How did you LOSE the genetic lottery?

>dad is tall, athletic but has dull features
>mom is petite but has attractive, sharp features
>I'm short with dull features
I couldn't even get one positive trait from my parents.

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I store fat in the shittiest fucking places. Around my fucking waist is the worst. My legs literally have striations, but I have lower back fat and some love handle action going. Kill me.

>mildly autistic
>bad hairline (halted with Fin though)
>flared ribs
>shitloads of upper back hair

I'm tall with a good frame and jawline though, so I guess there's that.

Yeah, but youre on fin.
That means that you're going to be an impotent castrated half of a man in a year or so.

Sorry bro.

>Sensitive skin
>Manlet and wristlet
>Barrel chest
>Jawlet

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6 inch dick

osteoarthritis of knees at 24.
Schizophrenia at 18 caused me to drop college undiagnosed until 24.

>6’3’ lanklet
>crooked mouth
>long nose
>only sport im outstanding at is running
>innate vo2 max probably not good enough to go professional but maybe d1 if i keep at it?

Making the best out of what i got, other than those very happy with myself+ life.
I go through cycles of hating my looks and liking them, do you feel the same Jow Forums?

lol@u kunts with

5'7 manlet
on top of that wristlet
on top of that shit arm genetics
>tfw forever sticc arms

Rate my genetic roll
>pros
Naturally somewhat big and strong
Barrel chested
Naturally thick neck
Wide face
130 IQ
Big hands
High drug/alcohol tolerance
7 inch dick
>cons
5'10"
Fat cheeks at 13% bf
Unsymmetrical face
Average shoulders
Average wrists
Very prone to sunburn
Big hips

I am very privileged to have no major physical disabilities. I don't think it's very noble to complain about stuff like my weak pecs. Not when someone I know was born paraplegic and still manages to be the focus of my admiration.

the 5'10 height high iq and high drug tolerance sounds like youre a high test high est manlet

>Psoriasis on face

At least i'll be able to get some reptilian cuties

serial killer genes

>5'5''
>balding since 17
>child bearing hips

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>having red hair
>2018
just end yourself breh

>5'4

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT

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The only serial killer gene there is being under 6 ft

>in this pic is your life

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>6'3''
>effortlessly lean
>attractive enough that i get 3-4 compliments per week from strangers walking by
>never any trouble with girls
>healthy, no diseases and rarely sick
>tan skin, dark hair, dark eyes. native american
>above average iq, 129
>too fucking emotional
>begin dating girl
>goes well
>after we get to the point where we're spending multiple nights together, i get super sad if we dont see eachother for a day or two.

basically im an emotional nambi pambi.
at least everything else is good, and i dont let this affect the relationship, its just something i feel and attempt to ignore.

>5'7

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body full of E

>How did you LOSE the genetic lottery?

Being naturally unflexible as shit and not being able to snatch due stiff joints

>Small head
>Very wide shoulders
>Great insertions in general, especially ab insertions
>144 iq
>Still gaining muscle very quickly even 2 years in
>Naturally large calves
>Narrow hips
>Sharp jaw line

In order to be blessed with all of these great things, I was cursed with
>Slightly uneven pec insertions (supposedly no one can even tell except for me)
>Had real gyno (not that pseudogynecomastia bullshit)
>Manlet (5'10)
>Very long legs (looked strange when I had been lifting for 3 months or so, as my upper body looked like I had been training for years, yet my lower body looked only slightly trained considering the time I trained)

>5'10
>Scoliosis and misaligned shoulders
>croocked teeths
>huge acne
>weak jawline
>literally all my muscles have high insertions
>introvert

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>chest gap
>stutterer.

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my dick is too massive

You can fix most of that, user. Keep hope alive

>Acne
Consult a dermatologist if you really need it, but periodically using benzoyl peroxide got rid of my horrible pizza face. My acne was caused by excessive oil production FYI
>Scoliosis
Consult a chiropractor and get a back brace. That's what my uncle did who had scoliosis during his teen years
>Crooked teeth
Braces are outdated now that Invisalign or however it's spelled exists.
>Weak jawline
Start chewing gum, mewing, and begin a cut if you are fat

God speed user. At least you don't have gyno.

>tfw prone to obesity
>tfw no spacial vision whatsoever, and have to use gps driving even for usual places and even walking
>tfw shortsighted
>tfw prone to sweat on my armpits and have to change shirt like every 4 hours
>tfw 5'11

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>tfw I forgot to add receding hairline at 21 and not knowing if it stops there or keeps going

Congenital heart defect that will kill me by the time I hit 50 if I don't get a transplant.

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>huelets shitting on red hair

please go.

dad racemixed with a nigger
>kill me
>racemixing should be outlawed

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my gigantic equine dick makes it a real bitch to find comfortable pants.

Anglo teeth

Physically not much besides my shitty chest gap.
>6'1
>full head of hair, blue eyes
>broad body
>decent face
>7.5 inch dick

Mentally though i'm fucking wrecked, luckily I just stick to myself and it's harder to notice

acne
shitty teeth + underbite
tall parents but ended up only 6'1
balding but can't grow solid beard
depression

Does it feel scary?
Best of luck to you user.

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blessed with:
>thick and long eyelashes any bitch would kill to have naturally
>high IQ(unlike everyone who claims this here, i have achievements to prove it)
>heart shaped hairline
>bog tier chin
cursed with:
>short jaw, had to have it fixed as a child
>overbite i had to get fixed
>complexion slightly darker than i would like
>extremely small myopia in one eye

>Clinical depression
>5ft9
>flared ribs
>shitty nasal layout
>alregies
>underbite
>Low test(Fixed by onion pill)
>Achne(Fixed by salicylic acid pads)
>Toes crack when I walk

At least I have good heart and cancer resistance genetics. grandpa got his acne treated by x-ray therapy in the 30s, lived to his late 70s and had kids though.

forgot to add i'll never go bald, my dad is well in his 50's and has 0 bald spots

6'1 but 30" legs
have the body of this faggot

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Spot on

6'5 and 32" inseam. I could be worse

No, unless you compare me to my dad.

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Permanent dark circles under my eyes.
My mom has them and no matter what I do I can't get rid of them, I could sleep 10 hours a day and they will still be there.
This is further accentuated because i'm pale as fuck.
In the summer if I try to tan I get progressively more freckles on my body.
Forever a raccoon

Born in 1988

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bald

? low estrogen makes you tall tired and unable to get boners

>pros
none
>cons
white

Don't be so sure, my father is the same but I'm already starting at 20. I think my maternal grandfather was bald, tho

I'm the same but also with no chin, life sucks man

Dad is 187 cm
And I'm 180 cm 19 years

>thick brown hair
>red beard
>blue eyes
Compliments almost every day on one of them. Feels good man.

bad eyesight, lazy eye (got these fixed with surgery), slight jew nose, bad bicep insertion

look like king kike

pic related

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women with red hair are exotic fuckable trophies that get to pass on their genes.

men with red hair are ginger trash waiting to be purged, and completely unfuckable, unless they are funny & can use that to get women drunk.

>130 IQ
>unsymmetrical instead of asymmetrical
Alright buddy.

Always weird to me, that discrepancy. I don't understand why it's so unattractive to women.

pale skin is a turn unattractive on men and attractive on women.

post face

a few food allergies, hernias for days.

Otherwise im pretty alright.

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im black

>6'2
>weak jawline
>small chin
>pale irish skin which freckles instead of tan
>large forehead woth shitty hairline
>acne scars on face
>eye injury from when i was 6 leaving one eye looking severely damaged
>long giraffe neck

I win bois

Every time I post in a thread it dies

>Only 5'9"
>Store fat almost exclusively in lower back and lower abdomen
>Weak jaw
>Thick body hair everywhere (including back)
>Started balding at 25 but thankfully it has slowed down dramatically
>Depression and anxiety (diagnosed back in 2005 - attempted suicide twice)
>Crappy vision

Get a thick neck and you look sick cunt

delusional hairlets

>3.5 inch dick
>Happa
>ADD
>BPD

Fuck me.

You must be ugly as shit then or be balding for your red hair to not be an automatic complement. I feel like I look like an ogre and am fat but even i get tons of complements on my hair. As long as I don't cut it anyway

what kind of red are you tho? Is it auburn or piss-orange?

I'd say auburn

Mfw weak chin and unstraight fucked up teeth

sorry bro you're not a redhead. You can't take claim to our identity unless you understand the struggle

>25
>Ear hair
>nose hair
>Hair on cock
>Hair on ass
>Hair covers 90 percent of body
>Can't grow a beard

Does nofap actually help beard growth or not? Only thing I can grow is a moustache

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>grandpa got his acne treated by x-ray therapy in the 30s

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Are you guys me? also 5' 10"

Born with Gyno
Born with a womans torso
Born with a womans hairline
Born with a tiny penis
I am straight but everyone thinks I am gay.
Only gays hit on me while girls reject me.

Get testicle cancer later on
Now it only have one testicle
My penis looks like it shrunk after getting the testicle removed

Go to the gym and notice that dudes who look like they are at 150 pounds are lifting more than me, I am 200 pounds.

I can say with the utmost confidence that I have the worse genetics in all of Jow Forums.

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Height?

>WAAAAAAAAAHH IM 6'3

Shut the fuck up

>jew nose
>chinlet
the jew nose makes the chinlet even more pronounced
I'm 6'3" tho so at least I'm not a manlet

>5'11"
>extremely slow, literally was cut from varsity sport team in high school
>5.5" peenie
>allergies to shit like grass and cats
>unironically diagnosed and being treated for bipolar type 2

That is impressively shit. That is so shit, I think all you can do is just sit back and laugh at how shit it all is. I am just sorry for you, friendo.

>balding at 20, not bad but it's very visible on top. Still looks okay from front/sides
>dick could be an inch bigger, but 6 isn't that bad

audible kek

Pros:
>8 inch dick
>hair for days
>blue eyes

Cons:
>bad skin sometimes
>6/10 face
>7/10 body
>5'8'' manlet

i cry myself to sleep

>have blonde hair whole childhood
>puberty hits
>hair turns red blonde

fuuuuyarkk it's so fucking unfair