ITFT: We discuss locker ROOM horror stories
jesus christ. is this how you start all of your conversations? by contributing nothing?
agreed
also i saw some old man in a cutoff charge in and call some guy a faggot for having his phone out. i guess he thought he was taking pictures or something, so he straight up walked over to the guy and grabbed him by the arm and walked him out. he was yelling something about "if you're gay, GO ONLINE" when he turned the corner out of the locker room. i walked out and saw him shaming the guy in front of the staff and most members in the lobby area. the next day there were tons of signs all around about how you can't have your phone out anywhere - including the weight room.
Bump
I saw an old guy's cock once
My swimming pool locker rooms are always crowded with mothers showering their little children because "the other rooms are full". There are some good looking mamas among them.
Thats it.
you sick fuck they aren't ready yet
>hungry skeleton
>doing the zyzz pose in front of the mirror
>myrongaines.jpg
>suddenly a guy walks in
>he freezes for a second and laughs
>"youll make it brah"
>"t-thanks man."
I'm fat as fuck and do the zyzz pose in the mirror every once in a while, so far down 40 pounds
I hope I'll make it
we're all going to make it
No horror stories but once had a butterface walk around the locker room for well over an hour stark naked, talking on the phone, doing her hair and make up ect, saving her clothes until dead last. Great body and she knew it but she made everyone feel so weird. Overheard the other women in the gym bitching about her outside the locker room whenever one of them entered/left.
When she finally put clothes on and left every girl was staring daggers at her. I've never seen a more hated woman in my life lmao
once in the locker room i was looking down to avoid seeing old man cock
while looking down actually run into naked old man with foot in bench and we both fall over and now i’m attracted to old men
> To to my expensive swimming club.
> Forgot my towel.
> ohshit.jpg
> Take of shorts quickly and put them in cylinder drainer.
> dumbass kids walk in..." Oh my god I'm blind."
> they saw my ass.
> keep doing what I was doing.
> dry off shorts on hand dryers.
> put on clothes.
> " Sir. I need to speak to you."
> Guy tells me I would be kicked out of club if that ever happens again.
> Walk out in shame to kids father waiting for me.
> Not a single fuck was given that day.
> People really this sensitive...i'v seen old guys asshole never said anything.
> Kids are probably faggots.
> Go back next day staff avoids me.
> Hot girl at front desk does not say hi.
> WTF
>that dyel faggot who brings a shaker cup with whey and proceeds to drink it after his workout
W-wait why's that bad?
I just drink it on my walk home.
Nothing turns me on like women hating other women
>put them in cylinder drainer
what?
I shower naked at the public pool whenever i swim there, all my family does as far as i know. We went there for a kids birthday and all came out to shower before leaving at about the same time. Some poor father brought his kids in while most of us were still there and awkwardly sent them to the toilets
I think is talking about people that sit in the locker room doing it. There's these two dyel high schoolers that come in my gym like once every week or two on saturday and do some
there's a guy that comes in my gym once a week or so and does a bunch of stretches and shit on the damp floor of the locker room. Like he'll be lying down on that shit. I'm going to ask him next time if he thinks there's a more sanitary place to do that
Had this one guy tell me about his sexual exploits in the past, guess he's kind of a bigshot where he comes from. Anyway, said he used to go up and grab women by the pussy, and they just let him do it. Shit ended up on the news I guess, I don't follow that sort of thing. What really scares me though, is if someone snuck a microphone into that locker room, how do I know they weren't taking pictures of my dingus when I wasn't looking?
Wtf, that would never happen here, was he actually taking photos? Bit ott dont you think?
There is always an old guy I see in the locker rooms but not in the gym.
Not a locker room but a bathhouse in Germany: walked in on an old guy doing yoga and saw his asshole.
Im on your side Op ive seen old man dick at like age 10, nothing new
Fuck you.
>hanging out at bathhouses
correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't bathhouses just places for faggots to be their degenerate promiscuous selves and spread fucking STDs?
Lol
underrated
fuck off
is this a thing in America?
In my country you are literally forced to shower naked before you can enter the pool.
I think he means the suit dryer, the spinner thing that spins water of your suit.
what tha fuck, you people are living in a different world than me
cock lover
i think you were gay from the start user
fuuuuuh
>walking into locker room
>guy walking out has a funny look on his face and says to "watch out"
>I start to think it was some weird threat but he seemed like a nice guy...idk
>before I can finish the thought, I walk in the locker room and there's a guy in his 70's with hair down to his belly button using a blow dryer by the front sinks to blow off the underside of his ballsack while bare ass naked
>he has one foot up on the counter and is all hunched over like a bulldog fucking a football, staring at his nuts that he's drying off with the blowdryer at an angle that can hit the rear-underside of his sack and gooch.
>do a 360 and walk the fuck out of there and see the guy that warned me and just bust out laughing
i have one
>having intense debate over whether or not the cuniform in SG:SG1 was pre or post moses on discord with autist vidya bros
>have to go lift so carry on the conversation over snapchat
>chillin' in locker room, making my PWO, putting in my earbuds, stretching
>"pre-exodus cuniform was pictographic, you fucking mong"
>ohfuckno.jpg
>snap pic of the lockers in front of me
>"then i suppose these are dialectic then huh retard lmao kys"
>lock phone with a smug smile
>look up
>shirtless gym regular staring at me
>"the fuck, bro?"
>he leaves
>now all the other regulars he hangs out with give me strange rooms and ignore me intentionally
I-I think I should switch gyms
Today some guy was fucking weighing himself naked, like his 1 ounce underwear would fuck with his number.
Once went there to use the toilet, two naked 30 year olds were having a casual conversation with iron eye contact, is this some kind of competition or something?
Just kys