Who else /old/?

Same. Im 29 but look 22 or so. Eat healthy

>that 25 year old who thinks it's not all over yet
it was over 7 years ago buddeh

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Fucking agelets, will they ever learn?

>tfw 27 and feel healthier and look better that i was in my teen and early 20s

i just turned 25 and have never felt better physically, but at an all time low mentally.

26 and healthier than I've ever been. Sounds like you're a little bitch OP.

Same.

>tfw feel sore after lifting.

Honestly looking at going into assisted living.

Same here, Im 27 and at my Jow Forumstest but I feel old and weak

>>tfw about to hit 25
>>can feel my body falling apart

Child.. wait till you pass 50.. then you see some weird ass shit.. hair growing more on back than head, cuts take FOREVER to heal, morning wood is a special day.

35 reporting in
been a spooky skellyman all my life, but my best gains came from age 29-32 when I finally stopped fucking around and got on real programs/nutrition. 22lbs the first year alone.
My company did a retreat in Mexico, and someone asked how

>30+ masterrace
>wisend old man
>made a lot of mistakes and learned from them
>able to set boundaries with women and maintain fwb because of self-confidence that came with age
>look young because Jow Forums enough to bang 20 year olds on Tinder
>tell people I'm 26 on Tinder and get matches left and right

I just wish I knew all this back in highschool. Live would have been so different.

my man

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TRT my nigger

About to turn 26 in a couple of months. Got my 21 year old qt on lockdown, but have to wait until she's finished uni or else her dad will get Duterte to rip my spine out.

Only got into lifting about a year ago and I'm making steady progress, trying to make up for lost time, but I know I'll never be a Chad.
Hair is going grey, but I think it suits me so not too fussed.
Wish I hadn't fallen for the "lifting stunts your growth" meme.
So much wasted time. So much wasted potential. All those sluts I'll never bang.

>TRT my nigger

You younguns.. what the fuck is TRT?

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Testosterone Replacement Therapy.

At your age it would be easy to have a doctor put you on it.

Might cost at least a couple hundred bucks a month though but you'd have the test levels of a 25 year old.

>you'd have the test levels of a 25 year old.

Yeah, but my wife would NOT want a horny old man plowing her daily.

>24
>294lbs, 94 down from high of 388
>literally never not been fat not even when i was 4
>this is the first time i've been under 300lbs since i was 18
>definitely going to make it but no way i'll make it before i hit 26
wat do

>Yeah, but my wife would NOT want a horny old man plowing her daily.
Are you sure about that?

>Are you sure about that?

Yeah, after the first decade, sex is a hand jog when wanted and getting freaky on the weekends.

What if no young qt wants me

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in order

>DNP
>meth
>test
>dbol
>tren
>HGH

>27
>been in ltr for years
>beforehand, never really had relationships, no one wanted them from me, just sex.
>break up with ltr
>every 23-27 year old woman I meet wants to stay the night and clean my apartment for me

I'm definitely more attractive than I was at 20, and I've always been very attractive.

At 31 I feel exhausted in the gym but better than ever in every other way.

are those waffle sandwiches?

I'm gonna be 24 yo oldcel in 3 days and I'm getting hit hard by agepill. Started balding, getting nasolabial folds, ruined my youthful glow with minoxidil, etc. I know I only got 1 year left so I'm starting roids very soon. Time to make up for wasting my youth

also about to hit 25, in better shape now than I was at 20. In my opinion 23 is the point where you have to start getting your shit together and looking after yourself actively, the grace period of youth is well and truly gone and only gets worse every year. Treating your body like shit has consequences now. Don't worry about the youthful looks going, there's nothing we can do about it, embrace it, we're men now.

inb4
>lol faggot 24 year old
>you ain't seen nothing yet fuck boi

Where are you from? Where do I find qts who want to clean for me?

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The only thing I hate about being 25 is my balding hair, I'm already on treatment, but otherwise being 25 feels pretty ok, not bad.

>turning 24 but look 18
>never able to attract the mature women i want because baby face
>its like a switch has turned on and i can feel the clock to find a mate ticking
God FUCKING dammit.

what kind of stupid question is that?

Are you sure this isnt just mostly in your head? For Christ's sake, you're only 25, don't fucking act like you're old.

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>23
>started work in law firm
>oh boy all these cute smart girls!
>all in relationships
Who else /dyingalone/

i'm almost 29 and most people think i'm 22-24. my tendons and ligaments sometimes get sore if i push myself too hard but otherwise i'm in the best shape of my life (started lifting at 27.)

only downside is my hairline is kind of shitty but it's not shrinking and desu it's been this way since i was in my early 20s.

Stop coping oldcel. Everyone knows life ends at 22.

>28
>remember when Jow Forums was introduced to Jow Forums back when I was 18
>never actually got fit, usually had a pudgy to average body and just came for the memes
>20's went pretty fine anyway
Meh...

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This, I'm 28 but I don't really feel much different than when I was 21. Decent looking men have it pretty good throughout their 30's.

settle for a 7/10 that has good genes

Truth. And best advice you'll find on Jow Forums

Mah, fuck relationships with women. The chance of finding someone that actually matches me is so marginally low that going through relationship after relationship failure is just not worth the hassle and mental stress.
I have tried two times, both going down the same route are around 1.5 years. That's enough.

This. The real red pill is realizing it's much better dying alone than drastically changing your life for a woman. If you already have enough in common with a woman that you don't need to change much you probably didn't have much going for yourself in the first place.

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Mgtow cope

>hurr durr cope

>24
>19 year old qt wants the D
>too beta to go after her even though she's practically spreading her legs

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year old qt wants the D
>>too beta to go after her even though she's practically spreading her legs

Shit-skin goes for it and your QT becomes a single mother.

Wrong.

being alone is against human nature. we are meant to be with other people and have a cutie wife to bang for 30 years.

enjoy your suicide when you hit 40.

>human nature
What a shitty argument. Human nature is also to bash each other's heads in. Do we do that? No.

Not being in a relationship doesn't equal being alone. You still have friends and family that surround you and occasional hookups.

im 22 only ever had ONS and only because I was drunk and I could just coast by on being reasonably good looking I've literally never had sex sober. I haven't talked to friends or people in general for 4 years, i can barely talk to people I'm forced because of social anxiety/autism. im sure you're right but finding a wife seems like a pipe dream unless they make a breakthrough in science and figure out a formula for being drunk 24/7 without the bad side effects, even my friends used to joke that me drinking brought me up to like normal peoples baseline social skills.

>27
>healthiest I've ever been both mentally & physically
>bangin' Canadian GF who lifts
>job that allows me to post on Jow Forums during the day & travel whenever I want
>enough money to invest & live comfortably
>hair still thick & wonderful
>no exams or tests

Hey man, life after 25 ain't bad.

Why lol
Tfw 25 with 18 yo gf. She's smarter and more mature than 27 yo ex-gf.

>that 35 year old posting on a vietnamese basket weaving messenger board

26 and still as ugly and beat to hell as when I was 18
At least I'm stronger now

Probably a software eng

>Tfw someday you will be old and your 15-20 years of gains will start to fade
>Tfw you can do TRT and be a swole old man with your full retirement and free time

You can make it brah's

Hey buddy chill out. You aren't so bad. People want to talk to you and be around you more than you think they do. Sure you're awkward and have trouble finding the words when you're social; maybe you get red in the face instantly. But have the courage to keep trying even when all of that happens in a situation.

You MUST find a wife and friends SOON. If you fail at this, your wife will never find you and be worse off for it; your friends will never find you, and they'll be worse off; most of all, you'll stay resentful and lonely, and bring no light and joy into a world that is desperate for it. Don't let you fears stop you from interacting, because otherwise evil wins out over your cowardice.

Start eating clean and taking MK-677, and get on a regular fasting schedule like OMAD 5:2 or something similar. I'm 28 and I feel like I'm 18 again after doing these things. I know exactly how you feel. Also get a cheap testosterone test at discounted labs for like $35. If total is under 500 then look up entourage hormones. They'll qualify you even if your test is at like 550 if the doctor likes you and hell prescribe you 200mg test e/ week and get you up to around 1200/40. The above changes completely changed my life.

your not old , im 47 and i dont feel old
ive got plenty of grey hairs , least im not balding

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Get a testosterone test from discounted labs, it's like $35. If test is under 500 you qualify for TRT at entourage hormones regardless of age and they will get your test high as fuck for about $130/mo.
Start taking MK-677 5 days on 2 days off for the HGH, keeps joints and skin young and healthy and improves sleep. Irc.bio is a legit source.
Start eating clean and get on a regular fasting schedule like OMAD 5 :2. Watch all the snake diet material and read the /fast/ general OP.
Combined, these changes changed my life. I know exactly how you feel bro.

daily reminder that if you want to make it in longterm you need to take care of yourself.

keep healthy diet
sleep enough
avoid alcohol and drugs
drink a lot of water
do cardio
and I can't stress this enough - moisturize your skin daily and try to avoid sun
You can't really avoid stress, but meditation helps.

If you won't take care of your body now you will expire once you reach 30 and be another loser sad cunt

>tfw I am 21 and still a dateless virgin
>tfw I will be heading to the army for 2 years for mandatory service for my country
>tfw I will be 23 and virgin when I am done
I.. Its not too late right guys?

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>no exams or tests
you mean drugs?

Depending where you travel you have a good chance. Stay in shape and make some army buddies.

I've been depressed lately, it makes it hard to be fun to be around.

This is it. My marriage fell apart three and a half years ago. I haven't been with a woman since. Between being too busy with work and all the attractive + sane women in your age range already being married, there is no hope.

Turning 35 later this month.

>tfw I will be 23 and virgin when I am done

Heterosexual virgin yes, but homosexual virgin no
Army gay.

They could be poorly drawn pancake sandwiches

>t. Failure of a man at 35

Don’t listen to this user. Cut chasing relationships out of your life in your 20s and focus on getting fit, educated, wealthy, and experienced in life so you don’t end up a boring man in his 30s that’s only claim to fame was banging a couple of high schoolers and being the strongest at his home town gym. Men age like wine but you have to harvest the grapes and press out the juice. Read up on great men like writers of the 20th century that travelled, had young lovers, and were intellectually gifted. Live life like they did. Your golden years are 28-35.

You fell for the “you should be with a woman your own age” meme? Do you only eat fruit the same age as you, too? Only drive cars from the 1982 model year? Post on Jow Forums with your IBM model 8080?

You hit the reset button, go get you a fresh woman with a few decades of healthy fertility and make some beautiful white babies, don’t settle for a dried up hag with half a dozen deformed eggs left in the basket.

Koreans are too low test to fuck men

Dude I'm 26 and I have the best shape of my life
>Pic related

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I didn't get laid until I was 26 and even she is disgusted by old photos of me because I looked like a Girl guide allegedly.

27 now guess I'll have a 2 or 3 year window to get laid now that I'm old enough to look masculine and young enough to not look old.

Dad!!!
Stop posting yourself everywhere!!!
I am so embarrassed.. STOP IT!!!

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If your white and you get a grille from Asia it's possible.

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This guy has it right. At some point in your late 20's or 30's you just are unable to bang 10/10 girls in their early 20's. It's impossible unless you are incredibly attractive or rich.

If you aren't in a relationship with your dream girl by 25, you're going to have to settle for something less.

Truth hurts Jow Forums

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>tfw 30
>already can feel my both legs and left arm in the coffin

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back to your coffin you fucking mummified turd

Notice how that relates to "working".

Yes but why does it matter

My father is an outlier, he was banging 20 year olds when he was in his 40s, though his nearing 60 now and has a 42 year old gf. He doesn't really age.

Unfortunately of all the women he reproduced with it was one of the more less attractive ones I've seen him with, my mother is like a 5 or 6/10 when she was younger. I got most of her facial features and barely any of my father's. I'm 25 now, fearing what my future might end up like.

I also got her height of 5'6"....

Least I can attract qts of other races though.

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TFW turning 40 this year, have a bountiful mane, best shape of my life, gets mistaken for 30 all the time.

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>almost 30
>all lifts still going up like magic
>feel infinitely healthier than my teenage years
>feel happy and powerful
>fast once a week for HGH gains
>girls smile at me and tell me they thought I was younger when they find out my age
>no wrinkles or gray hair
>probably wouldn't need TRT until i'm in my 40's or 50's

life isn't so bad, I know I'll still be banging girls in their 20's for the next 20 years if I want to

35 here as well. If your goal is marriage and kids, it’s highly unlikely that you’ll meet a high quality girl once you’re 20s are over.

Those are not age 25 problems. 24 and in perfect health and could pass for freshman in college

>mfw family genetics make us look forever young
>mom was heavy smoker since age 11 and was once heavy into drugs
>dad heavy alcoholic coke addict
>mom and dad both bikers with rebel heart and fuckall cares about health
>mom is 50 now and just starting to look 40

Smoking ages you, and I dont smoke. Plus menopause and shit, so like I will probably look 22 until I am 35.

your 20s*

>actually believing life advice on fit

Never going to make it

There’s no such thing as a “dream girl”. The honeymoon phase eventually ends and you will get annoyed or bored with each other at times. It’s up to you to make things work through the tough times.

you realize lying about your age on tinder can get you in major trouble right ? atleast if you are from the US if the girl finds out she can get you thrown into jail for rape.

lol worst bait ever

Why do you idiots act like everybody lives the same life at the same age? I met a quality woman at 28. Could likely meet a quality woman at 35. You likely just suck at being a human being.