ITT: Movies that boost your Testosterone

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Black Hawk Down. Just watching this scene of two Delta Force snipers fighting an entire city full of dindus makes you want to crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women. Oh, and on that note, Conan is a high test movie as well.

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why didn't he use the door mounted minigun?

why would you send in snipers for a close combat exfiltration extraction?

Right in the feels

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>why didn't he use the door mounted minigun?
It doesn't work without a power source and the chopper had no electricity after crashing.

>why would you send in snipers for a close combat exfiltration extraction?
They were the only available troops in the area and they volunteered. They were posthumously both awarded Medals of Honor.

I lift to the score.

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alright then. thanks for answering

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO
I WILL FIND YOU
IF IT TAKES A LONG, LONG TIME

I fucking love Gattica

Old by
Bourne identity
Blade 1 and 2
Cap America ,
Norton Hulk,
Black Panther
The raid
Legendary Super saiyajin Broly
Hajime no Ippo

They volunteered to go in because they were the closest ones there and knew the pilot would die.

Based.
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>capeshit

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20 years after Trump, we'll make a movie: The Last of the Mexicans

Holy soy Batman

Heartfelt as well.

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wtf he sleeps next to his mom?

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COMANDO

This movie resonated so much in me. I was born with shit genetics, unironically, but this movie proved that there is something more than that.

No bully

what is this film?

Rocky 4

Max Test

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The departed
Inglorious basterds
Blood diamond
Scarface
Fury Road
Heat
Crank

Gattaca

It’s in the file name

it has a happy ending :)
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The Raid1/2.

>this fiction proved something

Here we see the average Jow Forumsizen's intellect at work.

movie not available in Australia, well fuck you too dennis.

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Die Hard
300
Gladiator
The Man From Nowhere
John Wick 1+2

Does Fury boost test? Might watch tonight.

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the minigun had over-heated when they were in the air, basically melted or something like that... that's one of the reasons they wanted to get on the ground but it isn't brought up in the movie

>I didn't save anything for the trip back
fucking chills every time man

This and Gladiator, or if you are feeling more reflective The Seventh Seal.

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So.

Oh yeah, Bale Batman.
The first one, the other two were shit.

Gladi is max

Damn fucking right, makes me lift with fire in my heart

The only superhero movies that men should watch are James Bond films

Also the The Punisher from 2004

Is the Netflix show worth watching?

It's mediocre and derivative. Not as good as he was in season 2 of Daredevil, it's hard to top that prison scene I think. Not worth binging but I'd have it on in the background

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as someone in the marine corps, the scene where the guys abuse the girl..reminds me of people I know. I skip that scene a lot. real pieces of shit get into our military

But what about the rest of the film?

Agreed.

Just this scene

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Chopper.

I mean its a good movie. I'm just saying personally that the asshole characters in the movie remind me of people I know and therefor I avoid watching it.

Book of Eli

Thats the point though, its meant to give an insight into what war makes men do

no no no. look up the crimes concerning the marine corps base in okinawa. I swear to god every couple months a marine rapes and murders a local

thansk for sharing man, im watching this shit later.

I watched 300 today.

Got me kinda pumped, when i got to work i negotiated a 2 dollar raise. Not shitting you.

They're almost always white guys too. Like 99.9% of the time.

Boondock Saints

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kike lover

nigger lover

loved them when i was a kid, but rewatch them; bond is incredibly incompetent. also the women for the most part are nice but not best in class
desu the matt helm films that starred dean martin were unironically better in terms of both action and women

>no no no. look up the crimes concerning the marine corps base in okinawa. I swear to god every couple months a FUCKING NIGGER rapes and murders a local
FTFY

that's some next-level subtle trolling there, fella

APOCALYPSE NOW (based on Joseph Conrad's "Heart of Darkness")
BRIDGE OVER THE RIVER KWAI
CANNONBALL RUN
CONAN THE BARBARIAN (the original)
CORIOLANUS
CROSS OF IRON
DEATH WISH (the original and not the niggerloving remake)
DIRTY HARRY
ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK
EXCALIBUR (1981)
FORCE 10 FROM NAVARONE
FULL METAL JACKET (this is a remake of THE BOYS FROM COMPANY C without the soccer and the magic nigger)
OUTLAW JOSEY WALES
PALE RIDER (it's a remake of SHANE which is also very good)
PLAY DIRTY
SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT
TERMINATOR (the first one)
T2 (the second Terminator film)
THE ADVENTURES OF ROBIN HOOD (1938)
THE BIRTH OF A NATION (the original and not the niggerloving recent film by that name)
THE DEVIL'S BRIGADE
THE DIRTY DOZEN
THE EAGLE HAS LANDED
THE GUNS OF NAVARONE
THE GREAT ESCAPE
THE ITALIAN JOB (original with Michael Caine)
THE MAN WHO WOULD BE KING
THE MALTESE FALCON (original 1931 version, not the Bogart version)
THE MARK OF ZORRO (1940)
THE THREE MUSKETEERS and THE FOUR MUSKETEERS (1970s with Michael York and Oliver Reed)
THEY LIVE
TREMORS
TRUE LIES
UNFORGIVEN
URBAN COWBOY
USED CARS