24 years old

>a respectable 6
Maybe on a scale of 1 to 60

wtf is that pic? Is that true?

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it's true it happens yeah

How does one prevent themselves from looking this old?

I get decent hits on tinder, not that it seems to help.

1/2

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Don't be obese when your young then lose all the weight too fast.

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she was already having issues before with wrinkles.

That wasn't even funny.

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I bet your friends in highschool thought that was pretty funny.

I didn't though

WHAT THE FUCK, Does bitch also not wipe her fucking ass when she's on her period? Like there's practically a log of shit in there, disgusting bitch.

19 vs 23

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user that's just blood, it becomes more brownish when it dries. The pad is worn centered around the vagina any 'poop' would be all the way on the back of the pad.

No

>Him at 10
>Him at 25

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"i love coffee and reading"

ivantobeleaf.jpeg

>Tfw your father stops feeding you anavar.

my nigga what the FUCK did i just look at that is fucking horrific

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Nice stretch marks, fatty.

Idk if it's just me but every other girl I see on tinder looks at least 10 years older. My limit is set to 24-36

its just bad lightning

1st version is unironically better. now you just look disgusting

I dont think he was on steroid, he doesnt have the body or face of someone who took steroids as a child.

how dare that fucking idiot throw away his genetics like that. kid was in better shape than 99% of adults and didn't want to see his potential?

what's a "steroid as a child"-type face

wells its pretty well known already that steroids can alter the structure of your face. Pretty much you face softens up and you have less features do to fat redistribution, you can also sometimes see an increase in size or shape of the brow.

I have yet to see a kid who was a steroids as a child and wasnt over weight as an adult, more importantly a stunt in growth.

Dont get fat, dont smoke
Most importantly, moisturize and avoid excess sunlight.

lift and don't be a women. Once women are past their natural birthing ages. 18-27 their looks immediately go to shit

Thought that was Mac on the right.

t. Miranda

Women are incredibly boring on tinder, YOU have to do all the work, then YOU decide where to eat and YOU make the conversation interesting and if you pull it off she lays there and lets you fuck her hole. Bumble is not much better I had dozens of matches but every fucking single one when they have to start a convo is "hey". Off tinder is not much better

I stopped myself last time after I got a girl to my place, I felt like choking the bitch while I hate fucked her. So I just drove her home after 5 minutes of her in my house.

Glad I wasnt the only one

i like the first version better, looked like u were made for mothering strong sons

Wtf you made me download that shit

Oh it's that nutritionist chick from JRE.

>period shits
>pissing yourself and being proud that you endured and finished your lift
>puking while lifting
All of that is real, if it never happened to you, you aren't swolemaiden.

youtube.com/watch?v=2wXO1iNMWh0

When you're ugly, you're ugly no matter the weight.

So how's life in Chernobyl?

>genetics
You mean the steroids his owner forcefed him before he paraded him around like a prized dog?

The kid is lucky he isn't a fucking midget with fucked test levels forever.
Hell he's probably had to take HGH and low levels of trt to be normal.

Nope she was just a fat bitch wearing the same retarded underwear your mom wore

Women were a mistake.

White people age like sunburnt dogshit

Whoa, hes 25 now? I remember watching his youtube videos
That's interesting. Anyone know how tall did he get?

wtf im gay now

>respectable 6.

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PURGE

how much weight is that?

She looks about 60

no no no no no no no no. I do not know a single fucking woman who talks like this, this cannot be real

that pic is exactly the type of shit I would expect out of a female Jow Forumsizen

Normal people don't need tinder. WTF do you guys expect.

>that pic
is this what I'm lifting for?

in 2016,clean shaven and shit skin i had a bitch tell me i looked 30,i was 20.
in 2017 after some changes a escort asked for my id before fucking because she didnt believe me i was 21,said i looked 19. Now,2018,some coworkers say i look 24,23,others 19,others 20. This fucks with my mind every single day and gave me colossal self esteem problems.

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fit is making me gayer every day

It's uterine lining/dried blood. You really can't control when it comes out.
Having a period feels like slugs slipping out of your vagina without your control. It is not a constant flow, it's like little "bubbles" of blood occasionally surface and exit your body.
Sometimes they have pieces of dead flesh or coagulated blood in them.

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25kg

How the hell did this happen? She wasn't even that overweight in the first pic.
How did she get all those stretch marks and loose skin? Or did she baloon into a hamplanet sometime in between these pics?

It tried my best to fuck several gfs on their period since they were adamant and got salty when I politely declined. It was horrifying, and the slimy texture was palpable THROUGH the condom. And the mess ... at one point, the most recent of these and I had the idea to do it in the tub, less cleanup.

She's bent over the lip of the tub, one leg pinioned against it, and as I'm shifting my grip on her hips I realize I'm leaving bloody handprints. Everywhere, Smeared across her back, on her ass from a quick slap, splattered around the tub ... It looks like a murder scene. And suddenly I'm wishing the lights weren't as bright, since I feel like a serial killer, pounding away at a blood-smeared girl, whose moans and yelps are now taking on a sinister quality. That moment there, if nothing else, convinced me that the life of a murderer was not for me.

I still finished, but I wasn't happy about it.

No way she's 24
Source?

>tfw got a half chub reading this

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Women actually get more aroused on their periods than normal.
If it weren't for that fact, I don't think any woman would embarrass herself propositioning her bf.

>You weren't born a female jew
Thank god every day.

This surprises me every time.
There are guys so desperate in this world that they can hold and erection and get an orgasm with a woman that fat and ugly.

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Could be a niece/nephew

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blue board baka

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Women can't fucking win here. I used to look like top pic, I'm more than half way to bottom pic. Guys don't look at you before and now you shits are putting her down at a healthier weight. Fucking make up your minds.

Well, she's married now so, hooray? At any rate, weight was clearly only one of her issues. Shame about the tiddies I guess.

IT's not just women. Tons of amazing mens bodies get heat on here. everyone on this board is incredibly insecure about their bodies and projects this self hatred on everyone and everything on here. LEAve while u can m8

Jelly women and trannies are putting her down.

hello newfriends!

Shit... i turn 24 on the 13th of this mother fucking month. I still get id sometimes, and usually get told i look about 18-19.

Whats wrong with women.

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>about to turn 29
>people still think i'm 23-24

Oh the joy of not ever smoking and drinking on a daily basis.

>tfw work at a bar, all the staff are chain smokers / alcoholics and look like 40 when they are early twenties
>wonder why i look so young
>never smoke or drink.

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i finally got a guy willing to try fucking me on my period. it feels so good and my flow isn't heavy at all so barely more messy than reg sex. guess i lucked out on that.

>finally got

You must be ugly af, i regularly fuck my girlfriend when she is on her rags. Sometimes even 3-4 times after tough squat sessions. If your man don't eat ass, or fuck you when you are on your period he don't really love you.

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can't be more than 3pl8 (315)

Woman here,

You can't take any of Jow Forums seriously because most of them are retarded broscience apes that claim they wouldnt touch any girl under an 8, yet have either have no gf or shit gfs.

The bottom pic looks great. Youre going to look great.

I look like a mutant myself, so I actually think her to be a 7 but the narrow frame and acne bothers me.

>will post pics if any interest

they never love me, even the sword bloodier i have now. at least I'd rather not have my ass eaten

>they never love me

I'd love you, but i don't think my girlfriend would want me to have two women.

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>not having 3 gf's at once
never gonna make it

granted they're around 20-24 and I would trade them all for 1 16 yr old in a heart beat but better than none

I've never smoked before but i drink beer all the time. No wrinkles and clean shaven at 29 years old. I get carded every time i buy alc/go out. Girls younger than me get pissed when I'm the only one at the table to get asked for ID.

Stupid thots wasted their skin by being outside in the sun while I protected mine in the comfort of my basement

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>everyone posting "hate" must be men
You are part of the problem

I learned that in 9 out of 10 cases it is another woman that is holding you back. Guys do either not give a shit or nod quietly in acceptance

>tfw work as a bouncer
>always have old bitches, and bitches clearly in the late twenties who always want me to check id's
>Or giggle and start taking it out and try to get me to check it
>"No"
>"You're old enough, get in or move so i cna check other peoples"
>tfw they walk off offended
>Laugh about it with the blokes that were behind

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May as well, I'm sickened, but curious.

really should never ever take anything here seriously

You a shitskin not because of the colour of your skin, but because you let random retards who say stupid shit get you down.

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