Youre getting too big, user. I'm not a muscley kind of girl...

I am happier with who I am now.

You just need to find a 4'4" woman. As long as you're a foot taller than your partner she won't cheat on you.

woman only say such stupid shit to make themselve feel less superficial

who would say no to a partner who has a better body?

fucking dumbbitches

>tfw no ASMR gf

Seriously how do you live with yourself? if I was you I don't know what I'd do...

No you didn't you stupid cunt. You fell in love with me because I was pretty and didn't give a fuck about your disability. You were banking on the hope that my depression wouldn't resurface. Guess what, cunt, doing a fuckload of drugs every day sure didn't help. I'm glad you fucking dumped me. I'm finally improving for the first time in five years.

>tfw trying to get gf to stop being a cardiobunny and start being THICC

Followed by her then cheating on you if you let yourself go even slightly.

>"Sorry user, but muh emotions"

Hamsterwheeling then starts and user becomes the bad guy for not understanding why her needs are important.

Week later user cheats and then gets his car set on fire and accused of being the devil for not understanding her feelings and how important the sanctity of their relationship is.

Women. Fucking mad I tells ye. Still, they make good sandwiches.

If you don't like me with a different body, you didn't like me at all. gtfo

5'5 manlet here,

>currently talking to this submissive 5'6 qt
>her mom looks like shes in her late 20's
>will make me beautiful and tall(er) children
WE'RE BACK BABY

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>Still, they make good sandwiches.

Is this 2k fucking 08 you mongoloid piece of shit?

Le edgy Reddit man. Fuck you and your fag sob story don't be too upset some retarded girl didn't love you enough.

I've found short women even more aggressively go for tall guys. Girls who don't care that I'm 5"10 always seem to be 5"5-5"10. Which is good, because I find being similar height attractive in girls.

>You getting in better shape makes me feel less secure about my being able to keep you. Please stop or I'll have to actually put in some effort.

ftfy op.

That's Sir Mongoloid to you.

Fair point though, I make better sandwiches than my other half because I actually put some fucking effort into making them. That lazy bitch just sticks a block of cheese in there and that's it, fucking done. No pickle. I mean. Talk about a lack of imagination.

That's probably why she's with me. Har har.

>fucking
>implying

I'm 8 inches, but ok buddy.

everyone is 8 inches on this site buddy

Pics. For research purposes.

>no homo

wow dude
you really misinterpreted that
you sound cynical as fuck
GLHF

as someone who is actually 8 inches i can report most chicks dont give a fuck

prove it fucko
no homo tho

girls who get fat probably say the same thing

I'm 8" too. I think anything between 6-8" is perfect for most women. Much bigger and it can't be comfortable. Any smaller and they can barely feel it.

lmao how does it feel getting mogged by women?

Idk, I'm 9 inches and women have said in the best they've ever had. Feels good man

I'm only 5" and girls tell me the same shit user don't let them stroke your ego and get into your head.

my penis is length and girls said statements about it

This I'm 5 and a half on a good day and have made plenty of girls from penetration alone.
It's in the technique.

That said, under 4 inches and you're probably gonna need a lot of finger work.

This is every woman, with every interest, every time. They like the results, but don't like the effort put in.
You two met at a party or club? Eventually she'll say you spend too much time and money going out.
She fell for you because you're outdoorsy? She'll fall out of it once you take her for an actually long walk on the beach.
Shared interests in sports? Hope you don't like actually going to games: she doesn't like the rowdy guys there.
Somehow connect over vidya? You're spending too much money on it, or playing the games too much.
Cooking? Cook a turkey. She'll complain that you're obsessing over it before the thermometer pops.
Politics? Hoo boy.
And, yes, they're mostly statements of "I'm feeling neglected" or "My interests changed", but they don't say that, they won't admit that, and turns out we like our hobbies.
We lifted before you, and we'll lift after you. Be glad you taught her a lesson about her priorities.

They try to compensate for their garbage genetics

why do you idiots come on Jow Forums and argue about what girls want? there are so many self-confessed virgins and betas on here why do you care what they think about women and what women want?

LMAOing at your lives

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LMAOing at your penis

YO SHIT GOT NO GERF

I don't lift for you
I don't
And I never will

Translation: I am scared you will be too good for me

>I fell in love with you because youre happy with who you are

This would never happen, because I'm never happy with who I am.

It's easier to get fat than to get Jow Forums. Lifting burgs to the mouth ain't lifting.

>who would say no to a partner who has a better body?
A woman who wants to control her man.

This is 100% true.

Lmao this

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i got a small penor but i still get naked in the locker room and my past and current girlfriends are happy with it I don't give a fuck. all of you claim to have 8 inch cocks but are still virgins kek

>She'll fall out of it once you take her for an actually long walk on the beach.
This is nothing, try taking her her out on a hike,.

If you can't support someone striving to be in the best physical health possible then you can't claim to really care about them, let alone love them.

Well I'm happy with who I am now. If you aren't then I'll be even happier when you're gone

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first and foremost: SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

second: If she doesn't want you to be the best version of yourself, just fucking dump that dead weight overboard.

Yes, but people who make excuses don't care. If they did they would be bettering themselves instead of making excuses.

original 8 inch guy here, definitely women enjoy it but I can easily say that it's never been something that was make or break

The fact that you were triggered enough to reply proves that you're lying.

>keeping the bitch after she cheats on you

I've never been cheated on, but if someone cheats on me they are dead to me.

Ignored. Girls want you to be fat and ugly so they don't have to compete. My gf tries to shame me for wanting to be into fitness therefore I train harder.

Fuck out of my face THOT

>because youre happy with who you are
I think you mean someone else.

I hate redpill lingua but this is a shit test. Women will literally try to make you stop lifting and showing how weak you are with phrases like that. That's why you hear it from ALL women, your mom, your gf, your female friends. And then they go home and fuck chad who's even more ripped but never showed weakness.

Also never say that you go to the gym and have an autistic workout and nutrition plan to girls you meet. Women are retarded and only want guys who are "naturally muscular". Yes women are dumb and think you become ottermode from playing soccer 2 times a week.
When a woman asks just say something vague like "I try to stay in shape" or better just say no

you're a fucking idiot for keeping her if she's a gains goblin

>but m-muh love

there are a million other motivated and goal oriented girls that need a strong and dominant male figure in their life and you're choosing to remain with a gains goblin.

I broke up with my girl of 4 years because as I was starting to cut she was introducing 1, 2, 3 cheat meals a week. When I confronted her about it she says that every time I cut down to sub 14% bodyfat I act like a douche and all I want to do is have sex and I get looks from females.

>your mom
This one happened to me, and while I'd expect it from any other woman I cannot fathom why would my own mother see the need to do it to me. Of all the thots out there she's has nothing to gain from me being weak.

So much larping in this fucking thread.

You know what, I'm -7.437284 mm. That's my dick size. Yes, negative. That means I am in DICK DEBT to GOD for SLAPPING your collective MOTHER in the FACE.

I OWE GOD DICK

>Told my gf i was getting fit
>"But i'll miss the belly"

>I fell in love with you because youre happy with who you are

That person never existed

Hit the gym like it's the only place that keeps you alive.

That applies to everyone you MGTOW.

she's your mother and she is worried of injuries and steroids. She will always worry, she's your fucking mother for crying out loud. Me and my brother both got super strong and big this past year (he's 17, I'm 22. I did bodybuilding for 2 years prior to a spinal cyst, now I did strength training and got bigger than I did 2 years of bodybuilding) and she's come to terms with it. Now when we're at social events my dad always goes "tell them how much you can lift off the ground, boys" and my mom always says "I'm just scared they're going to get injured, but I am super proud of both of them". It's just a matter of coming to terms that your mother will worry about you in any situation, be it your first time driving or your first time pulling 405 off the ground.

If you're not ramming the cervix, they don't. If you're retarded, they will care.

But she has. Mothers want to protect their children and let them be as sensible and harmless as possible. Lifting and getting stronger makes you more "dangerous" in many ways (physically, mentally) so a mother doesn't want that.

This is surprisingly good advice.

Big truth. Never completely open up to a women, even in a long term relationship. Just showing one weakness (or whatever a woman sees as a weakness) will result in her losing interest. Put effort, struggle in something is a weakness to them

Define talking, it doesn't mean you're in yet lad. I gave a girl my number and have a date but still aren't 100% sure I'm in

I have had several people dislike my hobbies (/tg/, /out/, and Jow Forums), of both genders.
The men that have disliked it said it's not for them, or they don't like the hobby themselves, but leave it at that.
The women that have tried to get me to stop doing it, no matter what our relationship is (family, friends, dating).
I have picked up hobbies from women I've dated (it's how I got into Magic), and I have seen them enjoy things I do not. I have not stopped them from doing these things.
When you hear stories of men stifling their girlfriend's or wife's hobbies, the men are demonized as wanting to change the woman for the worse.
When you hear stories of women stifling their boyfriend's or husband's hobbies, the men are infantilized as needing to change for the better.

Not once, did she mention steroids, and I cannot possibly injure myself in the gym more than I had in real life, double digit fracture count, scars from face to toes, stabbed twice. She didn't say be careful, she said don't get fitter.

But by becoming stronger and more dangerous I can protect myself and any family I may have better.

So to me it looks more like she's "shit testing" me because her female OS tells her to do it.

True, nothing is guaranteed. This one was raised extremely traditional. She expects me to ask her dad for a blessing to take her out on dates

My gf said she hates how heavy my arms are becoming, since now she cannot sleep comfortably when i hold her.

What should i do? I still look pretty dyel

>blessing to take her out on dates
Uhm what ? I can understand asking for permission for the first time and for the permission to propose, but dates plural ?

>Tallest one in my family
>Only 5'8

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you fell inlove with me
you'll love me no matter what i look like
you have no choice
you are a fat ugly cunt and no one else will ever even look at you never mind love you
maybe if you got your lazy ass up and came to the gym with me you could lose a few pounds then at least i would find you attractive

The good news is that at least you won't have kids. No woman will want to breed with a manlet. The world benefits by having 1 less manlet gene floating around.

are you fucking me

>excuse please I four I England
POO

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They say that if they're dating you and are afraid you'll cheat. I know, because my girl says it to me but strokes my muscles every time we fuck.

YES!

this is how you control a woman

this guy gets it

>staring into the eyes of a picture on a computer screen gives me feels
get me off this ride

the moms sometimes get jealous when you get a gf, they basically want to remain the #1 woman in your life, its some weird freudian thing

>freudian thing
Now that's a low hanging fruit

>I fell in love with you
was i supposed to relate to this post somehow?

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Well. They are once you've found a big enough brick.

monogamy is comedy

You probably are a douche though.

12%, wife fucking loves it

You need a girl besides your mom in your life user. You shouldn't be analyzing this so much...

I don't live with her, in fact I rarely see her, but this is recent so it was on my mind.