I can't wrap my head around why ppl drink caffeine

Caffeine affects people differently.

Same reason people do any drug. Same reason niggers nig, in fact: not thinking far enough ahead.

Coffee makes me jitter and if I'm drinking lots of water piss like every 20 mins.

Have an 8oz cup with breakfast and lunch and have never felt the symptoms of sluggishness because of it

I live in Seattle. The weather/mood always lends itself to a nice hot cup of coffee. Top tier comfy.

because we're naturally supposed to have a productivity gap in the middle of our day, but society doesn't give a fuck, so we drink coffee to carry us through

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You have to be 18 to post here faggot

>it is just as bad as alcohol
How does it feel to have that much free space in your head ?

And than you find out that there're millions of people who use prescription grade uppers because caffeine can only go this far.

>Shh.

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right, and they usually end up succeeding if they don't push the dosage too far, because they're basically cheating at society

I talked to a guy once who diluted cocaine and put it in a nasal spray bottle. He basically microdosed it every day, and he was an incredibly successful man in banking

>drinks shitty instant coffee once at grandmas
>coffee is shit

the thing is, don't put sugar in coffee, the sugar rush(tho not that big) will fuck you + sugary coffee taste awfull

Mom. For the last time. Sugar rushes do not exist.

then explain hypoglycemia

>tfw brewing a freshly ground pour over of high quality single origin beans before I do my two hours of work at home a day

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>after 2 hours
Sounds like you're overdosing and crashing or something like that. Are you really sensitive to it? The half-life is way longer then 2 hours.

Idk man if I don't get my coffee in the morning, I feel like literally dying after 1 PM.
It also makes me not want to kill myself in the morning. I know that I am addicted, but it's a poison I'll choose gladly. Doesn't do much damage, really.

Take preworkout or meth instead of coffee

Care to extrapolate?

Cocaine is still extreme, adderal, ritaline or modafinil are all more cost efficient, less harmful, less addictive and last longer.

Have you ever had pharmaceutical grade cocaine?

I have. And it was for sure the greatest thing we have in this universe.

that's your problem you're supposed to ingest it not wrap it around your head

ritaline is great but the best is still extended release form, adhd person here, extended release is on the course of 8-9 hour and you basically microdose it, ritaline is 10 mg of methylphenidate almost instantly, it give you a ompf when it start having effect,

>Ped for video games
Hey. Be a better person.

The past couple days when I've been drinking coffee I've felt my heart "skip a beat"

should I finally cut off the coffee bean jew guys? I don't want to die from something so lame

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maybe because it tastes good? also it feels nice to drink a hot cuppa in the morning

You may have a heart problem, go to a doctor and avoid saunas. Abstaining from caffeine will not cure a problem if there is one, though it'll decrease the risk.

I knew working was a meme.

It only happens when I drink caffeine, not sure if that qualifies as a legit heart problem

but since correlation =/= causation, I can see why you'd come to that conclusion

It's likely the caffeine uncovers the problem due to vasoconstriction etc. If you were healthy the caffeine shouldn't do that.

I need to get into that. I've been using a French press daily for about four months now and have stuck the Keurig in the garage.

>vasoconstriction

what should I do? go vegan?

go to a doctor and ask him you dumbfuck

not even kidding had a cardiovascular event after drinking coffee.

>Mexican calling anyone a dumbfuck

hey read my comment bro
it's literally heart attack fuel. do green tea instead

yeah I'm thinking about drinking ONLY white tea, and even then I might have full glasses of water in-between them just to dilute the caffeine

i drink alcohol tho. works wonders for me. cures me soul

NoCaf crew
feelsgoodman, saving money, always clear minded, always energized and ready

Same. Tastes great with my morning peanut butter and banana sammich.

Zyzz didn't actually die from coke and a sauna, that's a misconception. He was actually off his tits on coffee.

It's mostly for the taste. An after-meal espresso on a hot summer afternoon/evening is nectar af brah

always? or you had to quit?

proof?

what exactly happened to you?

hard to be certain but I know I suffered greatly. you won't realize how indifferent doctors are until you're truly suffering and they push you out of their office. had Dilated cardiomyopathy. past 5months of my life were hell.

symptoms were:
extreme pain radiating through left arm, left arm was practically paralyzed.

sense of impending doom.

trust my you'll know when you're having a cardiovascular event

shit man, think you're scaring me off caffeine now

if your cardiovascular health is optimal then you'll probably be able to enjoy a cup of coffee no problem. it's only if you already have heart disease it will trigger symptoms.

My family always had diet soda growing up, would regularly drink a liter or so of pepsi max or coke zero senior year hs. Never had energy drinks before but freshman year one of the frats I went to had free sugarfree red bull and the dining halls had soda fountains so it enabled me. I drink a ton of water though so it hasn't affected me negatively yet other than pissing constantly. Getting off of it for the most part, but it helps a lot when I'm trying to start a cut or break another habit, just take a sip of coke zero when I get an urge to do whatever I'm not supposed to be doing

"a" cup, yes.

problem is that athletes are exactly the type of people that push their bodies to the limit and overdo things, including taking drugs and supplements including but not limited to caffeine

You can't be both successful as a person and enjoy competitive gaming?

You can't max your life out while video gaming. Same goes for 4channing and I should get off.

Christ that's a horrible diet to have

Coffee is for slaves who need to work for their jewish masters

At this point I drink simply so that I don't get a headache.

> t. addict

>a cup
Lmao caffeine consumption is out of control. A cup of coffee is like 60-90 mg of caffeine. The shit people drink nowadays is way above that. A can of sip is like 160 if i remember right. A can of Rockstar is 240. Preworkouts also have insane caffeine content. A serving of some a preworkout my friend has includes 480 mg of caffeine.

caffeine does not cause a cardiac myopathy.

if you're a teenager and you have a myopathy then your genes are fucked.

your doctor should have explained this to you.

Caffeine only crashes you if you didn’t get enough sleep. Don’t you get enough sleep user?

>IT'S NOT THE DRUGS' FAULT, IT'S YOUR FAULT. SOMETHING MUST BE WRONG WITH YOU, NOT THE DRUG!!

who could be behind these posts?

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your enlarged ventricles because your genes are shit.

enjoy dying of heart failure in your 40s.

it's been statistically proven that only 3% of mortality rates are genetic,

the other 97% are based on how you live your life

> ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4331062/

> Heart failure is highly influenced by heritability, and nearly 100 genes link to familial cardiomyopathy. Despite the marked genetic diversity that underlies these complex cardiovascular phenotypes, several key genes and pathways have emerged. Hypertrophic cardiomyopathy is characterized by increased contractility and a greater energetic cost of cardiac output. Dilated cardiomyopathy is often triggered by mutations that disrupt the giant protein titin. The energetic consequences of these mutations offer molecular targets and opportunities for new drug development and gene correction therapies.

Stop replying.

drink during day for energy
crash at night time so you can easily fall asleep

seems ideal to me desu senpai

I never crash from drinking coffee, but I'm trying to get off it, because it's bad for your teeth. It also makes you pee a lot. I'm mostly drinking preworkouts now with half scoops on my nonworkout days.

people like you are what's wrong with this website. you don't even care about whether you're right or not, you care that you "got in the last word". Like talking about nutrition/exercise is somehow a contest, rather than knowledge-seeking activity for you.

I would be willing to bet my house you just googled a couple words + research, quickly read the abstract, and pasted that link so fast it blew your hair back

>stop replying

just proof that the last word is all that matters to someone like this. not actually being correct

there's a 0.0000000000000001% chance he actually read the study he posted

people like you are what's wrong with this website. you don't even care about whether you're right or not, you care that you "got in the last word". Like talking about nutrition/exercise is somehow a contest, rather than knowledge-seeking activity for you.

i'm betting you tried to find ANY research that refuted what I replied but could find nothing

so instead you're resorting to this piss weak diatribe about god only knows and who gives a fuck.

you're wrong, deal with it.

especially when you consider you're discussing MYOPATHY in people less than 30 years old .. you don't need a medical degree to work out that LIFESTYLE FACTORS don't cause your ventricles to DILATE TO GROSS AMOUNTS before you're 30 ..

just fucking think, use that piece of shit you call a brain and THINK.

you are dismissed.