How do I stick up bodybuilder motivation posters in my room without my parents thinking I'm gay?

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Bump, also want to want to hide how gay I am from my parents like OP

inb4 just move outta the house and then you can make your room as homoerotic as possible.

Why should you have pictures of male bodybuilders in your room? Take them as role models but it's gay to have 100 posters of naked males in your room

This was covered in his autobiography, Total Recall

By actually lifting weights, and everyone in your household knows you always lift weights, and love it / obsessed with it. I have a muscular Jesus in my gym room, as well as some Arnold posters for motivation.

No one says jack shit when they walk in and i'm squatting 175kg.

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Arnold's dad still whipped him with a belt though.

it's fine, just scratch out the penises and write "yum yums are a no no" next to it

If you insist on putting up posters and you don't want people to think you're gay, put up the shitty routines they put in magazines next to the pictures and circle the goal body parts from each bodybuilder. If that doesn't work, get a second copy of all the posters, and cut out the goal body parts from each of them and build a frankenbuilder with a picture of your face on top of it. People will be too weirded out by the frankenbuilder to really notice anything else.

>the under 30 year old who still goes to the gym and lives in fear of his parents

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or just hide your porn under your bed like the rest of us do, instead of broadcasting them on your walls

Embrace the gay

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How do I feel no shame like Arnold did?

What does that say about Arnold and other "straight" bodybuilders that do it?

What did he say?

Get Greek/Roman sculptures for body inspo, your parents will just think you're a Classicist.
Find a Roman flag while you're at it.

be gay like him

- Watch vlogs by fitness models and bodybuilders, mimic their mannerisms, speech, etc, but do it gradually and normally until you can confidently and naturally sound like them. No use forcing a fake persona out like a cringey down and hip with the kids "pokemon go to the polls" like personality.
- Get a physique that complements the personality you've cultivated
- Clean your room, soyboy

Get your own place

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What's with the teddy bear?

Honest question
Why do people idolize this roid-munching idiot?
The predator movie was great but thats about it.

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bro i cried irl. I'm glad i read this post

Bring a girl home and fuck her with the door open.
They'll know you're straight after that.

he had a good body

Cause Hollywood, the media and normies memed him as the bodybuilding master/leader of bodybuilding for decades when there are just as aesthetic or better looking bodybuilders than him that exist.

He's just the most famous, ask any random DYEL bloke on the street if they know who Arnold Schwarzenegger is and 99.9% of the time they will. Now ask them if they know who Rich Piana or Zyzz are, not very likely that they will know.

seriously man?

>Now ask them if they know who Rich Piana or Zyzz are, not very likely that they will know.

Why in the FUCK should they know who those losers were?

If they browse Jow Forums they will

Do you let your parents watch you have sex you sick fuck?

Its too late for that. But just get a poster with some motivational quote on it

Okay then, now how do I avoid getting whipped by a belt?

OP, let them walk in on you while you're masturbating to the posters, then avert your gaze to look them dead in the eyes until you finish, piss on the floor, roll around in your piss, open nofucksgiven.exe

May as well just put a giant dildo sculpture on the desk while we're at it. "Phew, because of this now no one will question how it's weird to have posters of bodybuilders on my wall!"

None at all.

Yeah these. Just make sure they know that improving your body is something that you're interested in, and the posters are inspiration. If you're parents are supportive, it'll be good all around.

IMO the poster is much more gay than the teddybear

Should I get a mixture of both IRL bodybuilders and anime bara dudes posted on my wall, then?

how are roid monkeys motivation?

Keep a secret folder inbetween your matress

>believing anything this nigger says
He's a professional liar. But if you have any pictures of naked men you're a legit homo.

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>2018
>not having a bloatgod custom made wall deco

pic one, twink

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Enough room in that closet matey?

Cable management sleeves please

What if they're pics of myself?

But I want posters that motivate me to become fit not thicc.

ANIKI PepeHands

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Rape your mother in front of your father.

Unless your dick is inside of a woman at the moment the naked picture was taken of you then it's still gay. Read the law.

That's why no one will remember your name

Hmmm, makes sense.

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I don't remember Your Name either, it was a shit movie.

Because I want posters of bodies I aspire to be, and I don't want to aspire to be a dyel twink or an overweight... whatever is

And only then, can you put posters of your favourite bodybuilders up without arousing suspicion. But you'll be arousing something else

This is pretty awesome mate, don't bother what autists say.

Rail a gym Thot on the kitchen bench.

pin up anime girls alongside

Well you see user you put a big picture with naked dudes and chicks

Kek

But I don't want to aspire to look like a chick. I'm not into feminine penises or amazons and I don't want my family to think so either

Who cares what they think, and why are you still living with them?
I had my ged and was on my own at 16, wtf is your problem?

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I can’t recall

thats pretty gay dude

So there's no one here that has or wants to fill their walls with pictures of their goal/ideal physiques that are hetero or they are homo but do it for no homo reasons?

right

>Shitty vegayta poster on his wall behind his TV set
>Others are autists

I'd have this on the wall

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It'd be the same as goal body threads but irl.

That left bicep is so fucking aesthetic in that photo holy shit

Also his right pec

There was a guy on /b who routinely hid dildos in his house as a motivation against suicide

amazon basics pet kennel in the corner m8? Is that for your cat?

biggest bber
biggest action star of his time despite horrible accent and zero acting skills
made his mark in politics

not many people on Earth have done so much in 3 different fields.

Arnold is inspirational and is a prime example of will to power.

Its not that he came from nothing; he came from a (literally) privileged family. Its that he determined he was going to be the biggest and best at whatever he did and achieved it time and time again.

>muh roids

Kys

real estate too

Use pictures of both sexes.

Be confident? Maybe if you're worried about your parents thinking that you're gay, you probably are a fag anyway?

Offer to blow your dad, but do it with a really disgusted face.

Arnold wasn't and he still got beaten by his dad and taken to the doctor.

Why's his penor so small?
Was Arnie a grower?

Arnolds Dad was in the SS. Your Moms bf is probably a little lighter on the punishments.

18" legs make pp look small

>"I call this the Dick Domicile"

Mistype you clearly meant 28 inches

Iirc arnie's competition measurements after his first mr olympia victory were 29 1/2 inches for quads

>not wanting to look at pictures of hot chicks
Idk man you sound pretty gay to me

"I wonder why user has pictures of amazon women in his room...hmm"

Why would I want my parents to be imagining me imagining banging the chicks on the poster?

But there's nothing remotely homoerotic in that pic.

If an user posts a photo of their homegym/bedroom with men plastered all over the walls that'd be it.

Just tell your parents about the subjects of the posters.
>"Who's this, son?"
>That's Arnold Schwarzenegger. He's undefeated in bodybuilding, every movie he's starred in is based on real events in his life have all won awards, and he gave me this autographed picture
>Your parents read the autograph
>"Dear user, your mother was my favorite whore in Marrakech. Man, she knew how to polish a helmet!"

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That they’re gay

You're a wrong'un user

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I keep them under my bed, with my lifting plugs.

Do you have some other "plugs" down there?

But do they know about the onions? IS OUR SECRET SAFE??

just do it. once you're huge you can put anime posters up

Underrated post

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how

Does that mean I'm related to Arnold Schwarzenegger?

this guy gets it

If only the housing market wasn't so fucked...

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dick size doesn't matter when you have a body like that

Not him but what do you have against Teddy bears? They are super cute and comfy and never let you down :(

Maybe put only the quotes up.
If you need reference on something like a horseshoe or teardrop just get a picture of that particular muscle.

I asked what's the deal with the teddy bear because I'm curious about it. Not that I'm against teddy bears.

If you walked into someone's home and you saw something that caught your eye and you ask about it, does that mean you're against what it is?

"Oh hey what's this? A pasta machine?
"So you're saying you're against technology?"

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