Daily reminder that if you were fed baby formula as a child...

When my daughter was born, she was cranking 2 liters of breast milk a day. I made sure that my wife ate a whole lot of beef and fish to make sure that our daughter was strong. At two years old she pushes all the boys around. Daddy ain't gonna raise no bitch.

This desu

Another reason to kill myself soon. Thanks OP

>tfw i asked my mom about breastfeeding and she said she wanted to stop the "torture" at 6 months but my dad forced her to keep going for a year
>all of her thoughts on child rearing are based on debunked 3rd world myths and misunderstood science from the 50s
I still have shit genetics and a bad upbringing (physically, not emotionally or mentally) but based dad made sure I at least got that year of proper devlopment

>was apparently a severe biter
>mum breastfed me anyway
Thank you for all the sacrifices you've made for me, lady.

Was decent but fucked it up at the end get the fuck out normie

What does human breast milk taste like? I'm assuming you were suckling them titties too. Hell, maybe you had one boobie in your mouth while your baby daughter was hanging off the other, who knows?

I definitely tasted it more than a few times. I would say my wife's milk was slightly sweet, like a thin cream. It's no where near as thick as cow milk. You got to remember that every women's milk is going to taste different based on genetics and diet. I guess I just lucked out with sweet milk.

I didn’t get breastfed but a lot of the science on that shit has murky correlation/causation issues.

I was breastfed over a year, my mom stopped, got pregnant and I restarted breastfeeding when my little sister was being breastfed (I was 2 years and some 4 or 6 months.

I was the tallest everywhere I went. I’m at 6’3 now, 31yo. 1/2/3/4 achieved before 6 months into lifting.

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Yes, you have to be stupid if you're worrying about a slight IQ raise you were never going to receive. You may as well regret not being born with better genetics and see how far it gets you.

t. Underdeveloped brainlet

you succ it out of her teds? i need /DEETS/ here mate

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Hell, I didn't even need to suck. Her tits were so full of milk it just dripped out. I would just lick it off her nipples.

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>6’3”
>tall
user I.....

Noticed it's 90% trailer trash and niggers that use formula because they're too lazy to breastfeed. If I had a dollar for every time I heard "my breasts just wont produce milk, really!" I'd be a millionaire.

Pathetic sluts, why be a mom if you don't even care about your child.

Do you think drinking breast milk now will make someone grow taller ? Asking for a friend.

Well thank the Lord for formula. Mother couldn't breastfeed me for some reason and now I'm a low-IQ productive citizen who can experience the pleasure of living tyvm.

>if you were born by c-section and are a virgin you've literally never touched pussy

and nowhere near ass, either

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>tfw my right shoulder was dislocated so the doctors would get me out

user pls I'm trying to nofap

unironically this

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>tfw eventually we would rely solely on c-section to give birth because human brains are getting too big to go through the pussy
I'd much rather for humans to stay in Medieval to be honest, atleast everything is more natural that way.

>mom fed me soy formula as a baby

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>mom raised me as a vegan until my uncle snuck me a chicken nugget at 8 years old and I refused to eat anything else

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Actually people born as a c section usually have weaker immune systems digestive problems, mood disorders and allergies because they were never bathed in the bacteria of they're mother vagina. Your body is full of important bacteria that you probably didn't get enough of as a baby.

I'm a proud father of a giga-son. My boy was 12 pounds and some change, and 24 inches long. I'm 6'4" and I'd be surprised if he doesn't end up with a couple inches on me.

ooh I was conceived via C sec and my brother naturally, that's why he's a soy 5'7 manlet and I'm 6' manlet cutoff territory.

It's ok, I recently bathed in the bacteria of your mother's vagina so I think I'm good.

99% chance he will with change.Nutrition is a big factor in height, genetics is only half of it

Nice LARP cunt.

Not the guy you were asking, but I've considered breast milk like the milk at the bottom of the cereal bowl. Sweet.

If he eats like I did he will be fine. He will breastfeed longer than I did also. He's like 23 pounds and 27 inches at just shy of 5 months.

>tfw caesarean and breastfed till 4yo

>conceived via C sec
your dad cut open your mom and came in the wound?

jej

daily reminder that if you consume dairy you're just as bad as babies consuming formula.

you do know what conceived means, right?

Was so big doctors refused to make a Caeserisn birth pull me out with a vaccum cleaner

>tfw raised exclusively on formula, never had a single sip of breastmilk in my life
Fuck my stupid whore mother for ruining my life
I'm happy she's dead

Real chad

Why do people use forumula? I mean what is their reason or the reason they claim?

My mom couldn't produce milk so she had a friend of hers wetnurse me. Which means I sucked titties before yall niggas lmao

>having a mom with small hips
low test

>it's a sneaky uncle is the good guy episode

>Child bearing hips are a masculine trait

Fuck, this is me.

>conceived via C sec

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I-is that not how it works?

lmao manlets will believe anything as long as it helps them cope!
poor, poor little guys.

>fed formula because i teethed incredibly early and was a biter
>born naturally
>6'3 210lbs

Cope harder

Tallness is like 50% dependant on Nutrítion and Health as a child and teenager.
Mym mother fed me fuckign Gulash mashed by Mixer througha bottle as soon as i could eat meat when i was little.
I am 193cm tall and every doctor i went to as a child called me exceptionally healthy and well-developed mentally and physically.

My mum is a feminist who took pills to stop the lactating and fed me formula even though my family was relatively wealthy cause my dad earned ~120k a year. I think I developed above average looks wise and height too but everyone tells me I'm so awkward the way I move so there is that

>120k/year
>wealthy
Kek, is this what Americans think?

its not "ugh, my friday yacht is in repairs so I can't go boating" money, but it's easily top 1% of the world income.

>tfw don't live in the city and can't make a living selling black market baby formula to chinese

120k a year is ample money to buy a yatch if you want to

>120k/year
>wealthy
just say upper middle class, pleb.

true wealth is 2 million a year after tax, at least.

tfw starved of oxytocin as a baby

feels bad men, real bad

Tumors are cut out and removed not people. Natural birth, natural fed.

What irrelevant country are you from, just joking no one actually cares.

Kek no
Yachts are tens of millions my dude

>120k a year
>Upper middle class
maybe in third world countries

Fuck this, this is why we have every day less and less women with wide hips. They should die at birth and not spread their shitty genes.

Also checked.

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Tfw formula fed and am a smolboi. I am pretty smart though so your argument isn’t completely valid because learning comes from stimuli not from drinking breastmilk

The average person thinks they are above average intelligence.

If you were so smart you wouldn't have been formula fed

babies get kidney failure from fucking cow milk because of too much protons. if it survives whey a true hercules is born

>breastfed till 4yo
On some white people shit

>breastfed for plenty of time because mom knew it was healthy
>still a manlet
At least I'm smart and have a fucking truck immune system, but that's probably from doing dumb shit as a kid outside like you're supposed to

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what happens after 25? i'm 27

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only three more years, user...

>tfw formula fed
>6'4"
>132 mensa tested IQ

True, I will make my wife breastfeed the entire first 6 months

>tfw breast fed
>5'8
>137 Mensa IQ

>getting a (((c-section)))
literally a scam half the time, hospitals just convince women they need them so they can charge more money

>formula fed
>circumcised

At least my kids will have a chance. My gf already has huge tits, I'm excited to see her pregnant.

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welfare checks dont write themselves lmao

youd be 6'6" 160+ and most importantly not browsing Jow Forums if you had breast milk

>silver spoon 18 year old who has never left the safety of his bourgeoisie compound

At 25 years old, if I earned more than 60k I'd be doing better than ~700/800 of my Facebook "friends "

>tfw i had to be removed in a C-section because the umbilical cord had wrapped around my neck
nice premonition

NANI?!

>everyone tells me I'm so awkward the way I move so there is that

you prolly have kyphosis

I'm gonna make it

>At two years old she pushes all the boys around.
Reminder that if you fail to make your child social before age 4, you will have fucked up their entire life.

Maybe he's Chinese

Cool story but read his q again lol

Go outside

Yeah if your mom needs a c-section then she is shit tier genetics and would be promptly weeded out by nature. Women with sufficiently wide hips don't have these problems with birth.