW grew up as a fat lonely kid that played MMOs and other online games 24/7 while in highschool
>no friends, especially no gf
>fast forward
>currently in University, lost a lot of weight am currently getting fit
>got called handsome multiple times by girls
>female friend was legit surprised when she found out that I'm a KHV
I want a gf but my lack of social skills are legit on the level of a 12 years old kid with down syndrome. Its ridiculous how bad I am with women, its not even social anxiety because I learned how to overcome it.
Here's something that happened couple of weeks ago:
>be me at something resembling a party
>girl goes to me
>flirts with me, tells me I'm hot and that we should get out and spend some time alone
>I stare at her a good 5 seconds without saying a word
>say "thank you" and go back to get myself some more snacks
>see her holding back tears and walking out of the party
What is wrong with me?

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21 and not "done it" yet. i'm super religious and really want to wait till im married. it just does not look like there are any women who want to be housewives. its gonna be a long road ahead get depressed from time to time but gotta stay strong.

if i had the money i would probably pay a decent hooker to teach me the best way to have sex; it'd be really fun too. Granted it may be a bit awkward, or even more expensive, but it would probably help in the long run.

i'd say do it, its not like you're some fat old geaser so she won't despise the idea, but make sure it's one thats older than you.

Holy fuck user I’m sorry

>waiting for marriage
You're not getting laid with that attitude

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it's a challenging time, brother

hold in there

>>flirts with me, tells me I'm hot and that we should get out and spend some time alone
>>I stare at her a good 5 seconds without saying a word
>>say "thank you" and go back to get myself some more snacks
>>see her holding back tears and walking out of the party
Oh man

;_; same.

Almost there...

I told myself the same thing 6 years ago.
Don't get your hopes up.

>Thank you

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Last year i was best man to a great friend of mine, both him and his wife are extremely religious and they married virgins. He was 23 and she was 18 tho, so you gotta go to a non whore house church and pick one fast

Hired a half spic prostitute off Craigslist when I was 22. Met in a shit motel at midnight in the ghetto with flip flops and basketball shorts

Couldn't stay hard because condoms are suffocating and desensitized dick from fapping. Never came. Then we watched sponge bob

She said it was nice to have a guy with a good body and big dick. I'm DYEL and only 6 x5.5 so she was lying fuck that bitch and her fake mires

came in 15 seconds and kept going for a few minutes with a semi chub to try and hide my shame

Honestly that was the easiest std I ever got.

HPV and HSV aren't curable. Oh well I don't have symptoms at all so fuck the police.