>tfw 23
>almost 25
>will never have sex with a young, attractive girl ever again
>have to settle for old grandmas and prostitutes forever
Don't listen to these idiots who say men peak later than women. Once you hit 25, your life is essentially over. God I wish I didn't waste it all. I'm about to be that 25-year old guy who still works out. God, I'm pathetic. Don't be like me, Jow Forums.
You're not very good at memeing, sorry. You overcomplicated it.
>prostitutes
just choose young prostitues
problem solved
There's nothing "meme" about it, grandpa. There's nothing left for us here.
Tf, get a couple of fuckbuddies you fuckhead
You post still sucks. Keep it simple next time.
Yeah it was kind of a rushed shitpost. Any advice? The basic premise is to troll these early 20s guys who are working out to become more attractive, making them think they'll be stuck with gross leathery MIWLFs.
Well you are still not 25 so what are you waiting for get that poon
You’re either skeleton or ugly
b/c I'm fat and I won't look good until I'm 25. I'm 6'3'' and have a decent salary but I'm really scared once I hit that fateful age i'll have no chances to have sex with any attractive women.
I've cursed myself. It's all over now, boys.
Just bee yourself
t. 26yo fucking one 20yo and another 21yo on the regular
>20 years old
nice grandma fetish
implying prostitutes can't be less than 20 years old and some of the hottest girls you'll ever sleep with
I fucked an 18 year old at 24. Not that hard desu. Girls like a guy that is a bit older, helps if you are tall/jacked.
>Girls like a guy that is a bit older,
>t. 26yo fucking one 20yo and another 21yo on the regular
imagine how pathetic you have to be to be an adult man trolling high school and college campuses for girls, and mentally damaged ones with daddy issues at that. kek.
Go watch those dudes RSD on YouTube. They're fat and 40 and pull 19 year old girls at bars.
>all this agelet projection
Pathetic.
The absolute state of the mentally damaged larping grandpas at some
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dude when i was 23 i was fucking my future wife who was 17. she was mirin
Forgot pic
Fucking pathetic oldcels
Once you hit 30 this is the only future you get to look forward to
t. roastie
>when forcing a meme to take hold on Jow Forums is your greatest achievement in life
Yeah but 23 is still young. Once you hit 25 it's game over. Good job on making it before you hit the deadline, though.