DEAD LIFT CHANT PART4. ORCS FOR REAL THIS TIME

Okay bear with me here Jow Forums because i'm about to unleash my full autism. I made a deadlift chant/song that youre supposed to sing when doing deadlifts. Now the way I imagine this in my head is like about a dozen warrior orcs (was dwarves) all singing this in unison.
Okay here are the lyrics. (already made a thread but adding suggestions) Also some one came up with the idea than whenever one of us deadlifts that we chant this, and through some combined meme magic hivemind our strength will be combined within some kind of mana pool.

RIP IT FROM THE GROUND
FIVE HUNDRED POUNDS
[this is where most fathers die]

PULL IT FROM ITS ROOTS
MUST BANG THE SLOOTS

RIP IT. PULL IT. RIP IT. PULL IT.
TILL MY BACK BREAKS. UNTIL MY KNEES ACHE.

RIP IT FROM THE GROUND.
FIVE THOUSAND POUNDS.

This is how its supposed to sound.
Feel free to add your on voice to the chant so that we can combine our powers. (this is just me)

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This is what we have so far. ITS COMING ONLY REALLY WELL.

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I NEED MORE RECORDINGS. REMEMBER, WE ARE ORCS.

ALSO I AM NOT OP, BUT HE HASNT BEEN POSTING SO I WILL. FOR THE HORDE

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Mine from last thread

Dwarves was better

why even come up with this shit when you could be blasting this, and it has most fucking insane breakdown that will cause you to smash every PR

youtu.be/EHs4W_nyjg4

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I knew which song was gonna be only seeing the album pic, mein fucking nigger

expected flying whales but still good

WELL ITS ORCS NOW
how could i forget. added

this fucking board

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Why would Orcs need to lift to bang sluts? It's really immersion breaking

this is potentially the gayest thing I've seen on Jow Forums

I am crying this is the best post I've seen on Jow Forums in years oh my god

This is literally

>/FAT NECKBEARDS THAT DID A lmao1pl8 DL SCREAMING IN THE MICROPHONE/ general

OP here with a new SYNC.
what a beautiful mess we've made

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Why is the backround music so fuxking shit Its unclear af

Would sound better without the trash backround noise/ "music"

oh lord i was the one that posted this in the second thread lmao i feel honored

Ask and you shall receive
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Blame there original OP who started this, Im just making the syncs.

add your chant pussy

im at the studio. taking a shit right now. I'm not taking part in any of this autism, I told this a million times. I am only here for the laughs. Maybe if I'm bored enough after I mix this record down I'll lay down some vocals. Maybe.

AFTER SQUAT AND PRESS

TO DIDDLY WE PROGRESS

CUZ WHEN YOU POST ON Jow Forums

YOU NEVER DO A SPLIT

WE'LL LIFT UNTIL WE DIE

WE PUSH IT TO THE BRINK

BECOME THE STRONGEST GUYS

ALL FOR THE LOVE OF TWINKS

These syncs are on point. Ty OP

Care to extrapolate?

SO IF YOU WANT THE BRAPS

GO GET YOUR BELT AND STRAPS

THE PLATFORM, SHE AWAITS

WE'LL FILL THE BAR WITH PL8S

OUR BACKS WILL NEVER FOUND

AND WITH A MIGHTY SOUND

WE'LL RIP IT FROM THE GROUND

FIVE MILLION POUNDS

>*NEVER ROUND

Ballin, thanks brus

lol bruh
np my dudes

Dear lord what is this autism!

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AUTISM IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

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still the only content to come out of this board in years

Now this is the Jow Forums I know and love

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Here you go, may we all die from autism

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thank you user, it will be added

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going for a deadlift PR today.

wish me luck orcish brethren

RIP IT FROM ITS ROOTS BROTHER

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>WHAT IS IT, WHAT DO YOU SMELL

>MANLETS

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