ITT: Times you were Chad

Funny how chadposting brings the beta manlets out of the woodworks

> orientation day
> freshman year college
> been lifting since I was 13, 18 now
> my whole high school years were spent in /gym/
and /football/
> paid off finally
> group of 10 guys and 10 qTs. I’m standing at 6’3 and 205 lbs. by far biggest dude there
> rest 9 guys are Manlet Mexicans/Asians and twink white guys
> The girls start giggling and looking in my direction
> doing ice-breakers
> paired up with really cute brunette, she asks me “how I got so buff”, end up getting her number and hitting it off
> ends up becoming my girlfriend lol
> 6 months together, a little gay yes but I don’t care

(You)
(You)

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why does this pic accurately describe my live

except iam 23 but
fuck me
its over
why lift?
why live?

rip

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>that 30 years old guy thinking is chad but browses a taliban tomatoe breeding blacklist

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good on ya man, wish i had taken gym and sports more seriously when i was 13 (and continued doing so through puberty)

the issey miyake turtle neck steve jobs was rocking was godlike

but soy boys can eat shit, i agree.

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>girl got near me
>im totally a chad

are you in middle school or something?

whats wrong with turtlenecks
how else do you hide neckfat from bloatmaxxing

Sorry cuccboi, but you're wrong

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Lol you look insecure as hell, who the fuck cares about lesser males, you even remember how did he look

kek
I never said I felt bad for him
I just think you're a faggot because of the way you described it
If it wasn't a conscious decision to be a faggot, then I don't know why you have your panties in a twist
I also said it probably felt nice because I think it probably did
good for you getting mire'd, faggot
>pic related

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yesterday.
>be me at the bar i go every wednsday
>its pretty packed and i'm with a girl i'm hooking up with and some friends
>i start talking to a girl that i know on other table
>she tells me she wants to break up with her bf but doesn't know how
>i tell her to chug a tequila shot, call him and tell him its over
>she does that and now she is single
>she thank me and i go back to my table
>i start making out with the girl i came with and she asked me if i wanted to see a movie at her place
>we go there and fuck like crazy
>about 1 hour later i tell her i need to go and i go back to the pub to hang out with my friendss again
>the girl recently single girl is waiting for her uber on the door
>i offer her a ride because she lives on the same street as i do
>i drop her home and ask to go on her bathroom and for a glass of water
>as we were waiting for the elevator we started making out hard
>i fucked her for more than 1 hour straight and after i came i passed out on her bed with her
>i wake up with my phone ringing, late for work and a super hangover
>on my way to the car i see her ex boyfriend leaving his car with a huge flower bouquet and a box

>bloatmaxxing
>not wearing the bloatcoat as a badge of honor

i am not so sure you will make it

Keep lifting grandpa

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you sound happy, full of optimism
you should stop coming here if you don't want that to change, honest advice

i might have phrased it in an odd way because english isn't my first language

anyhow, i rarely mog others or get to be the chad in a situation but this story was definetely an exception to that.

i had a good night, just let me have this one lads. truth is i'm insecure as fuck

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>esl
>mogging anyone
Care to extrapolate?

what do you mean? you can mog other guys in your native language even if it is not english

work on your brain gains, kiddo

kek

If I knew what being Chad was like, I would be Chad, wouldn't I? What's the point of this thread? Mental masturbation? Am I doing it right?

It’s never too late brother

Haha I know. I barely come here anymore. Maybe once every 2 weeks? This board really deteriorated a lot. Seems like everyone is just insecure about everything here now

Keep it up user

so people can tell made up stories and get their fabricated egos stroked

>>Hoarding money and start a side business that makes more than primary job
What does your business do? I also want to start one after I graduate but not sure whats profitable.

what business??

>says he's 22
>types out K E K

larp

>Roommate is a top tier shitbag
>Thinks he's the hottest thing since sliced bread
>Always ragging on me
>It's wrestle night and I'm the new guy so I get to go first
>He's laughing like it's going to be easy
>Fight starts
>I have him in an arm bar and tapping out in literally less than a minute
>He starts whining about how I tried to take his arm out of his socket
Felt pretty fucking Chad right then

>Grizzly can't mog anyone because he doesn't speak English
Do you know how stupid you sound?

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>things that never happened

>normal friends try to have a friendly wrestle
>"hey maybe we should invite user. He's always in his room alone. He's really bitter; I bet he doesn't have any friends."
>"yeah I guess"

and then you proceed to go full autist and fuck up your roommate. Well, congrats retard. You won.

You're making it user. Keep it up

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Care to extrapolate?

>start out as 57 kilo skellymode end up 90kg lean
>got approached to do life modelling at an art gallery
>actually sweet gig, mostly hens nights and shit
>get paid to get mired
>sip whiskey and do retarded poses
>get comfortable enough to chat girls up with wang out
a-am I chad yet?

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Nice try trying to spin this, but it won't work. I know his type of people too well. I'm proud of what I did and I'd do it all again

>inventing additional bullshit for someone else's internet story

>Be at house party with my gf
>She's talking to some guy
>introduces me turns out to be her ex
>he goes in to shake hands but i just stare him down
>brushes it off and keeps talking to her
>I keep sizing him up knowing even though hes 7 inches taller then me I could take him
>Leave conversation without saying a word
>Hang by the pong table flexin my ceps to get his attention after I make kobe after kobe shot
>he keeps talking to her trying hard to ignore my mogging
>everyones leaving party
>grab gf to go but she says she has to go somewhere for the night
>Grab some chiptole and go to bed

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Sounds to me like you're insecure as fuck, bro. bro.

It's now ill eagle to add horse shit to bullshit.
Who knew?

Good work man, you showed him who's boss

pic made me sad user

thanks for proving he's right

>At bar with friends facing away from crowd
>Feel hand on shoulder, turns out it's my TA from comp sci
>Turn around and hug her
>I try and pull away after a few seconds, but she keeps hugging me
>When she finally does let go, her hands lingered on my back and shoulders
>Her boyfriend sees and promptly leads her away to the complete opposite side of the bar
>Last call 2AM (fuck PA) and she is leaving
>Hugs me again but this time holds it even longer

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she wants your seed bro

based 30-year-old poster

>tfw this happened to me, except I was the ex
Does that make me chad?

THEY NEVER LEARN

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I lol'd

>be in french class
>fashion show, we have to speak in french about the items we are wearing
>taking easy route I enter class just in swimming shorts
>french teacher starts touching my arms and abs asks if I work out
>get blowjob from french teacher after class

Nice

Do you do it with an erection?

well...where did she have to go?

no, but that would be an absolute power move

>be at party talking with sloot
>she turns to walk away and get us both another beer since she can jump the line with her pussy and tits
>notice her thong hanging out
>slip my finger under the strap and pull her back towards me
>make out with her in the middle of the room
>she gets us more beer
>take her home and fuck the shit out of her
>mfw I wish I was still in college

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Last night
>get together with different rappers from the city to do freestyle shit to random beats
>chill night, blonde bunny ive never met is the only girl around. We're all laughing and having fun.
>she's super bubbly, acts dorky but has a hot little body. I guess 10 years older than me but damn I have a thing for blondies.
Anyway
>notice all the signs she's giving off. Looks at me every time she laughs, touches my arm, literally looks up and down my body, stands or sits near me at every chance. Pays no attention to everyone else, even the group she was hanging out with.
>I semi ignore her but smile and laugh with her, only giving her partial attention
>I head out and tell her nice to meet her. She jumps from her seat, hugs me and said she needs my contact info. Give her my Snapchat and head out.
Someone said she has a husband, so I assume he doesn't give her the attention she wants. I'll keep you guys posted.

STOP!! YOU'RE MESSING WITH THE TIMELINE!

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Nice

>Someone said she has a husband, so I assume he doesn't give her the attention she wants.

More like he gives her all the attention she deserves but she thinks she's entitled to more and she found some dork to screw around with in some sort of marital oneupsmanship.

Don't kid yourself, it could be literally any dick.

Nice

Raper jajajajaja

>going to bar TWICE
>driving after
>Chad
Sick drunk driving BRAD

good thing this was after your cut or sitting on your computer might not have gone so well

underfinanced nigger without a proper father figure detected

ITT : Women are unfaithful sluts and you should never be in relationship even if you think you're alpha, she will do it to somebody else one day.

did his weird curly mustache feel good?

Nice

you can just say nigger

i love you for posting this user

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>wrestle night

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Nice

Nice

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I had no intentions of doing this
>Be me 250lbs, 5'8", been hanging out with a fitness buddy so i had decent arms. Kind of fat bear mode.
>Been talking to a girl for a while
>Know she used to date a real spazzy friend of mine.(more of an acquaintance, we get along and we only hangout when we have mutual friend).
We can call him Mr.x
>Her twin sister confirmed that she never even touched him, merly saw one movie with him and took 2 months to tell him they werent together.
>Me and her get along very well, constantly touching each other and essentially erotic play.
>I havent asked her out yet.
>Show up late to a party 4th of july party.
>Her, Her sister, and the Mr.x is there.
>He is about 6.4" and incredibly lanky so he is basically hovering over her because she is only 5'2"
>I walk over and start talking to her sister because im not worried about Mr.x
>She grabs ahold of my hand and tugs it
>So i tug and her back
>She over plays it and rolls herself into my arms.
>We begin talking or a bit, and he still hovers around.
>Everyone decides to go outside to watch the firework show on the lake.
>We all walk out together.
>I remember i keep some blankets in the back of my car so i go get them so we dont have to sit on the grass
>I hand mr.x one, her sister one and I go to hand her one but she says she would just sit with me.
>Mr.x looks dissapointed
>We lay because its steep hill
>She start to complain about the cold so i throw the extra blanket over us
>She acts like there isnt much blanket so braces herself against my body and i put my arm under her and bring her closer.
>My nose is pretty much in her hair and its intoxicating
>She looks up at me and i go in for the kiss.
>We start making out.
>Mr.x gets and leaves
>I put new extra blanket under my head and allow her to use my arm as a pillow.
>Me and Her leave together, I notice Mr.X is just sitting in his car.(maybe crying?)
Me and her end up having a great relationship until she left for college and we couldnt keep up

Nice

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What business?

Nice

Nice

In other word you got all hyped up because a girl hugged you? Haha

>be me
>walking down the hallway by the cafeteria in like junior highschool or middleschool or something
>share a grudge with an angry manlet child
Never really learned what his problem was desu, probably something stupid I was doing at the time, but I digress...
>he charges up behind me one day in a fit of autistic rage and smashes his one and a half inch steel three ring binder over the back of my head
>stop
>blink twice
>turn around
>look at him half crouched behind me looking between my face and his obviously bent to shit binder
>touch the back of my head
>put two and two together
>turn 360 degrees and continue walking back to class while laughing the whole way

tl;dr
Manlet child broke his binder over the back of my head and I laughed at him while moonwalking down the entire hallway

lmao

Nice

>on walk with two friends to a bench with a pretty sweet view overlooking a hill.
>see a guy sitting on a long bench with a girl, they look like they are having a moment.
>go up with friends to the bench and ask “yo, mind if we sit here?” with zero fucks given.
>the bench cucked guy says “umm... sure” and we sit down right next to them.
>in half a minute they leave while me and my mates enjoy the view.

I was a chad and I didn’t notice it until one of my mates pointed out what I had done.

Sounds like autism actually.

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Haha... Y-yeah... Sounds like... Ha ha

>at grad school
>some professor is giving a lecture
>sexy girl sits right next to me
>i know her from the faculty but never actually talked with her
>she starts making comments
>rubs against my arm to call my attention
>leans really close to say stuff to me

It'd been ages since anything like it happened.

>waiting at bus station to go to work
>got a heavy ass bag on my back
>some petite college girl waiting at same station with 2 giant suitcases
>bus pulls up
>its some older shitty model with like 3 stairs to get inside
>she cant lift the suitcase more than 1 step at a time
>offer help
>lift both at once (felt like 30-35kg each)
>she's looking at me like I'm God
>talks my ear off the entire ride
>gives me her number

The only time I truly felt Chad

>21, with GF of 5 years.
>Highschool sweetie, all that immature shit
>She's manipulative as fuck, but started normal. Small changes over 5 years are hard to notice.
>In the last year and a bit I was dealing with some serious depression, and she began using that to become manipulative and controlling.
>Would belittle me, throw fits if she didn't like how I acted/dressed. Would try and destroy friendships of mine, would constantly go through phones/computers looking for tiny little things to get jealous/mad over and then fight about them
>Was (stupidly) still in love with her.
>Not long after she goes psycho, she comes clean, tells me she cheated on me.
>Once while drunk at a party. Once while away with her friends for the weekend. Once while celebrating graduation.
>Blames me for it all. Says I wasn't good enough for her, wasn't doing enough to please her. Cheated because she "didn't want to be with a loser".
>Depressed and broken me believes that shit.
>We talk about making it work, she wants me to try better to please her.
>Together for another 4 - 5 months by this stage, still a shitty relationship
>She one day just leaves
>No message, no phone call, no conversation
>All her shits gone, and she's no where to be seen
>A week goes by and I finally manage to hear from her, asking wtf is going on
>She says she's done
>Ask for her to come back
>She makes it clear she's not interested
>Spend some time alone, begin questioning/blaming myself for that shit
>Depression in overdrive
>Friends try and help out a lot, despite the shit that happened when I was with my ex
>After a while they help me realise that it wasn't me who was the issue in the relationship
>They begin taking me out places, getting me to experience more rather than sit in my sorrows
>Encouraging bros make shit alright

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