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How do I increase the thickness of my fingers without getting callouses

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I bought this. I wrap a piece of cloth around it before squeeze it so it will minimise any chances of me getting callouses

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>that low test ring finger

Cut your horrid claws

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why is your hand like that?

Just the angle. Also that method is overrated and outdated in the medical field. I see fit has caught onto another meme abit late

Damn son, you've got Marfan syndrome or something.

Ring finger nail is long to pick on the eyes
Little finger nail is long to pick on the nose

Plebian

Nah don't. Its just thin fingers but for the advice (nott rreally, unhelpful tard)

>wants to phone home
>somehow end up on djungarian hamster fight betting forum
ayy lmao

Im trying to increase the thickness of my fingers. I even bought supplements for it

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>wants to lift
>doesn't want callouses
Pick one

Its possible and very easy to prevent callouses from lifting. If you want callouses then do your own thing

rofl nice pussy hands. how about you do some manual labor instead of being a soyboy bitch?

faggot.

Just stick a hotdog on each finger problem solved

your fingers are bones too and are influenced by cortisol, igf 1 hgh and testosterone, if you are younger than 17 you can take any of those hormones

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whoops i mean take igf 1 hgh or test cortisol prevents bone growth

you will earn callouses and you will learn to love them.

Interesting

Your fingers are, to my limited non-doctor knowledge, mostly ligaments and tendons. You really don't get to grow those like you do a bicep. There is a reason the tendons in your fingers travel up your forearm, because that is where a lot of your finger's closing strength comes from. Over a bunch of time your ligaments will get larger and stronger from resistance, like powerlifters that have been at it for many years will have stronger/larger tendons and ligaments. It takes much longer than muscle though.

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Maybe I'm just retarded, but the only way you're growing your fingers is by getting fat.

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>having ring and index fingers equal in length
>>can’t relate
Nice cope, but it’s still proven by medical science that finger length is determined by hormone exposure in utero, AKA genetic test/low test.

OP might as well just get prosthetics if he wants to see hand proportions change without callous growth.

Use them

cut your nails degen

cut your nails freak

>without getting callouses
y tho? everyone mires callouses. girls love them because they make your touch feel more masculine, especially when coupled with actual strong hands, and even guys mire them. not sure how many times I've heard something like "oh damn, you're like, a real man huh?" when I shake a friend's hand for the first time.

>MFW OP has an unarmed Claw attack for a D4+3 of damage

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What fuck is up with people wanting meaty man hands? I can understand the penis but the hands?

It would be less gross if you called it your coke nail

>supplements for finger thickness
this cant be real
on the off chance that you're real, there is basically nothing that you can do. fingers literally do not contain muscles. its only connective tissues, which can be thickened a bit but over the course of decades

Because women like strong men that work hard

>lifting for women
yikes

nosebro on fit. Are your lifts better than your drawing skills, cause your drawings suck.

idiot

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HGH. 3-4 IU daily, two to three months.
I went up 1.5 ring sizes, wife says my fingers look like sausages now (*sigh*)

>to pick on the eyes
?

Callouses arent permanent you fucking baby

hear hear

Literally any prolonged manual labor. No lifting required. Can find plenty of old people with thick hands who are dyel

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el mano de la abominación.... garra de monstruo....

dios mio... garra del alienígena...

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kek

also nice trips

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>reminder

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are you the spanish ayylien?

Can we see your chest and eyes?...you moody slenderman

Brah..It alright to have slim hands. This is one of those things you should work on resolving mentally.
I mean if your dead set on it do pushups on elevated fingers and look up grip strength videos. However, you should be focusing your energy on other aspects of attraction.

I lift and the only part where I have callouses is where I grip the bar, that meaty part before the fingers and tint spots, not a line. The rest of my hand is soft as fuck, dont even use creams or shit, girls always comment that my hands are soft.

bro fuck you there is no way this thread is real fuck you post more pics of your creepy salad fingers or this thread is fake.

OP, there are many things you can do. Don't listen to the trolls. Start by doing finger curls with thimbles. After a while, add weights to the thimbles. If you're worried about calluses, you can always wear mittens with sinkers (weights attached at the end of a fishing line) to the mittens and do the aforementioned finger curls.

If you're in a real haste, you can always do the jungle method. Here's a link:

youtube.com/watch?v=XwvIFO9srUw

Back you OP. If you ever come to "grips" with your hand size as it currently is, you could always take up guitar playing.

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Yeah you filthy shit CUT YOU NAILS, YOUR FIIINGER NAILS YOU UGLY MORON. HOLY CHRIST I HATE PEOPLE LIKE YOU. You rotten freak, fuck.

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god forbid you get a callous and look like you’ve ever had one molecule of testosterone in your body right op

>those fingers
>those nails

dude are you on the crystal treatment

>world champions
americanos...

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Wow, you could finger a woman from a city block.

Sounds mad gay, but then again this is probably bait.

Whats with you gaybois not wanting callouses? All they do is show you lift

what the actual fuck

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I can't tell if this is satire anymore, holy shit

kek

Jesus dude why did you have to remind me of that depressing shit

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