How do you deal with pre-18 mires?

How do you deal with pre-18 mires?

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Pretty much take it as a ego boost

I'm 18 so it's ok r-right?
Also stop posting this image I'm on nofap

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God I wanna annihilate that cartoon

Age of consent is 17 in my state.
If they're under 17, I just treat them like fans.

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>"But officer, that loli was 500 years old!"

These are the only mires worth engaging further to be quite honest family.

>implying officers would care about ink on a page
It's victimless DESU

It's 16 here. The one time i got with a 15yo i got caught, but the policeman was a bro, said he would have done the same and let me go

3rd world has some advantages

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Where you from? Germany?

Brazil

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16 in Finland too, and the way the law is written if you had a good reason to believe they weren't underage (for example they were inside a 18+ bar) you can't be found guilty even if they happen to be underage.

>live in Tennessee
>AoC is 18
>AoC in all bordering states is 16

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Age of consent is 15 around these parts so I don't see the problem. My neighbours have 14 as the age of consent

In brasil everything is alright

16 is age of consent over here and if they're into me, I'm counting it as 3 points.

I can fuck anyone over 13 legally in my country, I wuv Europe.

Anyways I only fuck 16 or higher, just to cover my ass a bit

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>Germany

Amerilards

just go to some asian country and bang all the underage you want.

If they say some kind of compliment I say "thanks" and move on. If they just look at me, I ignore them.

WHERE IN THE FUCK IN EUROPE IS 13 ?!!?
I thought ours in the UK at 16 was low, please for the love of god tell me its not Swedistan

Sweden is 15, Spain is 13 iirc. You could've just googled this in the time it took you to ask this question.

Had a middle school girl compliment my ass as I was walking by. I now teach high school and students found my tinder and have verbally expressed the thirst.

Same :(

Wtf I love Spain now

imagine those HUGE 13 year old asses

you know those Latina asses will balloon up the fucking SECOND they hit puberty

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At least I live close to the Mississippi and Arkansas state lines, not that it's ever paid off for me.
>tfw

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I treat it as amusing and an ego boost.

Stop tempting me Satan.

Have sex with them? It's not illegal if you don't get caught!

exactly

16 here. But I don't get mires. :(

Obviously I meant age of consent not my age, I'm not underage.

nice coverup
MODS MODS MODS

It sounds like you're on a slippery slope to completely fucking up your life

Mfw age of consent is 14
Fells good lads

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Only one I would is a jewess.

I think I remember you from a different thread

Probably, trying not to fall for the fit homo meme after hearing the story about a guy getting flipped over and getting hiv from a warm hot load in his ass but if I dont get sex soon I will be in jail.

Best AoC.

if a student is interested just remind them that they have to "be 18" to use tinder

then just claim ignorance from there

How do you deal with pre 13 mires?

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>imagine those HUGE 13 year old asses
Didn't realize there was so many black guys on Jow Forums.

Piggyback rides

I ignore it all the time user. Doesn't stop them from teasing me about it.

How do you deal with pre 18 girl(male) mires?

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Put them out of their misery and execute them.

open their throat with a blunt knife and leave them to rot
or this works

>Be substitute teacher
>Covering for AP Bio
>Easy day, just come in take role, and tell the kiddos to work on their midterm papers
>Spend most of the period reading 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
>Half way through this chubby girl in the back asks what my name was again
>It's Mr. Anonderson
>She makes this weird moan and blinks really slowly
>See she has some smutz on her eyelids
>Assume it's make up go back to reading
>Class ends
>As they leave I see that she wrote I Love You on her eyelids like in Indiana Jones
>tfw I'm not a cool adventure guy like Indiana Jones
>inb4 she was probably 18 and I shoulda smashed
She wasn't that hot and I don't want to ruin my chances of getting a full time job

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dis guy knows

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Disgusting pedophiles. I sent an anonymous tip to the FBI. If you've had sex with a girl under the age of 19, I'd consider running

It gets wierd

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Nice job OUTING YOURSELF! MODS!

The age of consent is 16 in Russia.

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I always try to fuck them.

who /teacher/ here

not me anymore, but I used to teach English. got messages on fb from 15 yo. I was also not allowed to teach certain classes because of "teen girls". apparently a few of them had a crush on me or something. one even stared outside the classroom when I was teaching, turned out she's a model now. I'm not even that good looking, but that's the power of having even the slightest of authority and wearing a uniform

A 16yo in my small village creepshotted me last summer at a busstop. Im 27.

The age of consent is 14 in brazil. If you don't fuck 14 years old girls you're not a true brazillian Jow Forumszen.

Same here, I was on the legpress when I see a flash of a camera. Then followed by two girls realizing the flash was on and running out of the gym

>mfw I still count it as a mire

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>Going to Brazil the murder capital of the world just to fail at sinking my abnormally huge dick into a 14 year old.
Nah, I'll just stay in the US and bang women with sever daddy issues, who like to dress up like young girls and have arrested development.
Just as fun, legal in my neck of the woods and a greater then 50% chance of going balls deep.

no one cares
fuck off pedo

i care, go fuck yourself

....I'm going to hell aren't I?

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>18
>only 14-15 mires

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In Sweden it's legal if you're Muslim and have the marriage approved by one of their official Sharia courts. You can marry someone age 9+.

you're lying and its so obvious

I'm very careful to keep my lifts and physique mediocre so I never risk any underage mires

I'm not though. I had a gf back then and didn't even lift. you'd be surprised how easy it is for teachers to get mired. go try it out for yourself

there is nothing remotely sexually attractive in that video
never gonna make it, pedo
kys

lmao kys roastie

if youre not attracted to this then you're

a) kidding yourself
b) gay

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>belly button piercings
>what looks to be pre-cut pants
>long painted nails with shit all over them
com'on user, you can find better jailbait than that.

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fat

Fuck off loser

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ayyy

>fake tits
>fat
hmmmmm

age?

reported, hidden, called the mods, emailed gookmoot, emailed the admin, called the cops, called the state police, called the county sheriff, called your ISP, called the District Attorney, called Interpol, called the NYPD, called the State Attorney, called the LAPD, called Child Protective Services called the FBI, called US Homeland Security, called the CIA, called the NSA, called the US Marshals, called the local courthouse, called your State Constable, called London Metropolitan Police, called the German Police, called the TSA, called the US President, called the attorney general, called the National Guard, called the US marines, called the US Navy, called the US Air Force, called the US army, called the Royal Navy, called the governor of every state, called the Federal Air Marshals, called every sheriff deputy, called the Coast Guard, called the US Customs and Border Protection, called the RCMP, called every park ranger, called the mayor of every city in France, called the British Army, called the Queen, called NATO, called the Russian Air Force, called the Federal flight deck officers, called the UN, called the Corrections Department for every state, called the Australian Federal Police, called SWAT, called the Supreme Court, called the Mexican Police, called the White House, called the DEA, called the inspector general, called the Secret Service, called CNN, called ABC, called the vice president, called the senators for every state, called congress, called the pope, called CHP, called the Department of Fish and Wildlife for every state, called the internet police, called the US Capitol Police, and called the Party Van.

Age of consent is 15 so

I think this was more of a statement about the absolute state of Germany

Like any other mire and ignore it.

He’s not, trust me, he really isn’t. School girls crushing on teachers isn’t just a meme, if you’re good looking they’ll stare at you all the time.

>read this thread and check AoC laws in my state out of curiosity
a 15 year old can legally fuck a 24 year old here. I thought that wasn't allowed no matter what in burgerland

In Spain is 16 now. Used to be 13 until 2015.

i would DESTROY this loli cunny

God damn Ai is cute as fuck

I don't think you can really claim ignorance if it's one of your students

What if they aren't strong enough to hold you up yet?

Don't be so sure. Plenty of victimless ""crimes"" are punished very harshly.

disgusting

aoc is 16 here but i still dismiss thots under the age of 18, not always but i dont get into relationships with them

Don't forget to use the newly created opening as a fuckhole.

All women are cool with schoolgirl play though, you don't need to aim for daddy issue women for larping

I hate kids, they probably hate me too. They're always staring. At the grocery, at the hospital, in the elevator everywhere. Always staring.

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Kid mires are best mires, because you know they're honest and not just doing it for pity points or virtue signalling.

>be at gym
>3 chicks stand on stairs doing calves or something
>i have to go through
>lock eyes with one of them
>theyre like 18or less by looks of it
>smirk and keep looking her in eyes until im right in front of her i walk past
>sexual tension in air
>hear some chit chats from them after few steps down on stairs

Either mired or made fun of but holy shit those teens these days are so sexy. Its not a stretch since im just 25 but still
estrogen in water is doing its work brehs

Secondly, yesterday, smol chick, maybe 16 was doing chest on machine, and she had this tanktop sort of shirt.
when she was pressing on the machine, lying on her back it looked like she had bench shirt on, i had hard time doing pause squats when i saw those small developing pecs in front of me.

nah, 14-15 is kind of a grey area and you can go to jail for it senpai