/mhg/ - Manhood General

What are some things that a boy must have accomplished to be considered a man?
To be honest, if you're over the age of 17 and still a virgin, you've already failed at manhood.
I know it sounds harsh, but it's true.

What are some other rites of initiation that must be completed to earn the right to be called a man?

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3/4/5/6
Sorry it's the truth

This poster roids or is a fatboy

Make eye contact, firm hand shakes, walk straight with your head up and it all boils down to doing what you HAVE to all the time and doing what you want to do inbetween. Every other lesson must be taught by fucking up and learning from experience.

Changed a tire
Knows how to use basic tools (drill, soldering iron, etc)
Cooked on the grill
Been in a fist fight
Drank whiskey straight
Wrote a song
Camped
Built a fire
Volunteered at a hospital

>What are some other rites of initiation that must be completed to earn the right to be called a man?
being your own absolute center of reality

t.literalchild
It's okay son. One day I'm sure you'll be a man

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I'd say that losing your virginity is the only rite of passage into becoming a man. Saying you have to lift a certain amount is cope because for that you'd have to gymcel and the vast majority of men throughout history didn't lift weights. I wanted to say things like "get a car" or "get a job" but these are also cope in the end.

>starts a thread called manhood general
>peterson picture

you've already failed tremendously

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>Live on your own
>Lift 1/2/3/4
>Don't be a manchild

Did you just list things you've done personally? A Man is about being not doing.

Absolutely
B L O A T A S T I C A L

Which is it? Roider or fatass?

Lifting for more than a year is what it's called.

No I listed cool manly shit that's still pretty basic. I agree that it's more a state of being, but you get to that state of being more easily having done certain things

>not realizing it's JUSTin peterson
lurk more my son

If you haven't had a girlfriend by the age of 20 you missed out on teenage love and will never truly be a man with the lessons and memories of innocent love.

You might as well kys.

agreed

You have to LIVE IT

Kissed a girl
Shot a gun
Got into a fight and walked away victorious
Cooked a good meal
Built/made something useful without help

How do I become manly enough for my possibly future wife?

>Be 21
>work minimum wage at a shitty pancake place
>meet a girl there and take her to gym
>We become a couple after a few months
>She always dreams of having children,
but is also studying to be a surgeon at university
while I've dropped college for a third time in a row

I've been blessed to grab the girl of my dreams, but I feel so insecure about the future.
My biggest fear is she'll increase in value while I decrease and stagnate.
I know the right thing is to work hard and knuckle down, but that only helps so far.

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When I mean Manly i mean as in maintain the frame of an independent man who is reliable.

>I've been blessed to grab the girl of my dreams
just because she's the first girl you spoke to doesn't make her the girl of your drams you fag lol.
you already failed by asking 4chins for relationship advice.

game over.

I've had 5 girl friends in the past, all were immature flings. I chose this girl because she is smart, respectable and mature.
Ironically best advice I've ever gotten from Jow Forums.

>5 girlfriends by 21
jfc how many times were you dumped you cuck?

You sound pretty jealous m8.

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way to avoid the question, "m8",

>Asks for advice on how to becom manly
>Anime poster
Lol

this list is basically
>have anal sex with a man

I’m a man.

>Girlfriend
>Private equity
>Sports leagues
>Philanthropy
>Ivy education
>Fit
>Charisma
>Social capital

I have it all... it’s nice and all but I used to be kinda NEETish and it’s not that much better except for having good mental health and liking who you are.

So I guess self actualizing is pretty cool

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IS THAT A REAL PIC OF JBP?? Oh my god I knew it was going to happen, pls give link

lel

>Bitches about anime on a anime imageboard
Redditors gtfo

Me rn. 18. Lost virginity at 15. Back when fat as fuck. Back when way more autistic.

Anyone who can't get laid can't because they are retarded sub humans.

How does one do this?

>Anyone who can't get laid can't because they are retarded sub humans.
pretty much this

genuine question; how do I manage to feel manly at 5'6?

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If you keep telling her you are smart, respectable and mature she is gonna dumb you bro, you just have to seem better than her but not cocky. She has to think you can have even better girls than her because otherwise she becomes unhappy about her choice "as there is surely someone even better out there for me :)"

>basic car repairs
>basic cooking skills
>know how to fight
>know how to fuck
>know how to do first aide

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>private equity

Translation: I got scammed by one of my friends into giving him a whole bunch of money in exchange for an illiquid mess of hot air that I won’t be able to exit from

You’re the type of fag that buys real estate just for the social boost when you can make way better returns through a REIT. All that matters is MONEY, the only investment you need to be considered a man is the one that makes you the most money, not some arbitrary asset class.

best you could do is become a cute twink/trap and make another man feel manly inside you.

As opposed to vaginal sex with a man, fucking retard

>oral

shut the fuck up

send me some pics, wear a cute dress if you can

Being short doesn't mean you can't be manly. Look at Hitler. If you're insecure, overcompensate by excelling at everything you do.

Secondly, men aren't pussies who get offended easily. If someone calls you a twink, trap or just a good ol' fashioned faggot, then laugh it off and get over it. You're above circus midget height so there is hope for you. If you are getting offended by someone on the internet making fun of you, you are all of the aforementioned manifestations of faggotry, so I'll also be expecting a dress pic.

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die before the mid-20th-century

study Nietzsche

You got it mixed up. men do and women are

>if you're over the age of 17 and still a virgin, you've already failed at manhood
t. 17 yo who got a blowjob by a drunk bitch once as a joke

That's just what southern American males do

American ideals of manhood are cringey caricatures, just like literally everything you guys produce

>fist fight
t. christcuck redneck

>bj as a joke

And people say women aren't funny

>basing your manhood on anything to do with women (this includs having sex)

You're not going to make it kid.

>T. Eurocuck who is scared of a brawl

>if you're over the age of 17 and still a virgin, you've already failed at manhood
What if you have potential to get laid, but are too busy?

If you consider that manly then all hood rat niggers must be men too

>Wrote a song
Faggot shit

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>been in a fist fight
>wrote a song
>volunteered at a hospital

lmao you sound like a massive faggot i could fuck you up kid

None of that is cool manly shit, most of that stuff can be done by a preteen at scouts.

cope.

Women are funny, get over yourself.

So, are you going to realistically answer my question or use a meme?

no, it's a shit excuse and it makes you more of a fucking faggot for thinking it's justifiable.

women marry at or above their own level of competence

statistically you don't stand a chance unless you make something of yourself.

You're not everything you could be. You need to get a clear vision for yourself about what your ideal is and how to work toward that. Write it all out and then make a calendar and go for it in baby steps. Become the man that is worthy of that girl. stop making excuses and get to work you stupid faggot

Okie dokie.

>Build something useful
God that sounds lovely

>getting married
this is a manhood thread, not cuckhood.

>playing the Jews game
It’s almost like you want to be a slave to the dollar your whole life.

Are you a boy scout?

Not even him, but if you truly think that REITs and actual property ownership will give the same return, you have no business discussing this. The draw of property ownership is the arbitrage opportunity that occurs when it's difficult to value non standard assets. You can make vastly greater return if you're a smart buyer/ smart manager. REITs are good, but it's silly to say that any alpha in property ownership can and is captured by REITs.

>if you're over the age of 17 and still a virgin, you've already failed at manhood.
Get out of here you un-virgin.
>What are some other rites of initiation that must be completed to earn the right to be called a man?
Bench lmao3pl8s for reps.

Not really accomplished anything. The mean onset of accomplishment is at 21. Be 6ft and 7x5 when you've hit 17 and you're fine. Getting a little bit of work experience doesn't hurt though.

T-This isn't true right? Are all women my age (20) already jaded? I'm still really innocent in what I think love is.

>I'm still really innocent in what I think love is.
you sound like a fag

>"Hitler was not a total vagina"
>Hitler's personality: Venusian, was an artfag, in private outstandingly polite and comforting, didn't do any sports

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Please... How do I fix this. For the first time in my life, I want the company of a woman. It feels so scary. I see beautiful girls everyday and it sometimes depresses me that I might not have what they find attractive.

t. 6'3 185 Black guy.

>does not mention penis size as a black guy
We already know dude

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>3 plate bench
>not taking steroids
lmfao

Find me something quality and non American that isn't derivative of something American

They are. Most black men are 1000% more masculine than the average Jow Forums poster. Not sure how that's even up for debate

S-Sauce?

The system of Democracy and Freedom that you larp on about

The entirety of fine arts, fine food, science, democracy, philosophy, basically everything that's not on a screen

>Americans actually think this
Kekable delusion

What? Elaborate.

Be able to accept responsibility and consequence for your mistakes

Be able to lead by example

Be able to fix things

Be able to cook and take care of yourself

Be able to support yourself financially

Be able to make your partners achieve orgasm

Be able to learn when ignorant

Be able to stand up for yourself and those who are weak and need support

Be able to communicate effectively and defuse confrontation

Be able to defend yourself physically when needed

Be able to look at things objectively and change your perspective with evidence

Be able to laugh, love and cry without feeling shame


The timeframe to do these things is irrelevant. Willingness to become a strong person without the crutch of machismo will always be more masculine than posturing as an intimidating figure.

Mister tough guy over here.

Nah that sounds legit, I can do 90 with one arm and by Jow Forums's standards I don't even lift.

In my opinion it's taking responsibility for yourself and your actions. Everything else is either put in other words or a practical manifestation.

lol it aint gon happin' boy

pretty much sums it up