Jow Forums, I don't know where else to go other than here...

Jow Forums, I don't know where else to go other than here. I'm sure one of you guys has dealt with a situation like this and can offer help.

I met a girl on Tinder and nailed her last Friday. At first I was wearing a condom, but then she begged me to take it off. I refused, but she insisted and slowly pulled it off. And like a dumbass, I continued to fuck her. I didn't cum inside her, but I did finish on her back/stomach several times that night.

Well, two hours ago she sent me a text with a picture of a positive pregnancy test. I legit think this is a shakedown. Some of my other friends have advised me to block her and move on with my life-- that there's no way a girl can know this quickly, and she was pregnant before we had sex.

What do you guys think?

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block her and get a new identity lol

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She was already pregnant, that's why she begged you to take your condom off. Disregard that hoe and do s paternity test if it ever comes to that, it's probably a nigger what impregnated her

Way too soon for a positive result on a pregnancy test. Fuck her off and if careful in future.

IF SHE BREATHE

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Listen to your friends, they're good friends. you cant know within a week to know if you're pregnant

It's a shakedown big time. Block her and if it all goes tits up down the line, get a paternity test. You didn't but I'm her and it's far too quick to know.

>being on Tinder
>dealing with shitty women
NOT EVEN ONCE

literallyreversegooglesearch/10

try harder god damn it

Fuck that is not your baby don't be fooled mutt man

It looks really fucky dude. She begged you to fuck her raw and then sends you that. It would be a wise move to block her. But you could also ask for undeniable proof that it is yours and not some other guy's. She could very well have gotten pregnant by some other guy, took the pic, the guy bailed and then fucked the first guy to appear on her tinder feed and send that pic.
I mean, you didn't even cum in her. If you are concerned though, don't block her and keep her around until you can get scientific evidence whether you are the father or not.
Look like a total con though.
t. 21yo never had sex with a non prostitute or had much female contact my entire life

Fucking autocorrect. You didn't 'nut in her' is what I meant to say

Eofl that was supposed to say my man

She's playing you bro.
>precum has no semen in it unless you've wanked earlier and didn't piss after
>you don't at any point leak semen except during orgasm
>a pregnancy test works off of detecting a pregnancy specific hormone that doesn't have time to accumulate in a week

Tell her to fuck off.

Lol you dumb faggot. She fucked an unemployed Chad who was hot but would be a bad father, got pregnant, and the found the most stable looking beta provider she could to fuck her so she could pin the baby on you.

I mean, the fact that she begged for bareback should be fucking obvious. And you didn't even creampie her, how the fuck would she be pregnant. There's a 0.001% chance it's your baby, since precum has a microscopic chance of having some sperm in it, but there's no fucking way.

Tell her she's not getting a fucking DIME until she actually has the baby and gets a paternity test done, and you want no contact with her until this condition is met. She'll find some other beta faggot on Tindr to pin this kid on.

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i knocked up a 37 year old woman when i was 27 and she flat out refused to have an abortion for like a month. worst month of my life.
dedicate all of your efforts to make sure she aborts this thing or you're pretty much fucked for life.
good luck my man. i know this feeling sucks.
i hope you at least learned a valuable lesson - NEVER hit that shit raw unless it's a steady relationship.

congrats you both murdered your child to avoid the responsibility of your guys' actions you dumb 89 IQ mongoloids.

femanon here. I got you senpai. It's 100% impossible to know that quickly. The earliest possible test would you can take is 2 weeks after a missed period. So even if her period was due the next day, she can't tell for another week or two.
Demand a dna test or tell her to fuck off. Dont play with these bitches ever. Good luck user, I'm so positive it's not yours but I'm still praying for you.

(She just wants money from you)

Women are manipulative prostitutes effectively.

I got a 4/10 indian pregnant when I was 18, she eventually got an abortion and then I cut off all contact, dont fuck around with fucking raw even if she swears she is “on birth control”

Send her this and tell her youre sterile, and tell her that you just got a text from a past partner about having herpes so she better get check, then block her.

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I just grabbed that picture off Google image search. It's not the one she sent me.

Murdering your child IS a way to deal with the consequences you quintessential ignoramus.

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yes because people who have unwanted children are known for their high intellect. fuck right off to Jow Forums

Why don't you research ovulation cycles and how soon you can tell if pregnant you fucking moran. That seems too soon. She wouldn't even know to check until after she missed her period, which would be like 15 days after ovulation

That said, it's possible to get her pregnant without cumming inside. I've done it and made a mexican mongrel, which I happily forced her to get aborted

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SHE A THOT

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>precum has a microscopic chance of having some sperm in it
Found the brainlet

You can get her pregnant by pulling out to avoid ejaculation, then going back in, and some precum/cum can leak out and make her pregnant. It happened to me

Good luck with your baby daddy goals of 2018

I'm sorry for my bad English skills, English is not my native language but I just had to reply to this post.

I worked as a nurse at a fertility clinic for some time.

The earliest possible moment for even a extra sensitive pregnancy test to detect human chorionic gonadotrophin (HCG) is 8 days after conception.

I can say with with 100% certainty that there is no possibility of you being the father of this child.
Cut any contact with this woman. If she threathens you in any way, contact the police.
And demand a paternity test if it will be necessary.

This kind of fraud attempt are more common than one might think. Makes me ashamed to be a woman.

Ghost her for sure. Your friends are 100% spot on.

It is a shakedown. Takes a about a month for the requisite hormone levels to appear.

You can, but what you said is actually less likely to cause pregnancy then wearing a condom.

No it didn't happen to you. You are lying.
That other user should hold off for a blood test.

what does weed have to do with this?

based owner of a cunt

Pregnancy hormones take longer than that to give a positive test read out.
My wife is pregnant for the second time right now and her first test had a faint positive and it was weeks after we fucked on her ovulation cycle.
Breathe easy and block her.

Assuming the other anons are right that its too early, Document everything, if you wanna go balls to the wall, get a lawyer who will send her a cease & desist and scare her

get a test faggot

Everyones already said it, but shes trying to scam you. If she continues, ask for a paternity test. Also bro hold yourself until marriage don't continue in sin. Accept Christ as your lord and savior

She's a lying sloot. She was pregnant before you had sex with her and she knew it. That's why she tried to pressure you to take the condom off. She got pregnant by Chad or Tyrone and now wants you to raise their baby. Tell her to fuck off.

Stop contacting her at all. Literally nothing you do or say at this point in time will benefit you. If she's really pregnant either she will.

1. Miscarry.
2. Abort
3. Have the child

If 3 happens, then you need to already have spoken to a lawyer, and be ready to petition for paternity determination.

Stop talking to her.

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Send her a picture of a hanger and a lighter, let that crazy bitch know that you'll do the deed if she won't. Your doing the kid a favor no joke, he/she will grow up to be an addict and a weight on everybody's taxes.

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Block her ass and discontinue ALL communication. As far as you know she is a stranger

I believe life begins at conception but you ought to still be able to kill it if you want. nothing wrong with that.

it IS a shakedown.
there is no reason for a girl who does not even know you to beg you to take off your condom. The sensation might be different for men but girls feel no difference being fucked with or without one, so that is the first red flag. Not to mention that there is no logical reason for a girl to want a dude she just met to do her without protection and risk getting pregnant.

You also said that you did NOT finish inside her so their is no way she would be pregnant by you. This girl is most likely trying to scam you with a fake preg test to get money from you for a supposed abortion, and then pocket the cash OR she was already preg by some one who ran off and now she is trying to trick some poor guy to take care of her and the bastard child.

Erased your Tinder info and delete your Tinder pictures. Block her from your phone. Hell deactivate your Facebook for a month just to be safe. The girl is scamming you!

>but girls feel no difference being fucked with or without one

>I met a girl on Tinder and nailed her last Friday.
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This is why I don't sleep around. That whole world of lying, fighting, cheating, courts battles, legal fees, etc is low IQ as shit. The kind of people who get into situations like this are quite often mouthbreathers/turbonormies. Yes I am euphoric.

The thought of having a kid at 25 (especially with a opportunistic hoe as the mother) is suicide inducing.

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Use the tea, Use the tea, Use the tea, Use the tea or have 18 years of child support payments

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Man up and take care of that kid faggot

Fake m8.

Call her on her bullshit and stop talking to her. Don't bother blocking unless she persists. Don't even bother worrying.

Raising someone else's kid isn't being a man.

>Last Friday
The test won’t be positive for at 2 or 3 weeks you absolute moron. You’re paying for Tyrone’s baby. Also
>stophavingpromiscuoussex.varg

You're a dumb motherfucker, and that chick picked her target well. Call Maury in 9+ months.

Fraud. Lawyer up. Threaten to sue her.

Also, is she white?

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*2 or 3 weeks AFTER missed period I meant to say, so she’s about 4 weeks early. The point remains about how stupid OP is, let this be a lesson to all teenagers who think that fucking random whores is cool

>Yes I am euphoric

What did he mean by this?

I know a chick whose roommate would do this exact thing. She'd get a nice dinner, a good fuck, and then $360 for an "abortion".

Funny, I knocked up a 30 year old at 20 and the psycho bitch went through with hit. Her 5th kid. I guess having 5 kids with different baby daddies is normal for "good Catholic girls" - of course she's a Mexican, so I shouldn't be surprised.

I paid child support for 3 years and about 6 months ago it was cancelled for a technicality. I haven't spoken to the mom in about a year and a half, nor do I plan to. I was the one that filed the child support papers the first time because I knew that heinous cunt would try to use the threat of filing as leverage at the drop of a hat.

Now I'm just letting sleeping dogs lie.

Didn't want to be a fucking dad anyway.

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Has OP replied? Is this some kind of new bait?

OP if this is real keep us updated. I'm interested in the outcome of your mutt child.

OP is still absolutely retarded because he didn't confirm that his semen was washed off in the shower. Nothing stopping her from sneakily scooping up that baby batter with her hand and doing a manual insertion which is why you run to the bathroom to clean the condom in the sink after every fuck. Plus some guys leak semen as they get close. Bitches be absolutely fucking crazy.
OP, you need to fucking pray to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and Cthulhu that she doesn't know your full name because hell will rise up to meet you if your name goes on that birth certificate regardless if it's actually yours or not.

>Getting it on with a girl you barely know
You did this to yourself.

Tell her to come over, fuck her again, cum Inside her and whisper in her ear "I know it's not mine"

making a 37 year old get an abortion is evil you fuck, might have been her last chance

>pregnant after one day test

Get that bitch in a lab. Scientists would be very interested in that vagina. Seriously, the level of hormones that need to be built up in a body need at least a couple weeks to build up to be detected by a pregnancy test. It's usually after you miss your period.

There's no way a tinder thot isn't on the pill. There's no way a tinder thot knows before missing her period.
There's no way a tinder thot knows less than two days later.

If I were you OP, I'd be posting this: youtube.com/watch?v=IdtKbq3Omkw

and this: youtube.com/watch?v=xuKG-xW2By4

And this: youtube.com/watch?v=BaOzdr7CP6s

And then I'm asking if she got a sister I can impregnate.

You're dumb as Fuck LMAO

lol a 37 year old succubus trying to extort someone ten years her junior for the rest of his life and ruining it deserves it. Fuck her, fuck that fetus and fuck you.

Breh. Been there done that. No kids thank god but one of my friends didn’t get out so lucky.

No way she knows that quick. And also, she’s most likely not trying to trap you. She’s probably just looking for someone to pay for her abortion.

Tell her to frigg off

Not that guy, happened to me too. Fucked, pulled out, went back in a bit later and she got pregnant.

Kids really are not a death sentence, Jesus. They're like expensive pets for much of their life, then they learn to take care of themselves.

Y'all are melodramatic. All I was worried about when I accidentally got my gf pregnant was getting less sleep at night and having to drive around more.

>And like a dumbass, I continued to fuck her.
Dumbass nothing. Fucking without a condom is better.

Do this many people actually have sex with a condom?
Fuck I could never go back
Just another reason to hop on dat dere gear

OP everything is cool the spawn wont be your biological son, his father is hopefully a nigger who will beat his white mother, fuck her and hopefully again impregnate his mother like his father. You like them creampies ha?
you done good my friends

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>Y'all

Keep rationalizing spurdo

Most young (white) people are all fucking with condoms these days. I would rather wait a bit for std tests to get back than fuck wearing one.

Hcg does not possibly accumulate that quickly. She's lying. Tell her you've retained a lawyer and will require a paternity test, then let her know she is blocked and any further contact will need to be made through legal council.

counsel

BLOCK HER IMMEDIATLEY

YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE FALLING FOR HER TRICKS

SHE PROBABLY HAS DONE IT TO 8 OTHER GUYS AND SENT THEM THE SAME PHOTO

DO NOT GIVR HER ANY RESPONSE OR ATTENTION

LET ANOTHER GUY TAKE HER BAIT

DO NOT EVEN PLAY HER GAME

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what happened to the child?

Why would you not post the one she sent and then when someone rightfully called you on your larping not post it as proof.

She's trying to get you to give her money for an abortion. She's not even pregnant.

Grab your stuff user and run away. I read a book about a kid that faked his death so he could run away with some vampires. It went fine for him, so that's something you could consider.

I second this.

Reverse image search what she sent you. I had a girl pull this shit with me.

already pregnant to a nigger and looking for a white daddy with a career who will care for the litte niglet confirmed

Women should be jailed for that shit. How is this different than a life ruining scam?

They are right, 5-6 days is bullshit unless the stars are aligned and she pulled back to back royal flushes.

No, the council will convien as planned.

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Literally impossible its too soon

This

dubs of truth

you can get pregnant from precum but yeah, it's way too soon for her to have gotten preggo from OP

>forcing the child to be raised by two morons just to punish them
yeah abortion is the worst option in this situation

>all thread talks about this act of scam
Gonna throw my 50c here: if you not blocked her yet, ask wtf is kind of joke this is, play stupid and then tell her to go fuck herself, like a fucking whore she is

brehs I've been thinking... couldn't I just get a vasectomy and then if I want kids just have them take sperm from my balls or reverse the vasectomy? That way I could cum in juicy puss all day long without worrying about getting JUSTed.
>inb4 kike
I know you can reverse them

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>making a 37 year old get an abortion is evil you fuck, might have been her last chance
GIVE ME MY BABIES BETABOY
PAY FOR MY KIDS

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